Brodolph, the Red-Nosed Gainzdeer

Lot’s wife:

This game literally changed my life forever

Got friendzoned yesterday…

"Agents stormed our restaurants in a show of force that went beyond anything reasonable or humane. They raided the heart of our business, tore through our spaces, and left behind a trail of fear, confusion, destruction. Our kitchens were flipped. Our walk-ins emptied. Food trashed. Doors broken."

I developed a crush on one of the guys from the gay volleyball league…

BLUESKY LEMME HEAR YALL MAKE SOME NOISE!

So I think I have to move…

😭😭😭

Edited meme of Shalla-Bal's face, from the recent Fantastic Four movie, replaced with the infamous Miley Cyrus face in a press picture.

For the love of all that's good: Autocorrect, please stop correcting "were" to "we're" or I'm gonna throw my phone across the room

The way my crush keeps liking all my instagram stories

I would be such a good boyfriend…like yall wouldn’t even be able to take it

a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall ALT: a woman is talking into a microphone in front of a national board of review wall

Need a boyfriend to love and support but also to love and support me

Which oomf wants to have a picnic at the beach with me tomorrow

Kind of obsessed with going to the beach now…which oomf coming with me during the week

@teeterdance.bsky.social are you still a ygoer

Explain this cute shit

My 13th reason

Trying to resize a picture on instagram stories then it starts rotating and now you can’t get it back perfectly to its position

Might go to gaymer night at the precinct next week 🤭

It’s giving Wolverine

Just benched 425…getting ready for my MCU role 😮‍💨

I need abs within the next 2 days

I’m not going by myself tho lmao

I kinda wanna go to San Diego for a day—

Oomf better invite me over to hang out right this second or else

Omg I wish 😭

Guys I can finally officially say that I’ve been cast as Nightcrawler in the upcoming X-Men movie! 😍😍 thank you to everybody who has supported me on my acting journey! Can’t wait to play everyone’s favorite blue Catholic in 2027!

goombella from paper mario the thousand year door, book in "hand" tattling on your ass

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok"

yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Newgrounds' approach to verifying age is interesting and transparent.

That would be even better oomf