Brodolph, the Red-Nosed Gainzdeer

Hey bottoms

Ohhhh okay Thursday doesn’t work for me tho cuz I have work in the morning :(

Wait I’ve never been over there either when do they do gaymer night?

I don’t wanna drive over there and show up by myself cuz I’m shy 🙈

I don’t wanna go and show up by myself so I’m probably not going :/

My friend was gonna go with me but doesn’t feel well now 🥺

So who coming to Precinct for gaymer night

Muscled up fuck toy with a deep pussy and a deep throat 😈

Oomf come with me to the bar and flirt with me to make the other boys jealous

Wait what if I hosted a jockstrap and smash bros night at my new apartment omg

Need to go to a gay bar this week…

So which oomf coming to visit me this week

God invented capybaras just to bring us joy

Need to throat oomf today

Goals

Wait that sounds so good

I can’t go back to work for two more weeks so which oomfs want to come keep my company

Yeah it was a rough week oomfie 😮‍💨

One week since my hernia surgery.
Took the bandage and the drain off today and everything looks good!

🌻🌱☀️

PEACH🍑🍑🍑

I can’t go back to work for the rest of the month so which oomfs coming over to keep me company lol

Not even a good morning first?

I had surgery this week btw

So which oomf coming over to my new apartment Friday night? 💁🏻‍♂️

had to run errands all day instead of play video games in my underwear

Iced Coffee in a giant cup

me when i make a cold brew at home

Should I start my annual replay of skies of Arcadia rn?

Need to look this good