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@fivestarsteven.bsky.social

Teacher. Author. Trilingual. -SoCal

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So which oomf coming over to my new apartment Friday night? ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

02.10.2025 02:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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had to run errands all day instead of play video games in my underwear

21.09.2025 23:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 10    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Iced Coffee in a giant cup

Iced Coffee in a giant cup

me when i make a cold brew at home

13.09.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 152    ๐Ÿ” 7    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

Should I start my annual replay of skies of Arcadia rn?

21.09.2025 22:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Need to look this good

14.09.2025 01:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I missed you I havenโ€™t seen you in so long

14.09.2025 00:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oomf

14.09.2025 00:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna go to a gay bar in Long Beach but I need an oomf to go with me

14.09.2025 00:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh thatโ€™s oomf

08.09.2025 12:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

A date night out in Long Beach would fix me

06.09.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Theyโ€™re coming for our sourdough! Sourdoughers rise up!

31.08.2025 16:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wanna go to Muevelo and have a dwerk offโ€ฆ

31.08.2025 14:20 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you look like this DM me

30.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Who wants to grab a drink tonight

30.08.2025 15:57 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Crush didnโ€™t like my insta story of me flexingโ€ฆ

30.08.2025 15:21 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Why wonโ€™t God send me a cute boyfriendโ€ฆ

28.08.2025 23:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Preview
Meet George Retes, Disabled Army Vet to Sue Trump Admin over Unlawful ICE Detention We speak with George Retes, a 25-year-old U.S. citizen and Army veteran who is taking on the federal government after he was detained by ICE for three days and three nights without explanation. Retes ...

"They never told me what I was charged for. They just kind of threw me in there and didnโ€™t care."

25.08.2025 15:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 206    ๐Ÿ” 87    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1
Story headline that says 
Cracker Barrel backlash:
Americans 'sick of having our culture and heritage stripped from us,' Starbuck says

Story headline that says Cracker Barrel backlash: Americans 'sick of having our culture and heritage stripped from us,' Starbuck says

Referring to a mediocre breakfast restaurant as your culture and heritage is one of the whitest things I've ever read.

23.08.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 6323    ๐Ÿ” 1140    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 442    ๐Ÿ“Œ 575

Oomf take me to a gay bar

23.08.2025 16:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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ใƒกใ‚ฌใ‚ฆใƒ„ใƒœใƒƒใƒˆใฎใ‚คใƒฉใ‚นใƒˆใงใ™ใ€‚

21.08.2025 14:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 381    ๐Ÿ” 219    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Wait which part of LA do you live in now? (Donโ€™t answer publically lol)

22.08.2025 02:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How Iโ€™m tryna be built like

22.08.2025 02:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I think a man finally wants meโ€ฆ

22.08.2025 02:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lotโ€™s wife:

10.08.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This game literally changed my life forever

10.08.2025 21:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Got friendzoned yesterdayโ€ฆ

10.08.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Agents stormed our restaurants in a show of force that went beyond anything reasonable or humane. They raided the heart of our business, tore through our spaces, and left behind a trail of fear, confusion, destruction. Our kitchens were flipped. Our walk-ins emptied. Food trashed. Doors broken."

10.08.2025 01:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1716    ๐Ÿ” 764    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 58    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13
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I developed a crush on one of the guys from the gay volleyball leagueโ€ฆ

07.08.2025 15:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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07.08.2025 15:01 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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BLUESKY LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE!

07.08.2025 14:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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