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J Robyn

@immarealunicorn.bsky.social

Living in PA but forever a NYer. Daughter, Sister, Aunt x2, Partner to E. Chief of Staff. CEO. Biologist. Writer. Nerd. Geek. Sarcasm is my love language. INTJ. ๐Ÿฆ„. โ™Ž๏ธ. Iโ€™m Bi - sexual and racial. ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ท. ๐Ÿฉท๐Ÿ’œ๐Ÿ’™. Thinking of running for office to rep PA in DC. ๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿฝโ€๐Ÿ’ผ

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Latest posts by immarealunicorn.bsky.social on Bluesky

I just said this outloud to myself like twice before I realized what it sounded like and proceeded to slap my own face.

05.11.2025 03:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Wait Iโ€™m using this hotel in my novel haha. Take allll the pics! Give allllll the feedback! :-) have the best trip!!!

05.11.2025 03:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes the fucking DID! ๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™๐Ÿ’™

05.11.2025 03:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I CANT STOP LIKING YALLโ€™S POSTS. This is what last year was supposed to feel like.

05.11.2025 02:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I think about doing this at least once a week.

13.10.2025 02:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Not gonna like I though this was Hank Greens page, and phewww was that a ride of a double take. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ but agreed!

06.10.2025 05:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I decided on Montreal!

Thanks all for the DMs! ๐Ÿ’š

If anyone is around this weekend, lemme know!

#ts12 #swifties #montreal

25.09.2025 05:04 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That sounds delightful. Mine was yesterday as well and I had to go for a global entry interview ๐Ÿ˜ญ

24.09.2025 20:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Hey, no clue what this is for BUT I promise you can do it! Iโ€™m going to Canada this week by myself, Iโ€™m terrified but also keep telling myself โ€œyou can do hard things.โ€

Trust me, itโ€™s gonna feel so liberating! Itโ€™ll be scary and if you need to bounce, you can. But absolutely try. You got this ๐Ÿ’š

22.09.2025 13:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yes, and guns. Weโ€™re pro-guns.

15.09.2025 02:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Do theyโ€ฆ like each other? I got a huge tension vibe. I mean, theyโ€™ve been together forever, I would have thought they wouldโ€™ve been moreโ€ฆ warm? I dunno how to explain it, Alexis looked uncomfortable. I donโ€™t follow them so Iโ€™m not sure if that was normal?

15.09.2025 01:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What.

15.09.2025 01:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He donโ€™t even need to make a thumbnail for YT. Heโ€™s got one right here.

15.09.2025 01:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve watched this no less than 28 times. Wheezing.

15.09.2025 01:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They knew weโ€™d read his lips so they panned away too.

15.09.2025 01:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I audibly laughed out loud like a maniac. I canโ€™t.

15.09.2025 01:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Iโ€™ve created like 15 boards in 2 days.

12.09.2025 15:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Charlie Kirkโ€™s death is awful and abhorrent but itโ€™s appalling that the President is calling for national mourning for a right wing propagandist and hasnโ€™t said a word about Officer David Rose or the brave employees at the CDC

10.09.2025 21:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6383    ๐Ÿ” 1377    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 306    ๐Ÿ“Œ 67
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Screen shot of a text:
โ€œDid you see the video of Charlie Kirk?โ€
โ€œNoโ€
โ€œI have the video of him getting shotโ€
Screen shot of the first frame of the video

Screen shot of a text: โ€œDid you see the video of Charlie Kirk?โ€ โ€œNoโ€ โ€œI have the video of him getting shotโ€ Screen shot of the first frame of the video

Screenshot of a text that says HE WAS SHOT?

Screenshot of a text that says HE WAS SHOT?

I was on meetings literally all day, and I got this form my best friend. Canโ€™t post the rest of that chat cause Iโ€™ll end up on a list butโ€ฆ yeahhhhh. lol

11.09.2025 02:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Chicken teriyaki with rice!

10.09.2025 22:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I would legitimately do things that are illegal in some countries to be up in NL right now. Please donโ€™t ever stop posting photos. ๐Ÿ’š

10.09.2025 22:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

girl. (if i can say that, i don't see your pronouns) but lol.

10.09.2025 21:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hi! i cut off most of my family irl... i think you're good cutting off IGs! i certainly would be! :)

10.09.2025 21:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Social media hiatus! Be back next month. Be good, chin up, and remember: you have to outlive him. You just have to. ๐Ÿ’š

26.08.2025 15:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I simply cannot wait to go back.

19.08.2025 21:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Also we need to remember that he 1- canโ€™t do that by EO, or frankly any order, 2- congress can set laws based on discrimination only, 3- it is up to the states how the elections go.

He can try to be dictator all he wants but if the governors do their jobs, this is just a distraction.

18.08.2025 16:19 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Donโ€™t do this to me.

18.08.2025 14:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh no! so sorry to hear. ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿ’š Did you try tamiflu? I think you take it within 72 hrs of diagnosis. Dr can prescribe. Iโ€™d suggest, frankly beg you, to not get on a plane when you have the flu. Thereโ€™s nothing saying you canโ€™t but there could be a whole host of folks in there that could die from flu.

17.08.2025 14:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Imagine we had a functioning grasp on womenโ€™s health so we wouldnโ€™t see headlines like this in 2025?

Imagine we actually, as a society, cared about womenโ€™s health?

Imagine instead of seeing us as incubators they could see us as humans too?

Maybe, JUST MAYBE, that would help with this statistic.

17.08.2025 14:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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