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worker bee in a hive of machines. I share memes sometimes - sometimes I try to be funny. sometimes, I vent. but i always love my crooklyn.

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I like ranked choice like they did in Alaska

10.11.2025 02:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I'm having 1814 flashbacks...

22.10.2025 13:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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After leaks, Hegseth limits Pentagon staff's interaction with Congress The new directive could limit congressional oversight of department activities.

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I'm confused. isn't this the guy who shared critical attack plans via signal chat that included a reporter? he's now concerned with leaks???

22.10.2025 13:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

awesome!!

20.10.2025 01:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

that would make Soros the biggest job creator since Biden.

20.10.2025 01:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

who would buy that house? that sounds like a dumb investment.

18.10.2025 06:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I thought those were used to break up riots. I didn't see a riot.

13.10.2025 05:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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medical question: can't pressing your thumb behind somebody's ear cause restriction of blood flow from the brain and lead to seizures or brain damage? follow-up: will your self preservation instincts spur you to resist this dangerous attack?

27.09.2025 04:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 14    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this seizure brought to you by under armor...

27.09.2025 04:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hey Nike, your logo is on an ice agent. isn't there some government deal about not wearing brands while performing official duties? this seems like Nike is sponsoring human rights violations or the US government is sponsoring Nike?!

27.09.2025 04:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a cartoon of garfield with a big belly standing in front of a wall . ALT: a cartoon of garfield with a big belly standing in front of a wall .
22.09.2025 02:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I concur.

06.09.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I concur.

06.09.2025 11:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

next SOTU will cover lost productivity that requires more federal interference into your lives as they cut more protections from you and your family to get us back on track

02.09.2025 15:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

troops pick up trash, dig trenches and do plenty menial tasks that shouldn't be construed as humiliating. These people have regular jobs & pulling them away from their jobs leaves holes in the workforce that will compound GDP losses. this will support a false narrative they'll be pushing next SOTU.

02.09.2025 15:49 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I'm not so concerned with the apparent humiliation of the Guard as the tax payer money wasted on troops who aren't training to be better prepared to protect tax payers. their time in service should be spent getting better not making America less littered.

02.09.2025 15:41 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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captain america says " i can do this all day " in front of a building ALT: captain america says " i can do this all day " in front of a building

(shout out to @isaacrspooner.bsky.social for making this meme special) while showering my wonderful wife with some cheesy love.

02.09.2025 15:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

hello, hawaiian ya?

02.09.2025 15:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you are the supremiest!

02.09.2025 15:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

when i am down and broken, you pick up the pizzas of me.

02.09.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@crooklyn.bsky.social is the best. end transmission! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฉ

30.08.2025 20:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

UFC fighters never had a chance at fair pay because the deck has been stacked against them the whole time, from the promotion to most of the managers. You need a manager friendly to the promotion (problematic) but then they want 15% (or more) to do the bare minimum. 1/2

26.08.2025 21:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
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Yes, UFC fighters are getting screwed but it's not their fault | Ep. 180 Today's episode features discussion about the Johnson antitrust case, unions for fighters, why Dana White & Mark Shapiro have a discrepancy about PPVs, and more.

On todayโ€™s episode of Hey Not The Face! @crooklyn.bsky.social and I discuss why the UFC may be waffling on whether or not theyโ€™re done with PPVs, how much fighter pay may go up, and why itโ€™s unfair to blame fighters for their predicament. open.substack.com/pub/heynotth...

15.08.2025 13:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6    ๐Ÿ” 4    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Magic Spoon mini protein bar treats. Flavors: marshmallow and chocolate

Magic Spoon mini protein bar treats. Flavors: marshmallow and chocolate

To my Costco shopping buddies, these are so stinking good. We bought a box earlier and I just ended up putting in a second order to have 4 more delivered. Outstanding. And diabetic friendly.

16.08.2025 22:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Which is the better cheese when dieting?

09.08.2025 05:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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The Parnas Perspective | Aaron Parnas | Substack Providing you with the Gen Z perspective on all the issues in the news. Click to read The Parnas Perspective, by Aaron Parnas, a Substack publication with hundreds of thousands of subscribers.

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04.08.2025 22:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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