Ladybug Prozac Edition 💊

This is how I remembered I’m two weeks overdue to request my refill

These are adorable. When you wear them, you are the CEO.

My level of patience when I start a work out routine.

my brain is doing the running man while my heart does the skittles

a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a thermometer in his mouth .. Alt: a cartoon character is laying on a bed with a thermometer in his mouth with a fever, then gets cold and then hot and then cold over and over again.

I’m hot. I’m freezing. I’m burning up. Give me a blanket. Turn the fan on.

that’s my secret, Daylight Savings, i’m always tired

Apparently I have no idea. I thought it was the gymnast who did that snarky smile, but apparently not.
Yes, I am indeed old, why do you ask?

It’s so exciting, the sun sets later so I have more time to be anxious and depressed in the living room, before it is socially acceptable to go be anxious and depressed in my bed.

I always add an extra hour of sleep whenever anything to do with Daylight Savings time happens. It’s still Thursday to me brother.

Daylight savings is now, and I’m still fucking pissed about the hour of sleep I’m losing.

If you see me up all night in the internet, no you didn’t, I am losing an hour of sleep!

Men listen to me: that woman is probably lying she 100% does not want you to "make sure she wakes up"

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

i might be a dumbass but at least i am also lazy and pessimistic

My brain is so loud today. I have picked up songs from ads or something.

I’ve got just these snippets: “song, song of the south - I’ve been married long time ago, Cotten eye joe”

This repeating over some dubstep music and I can’t make it stop.

Why am I awake?

-a memoir

“No,” said Frog.

It’s the first week of March and so far this year I have:

- been in the hospital
- had two surgeries
- had two procedures
- taken 23 days of antibiotics
- and only owe like 5 grand to various medical locations

0/10
None of this was part of my New Years Resolutions.

(Super Mario Bros) Mario, I know you're just a plumber, but now you have to be the secretary of homeland security

oh yeah

Second tuesday of next week 😂

a woman is holding a glass of wine and giving a thumbs up . Alt: a woman (Samantha on the show Bewitched) is holding a glass of wine and sprinkling magic / good vibes out.

Sending you the best vibes for tomorrow!

Lately they haven’t - but he was worried about being on the hook to take care of kittens, but they did make him giggle. So that was a win.

Mine does - but it’s self inflicted because I have 84 chrome windows open with 20plus tabs open in each.

changed Siri to a male voice so I didn’t feel bad telling it to shut up all the time

Pretty sure this is what I was after I read the tips in Cosmo.

Me, thinking about all the cheese I'm gonna eat when I get home from work.

Donnie darko therapist meme Your order has shipped Has it really shipped or just shipping label Shipping label

I made this to express my feelings

I don’t know who is running this simulation, but I didn’t think you could jump the shark so many times in such a short period.

Maybe we could go back to scratch and sniff stickers, trapper keepers, and Lisa frank stuff?

Or maybe a free round of pharmaceutical grade Quaaludes as a treat?

Had a busy day tracking down the kittens and snakes and babies in baby carriers my FIL was convinced he could see behind a shelf. He assured me that none of them would bite, so we weren’t in danger.

Luckily lunch was a good distraction and they all sorted themselves out. 😂
👶 🐍🐱

Thu looks divine! Now I need to find a way to have potatoes and gravy!