Chris Lites

DOJ Examined Men in Epstein’s Orbit Accused of Sex Crimes. None Were Charged. Several women told investigators after Jeffrey Epstein’s 2019 death that they were sexually abused by his associates. The Justice Department has said the files include unverified allegations.

(GIFT ARTICLE) Multiple women alleged to prosecutors that they were sexually assaulted by high-profile associates of Jeffrey Epstein, according to the recently released Epstein files. None of the men was charged.

www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...

It must be nice to be a sociopath, because all the new products are for you. The smart glasses will give you that woman’s address, the betting apps will finally let you make bank on war crimes.

While we sit around to find out how bad exactly it all is, a bit of cheer: the best baguette of Paris competition was won by a Sri Lankan who appears to have started as a dish washer in restaurants and eventually trained as a Boulanger.

www.paris.fr/pages/la-mei...

Wait until he finds out how he came to power.

Remember when we used to have a Congress? bsky.app/profile/atru...

This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t

I can't fucking believe we're doing this again.

what if we did 2003 again but with even stupider people in charge of everything

our government combines the impulse control of pete hegseth, the intellectual rigor of rfk jr, and the attention span of donald trump with elon musk’s signature sense of humor

Sure, but only one sold us dumb hats!

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done

- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy

The U.S. just surpassed a grim measles milestone As the U.S. officially breaks 1,000 measles cases in 2026, experts say that the rate of infections is accelerating much faster this year than it did in years past

Congratulations to us.

We've officially passed 1000 measles cases. In two months, we approached half of the TOTAL confirmed cases (2281) in 2025. And that is in the beginning of 2026. The rate of infections is accelerating faster than last year.

🧪 www.scientificamerican.com/article/u-s-...

Your mention is the first I've heard of it. I had no idea there was an American copy either, and we have 7-11s all around Chicago.

Never heard of this law before right this second but holy fuck if it does not 100% check out

we dont have the money for universal health care but we have tons of money for concentration camps and a surveillance society

dramatic skies

the-unflappablewolf Who would you trust more? total stranger in a star trek shirt? 94.5% total stranger in a star wars shirt? 5.5% 99.421 Stimmen • Verbleibende Zeit: 2 Tage 23 Stunden thebaconsandwichofregret No exaggeration, the vote split on this poll is hysterical.

No but this is entirely correct

You house is literally the layered historical texture of your novels. Plus Wheezie, of course.

imo the threat posed by CBS News and CNN getting absorbed by pro-regime billionaires isn't that they're going to produce right-wing slop that convinces people to be right-wing, it's the dismantling of newsrooms capable of doing investigative reporting on the administration. Fewer eyes on the street.

I’ve wanted to pet this feral cat since 2024. I have no idea why this happened today but Greyboy has turned a corner.

Strap on Time watch billboard

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

Kansas Sends Letters To Trans People Demanding The Immediate Surrender Of Drivers Licenses "The legislature did not include a grace period."

It seems all Kansas-issued trans drivers' licenses are invalid, effective tomorrow

It is now illegal for trans people to drive a car until they surrender their license at a DMV (that most will need to drive to) and have it reissued with the wrong gender marker

This was never about woman's sports

Philosophy #FAQ Ontology: what the fuck? Causality: why the fuck? Epistemology: how the why the fuck? Phenomenology: the fuck.

Future with limited edition hardcovers containing actual samples of the designer substances characters ingest throughout the narrative?

"Virtual Light is better than Dancer! Lick and see for yourself!"

Fears of polio resurgence as US vaccine adviser questions need for childhood shots Survivors say US healthcare system not ready for new cases – ‘the only thing to fix polio is the polio vaccine’

“People don’t really see the daily side of living with a vaccine-preventable disease. With polio, you’re never going to fix us, and that’s the problem. The only thing to fix polio is the polio vaccine.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Good point.

What if he drove a talking car on the beach?