Gobledegook

The true indicator of my bisexuality is the ability to do both

Breaking and entering, aggravated assault, unaggravated assault, slander, attempted murder with a deadly weapon (these hands), driving without a license, petitioning for worker's rights, ownership of a pistol shrimp

You did this. What happens next is in your hands.

Guess we goblin posting now

THANK YOU FOR DRAWING HIMMMMGGGG

MY LITTLE GRIMY CRIMINAL BOYYYY AAAAAAAAAUGH
THANK YOU SO MUCH

This was a mugshot taken right after being found beneath an innocent's floorboards

HANDS AND KNEES CRYING PLEASE IM BEGGING

Kricket sporting their new top they didn’t steal from an elf

Kricket in the same top but with 100% more alcohol

Rubbing my gay little hands together like a gay little fly

#goblin #warcraft

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How horrible for me, oh how I hate this

Kiriko is the Israel of Overwatch skins

I don't even play the game, I'm just mad for everyone else at this point

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Oh cool, I wonder who's getting the 2B skin in the Overwatch Automata colla-
Kiriko.

a man is standing on a red mat in front of a restaurant door . ALT: a man is standing on a red mat in front of a restaurant door .

I KNOW JUST THE VOLUNTEER

They'd never accept her as the truest form of Light (I am mentally unwell and Kricket is my crutch)

YOU BIT MY CORROTED ARTERY (real)

SMH Hydrophobic in 2026 can't believe this shit

Recycle Druid out here doing god's work

He'd like it and you know it

I was going about Silvermoon (dreadful), minding my own business and out of the bushes leapt @hyenalope.bsky.social and he FUCKIN BIT ME and I fuckin' DIED
THE HOUSE WAS ONE THING THIS BUT THIS IS WAR

THANK YOU IT TOOK ME THIRTY MINUTES 😭

Anyway, meet Quorthan. He eats bones and other normal, well-adjusted things

Holding hands, gorilla grip, never letting go, with heart full and eyes teary

MOISTURIZED CREATURE

A pale skinned elf(???) in dark black and red armor

The same person but as a whole body shot

Hairy Deer or somthin

#warcraft #midnight

On the couch, on the kitchen table, in the shower, in the street, howling at the moon, beneath the field of roses, passionately, without restraint

Tragic: Two Things You Hate Make Something you Actually Like

More at Midnight