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@pmbennett.bsky.social

I'm a cat rescuer and wrangler, writer and editor, and source of many terrible jokes and puns.

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Look, I ❤️ Hazbin Hotel & season 2 is off to a great start, but the use of "expressed permission" in episode 2 when the correct phrase is "express permission" made me face palm. Didn't ruin it, but how did it get through so many people without correction? Grrr! #hazbinhotel @vivziepop.bsky.social

02.11.2025 18:47 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I respect you deeply, but I think this is an odd thing to complain about. Where do you expect it to be? Up front right in front of the door? In the very center of the store on a rotating platform with spotlights on it? Seriously, what is the complaint here?

28.10.2025 20:08 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You can't corrupt mushroom farmers. They have morels.

03.10.2025 16:39 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Kids these days deal with fears, anxieties, and dangers we can't imagine, so cut them some damn slack if they do silly videos and spend too much time on their phones, okay?!

03.10.2025 15:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A white & orange cat is standing low to the ground next to an orange food dish. Concrete ground with a white house in the background.

A white & orange cat is standing low to the ground next to an orange food dish. Concrete ground with a white house in the background.

A mostly white cat is laying on his right side on concrete with his head near a greenhouse material. He appears to be sleeping.

A mostly white cat is laying on his right side on concrete with his head near a greenhouse material. He appears to be sleeping.

Starting today, any yarn item bought in my shop will go to vet, winter enclosure & food for Oscar Wilde. If you see something that is sold out, MSG me. I can make another. If you would like a different color or size, MSG ME. I will be adding more throughout the week so check in sporadically.

01.10.2025 10:46 — 👍 205    🔁 44    💬 4    📌 0

New book idea: a barnyard spider is shamed for her slutty ways, so she has to draw a giant letter A in her web. It's titled The Charlotte Letter.

16.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A coming-of-age novel about a young cat experiencing an angst-filled weekend: Scratcher in the Rye.

16.09.2025 19:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ginger and Mary Ann were stranded on Gilligan's Island for so long that they experienced Minnowpause.

16.09.2025 19:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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We are in an age of darkness and a time of monsters. Be a light to those who are lost and a lifeline to those who are hopeless.

21.01.2025 15:40 — 👍 11    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 1

Don't engage with right wingers about Charlie Kirk. Let them vent into the void. Like children throwing a fit, they will tire of it and go back to their daily lives. Don't give them your time, energy, or emotions. Don't feed their fury.

12.09.2025 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm almost 55 and found it excruciating from the very start, so I'm not sure being older has anything to do with it. Unless you're substantially older than I am, of course.

11.09.2025 21:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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what in the star trek discoveryesque fuck was that

11.09.2025 11:26 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

The season 3 finale of #StrangeNewWorlds continues the show's trend of being bad fanfic written with the emotional depth and intelligence of a 12-year-old CW fan who learned about writing from reading Hallmark cards.

Season 1: A+
Season 2: B
Season 3: D-

Such a sad decline for a once great show.

11.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 7    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

#Wednesday really missed a great opportunity for a Poe pun by naming the coffee seller Tell Tale Cafe instead of Tell Tale Cart. 😁 #seasontwo

06.09.2025 13:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

But without the writing quality of those episodes. It's extremely frustrating.

02.09.2025 13:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Jesus instructed his followers to go throughout the world sharing the good news, the Gospel. Not Leviticus, not the Ten Commandments, not the letters of Paul, but the good news that God loves us & brings grace & forgiveness, not judgment & damnation. Jesus ordered us to share the love of God.

01.09.2025 23:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Strange New Worlds would be better if it were about strange, new worlds, not CW-level relationships between supposedly "best of the best" professionals who act like adolescents. Actual stories & actual science fiction would also be nice. Season 1 is a good example of how SNW should have been.

31.08.2025 01:45 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The latest episode of Strange New Worlds was painfully bad. Like, I think I lost brain cells bad. The writers of that episode fundamentally do not understand Vulcans OR Romulans.

31.08.2025 01:19 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

"Four and a Half Vulcans" is easily one of the three worst hours of Star Trek I have ever seen, and I've watched all of it. This episode should have been shelved, burned, forgotten. I'm embarrassed for everyone involved but especially for the writers. So. Bad. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek

28.08.2025 14:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you liked "Four and a Half Vulcans," you are never allowed to make fun of "Spock's Brain" ever again. Ever. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek

28.08.2025 14:39 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

As far as I know, the main writers and runners are the same for all three seasons. I've seen some fans blame the quality issues on the writer's strike, so maybe seasons four and five will bounce back.

28.08.2025 12:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm ready for the end of Alex Kurtzman's tenure as #StarTrek's franchise runner. I love two of the three Kelvin movies, I love #Prodigy and #LowerDecks, and I like #StrangeNewWorlds, so I am not a hater. I just think we've seen the limits of what Kurtzman brings to the franchise. Time for new blood.

28.08.2025 12:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The first season of Strange New Worlds was great. A+!

Season 2 was barely okay. B.

Season 3 is awful. C-.

The writing is atrocious, and the showrunners don't seem to have a clue what they want to show to be.

At this rate, I have no hopes for seasons 4 and 5. #StrangeNewWorlds #StarTrek

28.08.2025 11:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 1

"Shallow fan fics" is a perfect description of season 3, though most fan fiction isn't this frustrating and half-baked. I really liked season 1, season 2 was meh, and season 3 is bad.

23.08.2025 15:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Strange facts about dog breeds #2: poodles

Standard Poodles require knowledge of how to use a stick. French Poodles oui oui on everything.

18.08.2025 14:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Strange facts about dog breeds #1: spaniels

A Cocker Spaniel will let you leave your hat on, but a Springer Spaniel will throw chairs.

18.08.2025 14:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ooh, yeah, back spasms are insane. This abscess pain might be more intense, but back spasms have shut down my life for days at a time. So far, knock on wood, no heart attacks.

17.08.2025 17:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This tooth abscess pain is the worst physical pain I've ever experienced. It is worse than two broken thumbs, hernia surgery, ganglion cyst surgery, and surgery to remove an ingrown toenail to the bone. It's almost as agonizing as having to sit through the full run time of The Rise of Skywalker.

16.08.2025 00:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Another incredibly disappointing episode of #StrangeNewWorlds, "through the lens of time" and into dumb writing. I haven't paid attention to the writers this season, but it sure seems like they brought people over from Discovery or a local middle school. Loved season 1, liked season 2, hate this.

07.08.2025 15:14 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0