Brandon Ocampo captainvatican

it’s almost “leave what-was-once-twitter cause it really sucks over there now” o’clock

30.10.2025 20:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button . ALT: a man with a mustache is looking at a washing machine with a small , medium , and large button .

31.01.2025 19:11 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are people on this app saner than those on Twitter?

Asking for a friend.

31.01.2025 17:53 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 3 📌 0

sup y’all

25.01.2025 00:01 — 👍 10 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Hi nerds

18.01.2025 04:18 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

nerds

13.11.2024 21:21 — 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 5 📌 0

So uhhhh Bluesky…

13.11.2024 02:48 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

The Biblical author known as “Q” was actually an elephant, few know this

22.02.2024 22:16 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

This is what the Resurrection of the Body will look like, haters will tell you otherwise.

22.02.2024 22:05 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Just remembered I should post on here more (shoutout to Chelsi)

22.02.2024 22:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Happy feast day to all the chairs

22.02.2024 13:16 — 👍 8 🔁 3 💬 1 📌 0

I forgot I have this app

13.12.2023 03:25 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

gm to the bluesky fam

24.08.2023 17:29 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

come thru queen

18.08.2023 20:40 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Praying with this wisdom today. 🙏

18.08.2023 20:18 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

LISTEN

I am a simple man

I start listening to Christmas music on December 26th

18.08.2023 19:16 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Christmas music blasting as I work on website stuff 🥰

18.08.2023 16:02 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Contemplating how it’s been almost a year since we packed up and moved to Minnesota

08.08.2023 14:29 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Order of Judith: Taking Action Against IPV, organized by Chelsi Creech The Book of Judith tells the story of a woman bravely facing and defeating t… Chelsi Creech needs your support for Order of Judith: Taking Action Against IPV

A few friends and I have started to scale up a project to support women escaping intimate partner violence. Your support is appreciated, monetarily, in exposure, and/or in prayer.

https://gofund.me/de6c941a

05.08.2023 22:49 — 👍 15 🔁 11 💬 0 📌 2

Vatican III will allow Mickey Mouse to become Pope.

04.08.2023 15:24 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

very rude that I have to be working rn when I could be cozy and napping at home

02.08.2023 16:13 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

silence celibate

27.07.2023 00:38 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just remembered bears exist :)

26.07.2023 19:55 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

bluesky now has a a brief, opportune window to rebrand itself as "twitter"

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Sad to see Twitter get Norted.

24.07.2023 13:46 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Inshallah the Criminal known as Violet the Cat will be sacrificed on our new home altar to the God of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob.

17.07.2023 14:19 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Lucky! All good, relaxing and watching the Bear 🐻

15.07.2023 01:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Hell yeah

15.07.2023 01:35 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Queen 👑

15.07.2023 01:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Man, Rings of Power was great.

14.07.2023 20:42 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

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