🅺🅲 𐂂

fuck gifts, she’s all i need

bought 4 new couch pillows for THREE DOLLARS 🤗

goodmorning and happy humpday

a man in a suit and tie is reaching for hearts in the air ALT: a man in a suit and tie is reaching for hearts in the air

wife is coming home from getting her haircut

good morning RATS

my dad is still paying child support to me as a 27yr old man, can officially say this is the most he has ever done for me

taking longer to bust would imply he has experience. i would claim it would take him .00038 of a second to bust due to his lack of affection from women

im becoming an addict. breakfast, lunch and dinner. dessert. and now before my workouts. i dont know how to stop

gonna have to buy it and try it right

a man in a spiderman costume is standing in front of a wall that says ance . ALT: a man in a spiderman costume is standing in front of a wall that says ance .

happy sunday dirtbags, drink water, take your meds, and eat something nutritious today

gonna be looking forward to some good finds hopefully!

when a girl mentions a blunt in her song i feel seen

echo says hi

sent my mom gift ideas 🙆🏼‍♂️

both wouldnt hurt for sure and whatever one you dont like, can be a backup for any reason!

i used to use transtape, when i would go 6+ hours using it i had to pull it off really slow with the oil while in a hot shower bc it did irritate my skin sometimes but it was something i was able to deal with. it was never bad enough to where i looked into other types of tape

im a grown man no one can tell me what to do

except for lil miss 5foot with a gorgeous smile

roblox

i have been so absent on here i hope all of my mutuals have been well and happy holidays 🙆🏼‍♂️❤️

first heavy snowfall of the year 🙆🏼‍♂️🤗

picking up the wife tomorrow, can finally stop sitting and waiting by the door for her to come home

i am so excited to drive to see christmas lights and watch christmas movies and drink nothing but hot chocolate for the next 30 days

youre welcome

babies always make me feel so happy

she is my greatest success

“ur girl has u on a leash”

yea and i sit for treats too whats ur point

you already know i will ):

what do u mean im home without my wife for 5 days wtf am i supposed to even do

even an evil wizard needs a forehead kiss sometimes