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AJfromBrooklyn

@ajfrombrooklyn.bsky.social

NYC wiseass, apologize in advance. Rather be at the beach. Stick that red hat up your ass.💙💙💙

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I was wondering where Rosie was sneaking out to on weekends.

05.03.2026 05:30 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button ALT: a cat wearing a hard hat is looking at a blocked button
05.03.2026 05:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Some worse than others.

05.03.2026 05:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Curb Your Enthusiasm

04.03.2026 18:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s a punk. First guy hiding under a desk sucking his thumb if the shit got close to him.

04.03.2026 18:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He looks bad even without the press.

04.03.2026 18:19 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

🤣🍺

04.03.2026 18:16 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thanks for the mention. You guys put the fun back into social media ❤️🍺

04.03.2026 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I met the principal yeas later she said she was surprised to see I wasn’t in jail.

04.03.2026 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Can I wear this K/B?

04.03.2026 15:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 3    📌 0
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This is the same look I got from the St. Jerome nuns while they were throwing me in the coat closet.

04.03.2026 15:45 — 👍 18    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0
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a cat wearing sunglasses sits in a cardboard box that says " no problem " ALT: a cat wearing sunglasses sits in a cardboard box that says " no problem "
03.03.2026 23:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Thanks pal.

03.03.2026 23:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Sup Ingrid.

03.03.2026 05:43 — 👍 44    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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a little girl is crying and has the words `` so mean to me '' written on her face . ALT: a little girl is crying and has the words `` so mean to me '' written on her face .
03.03.2026 03:34 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can I get that in writing?

02.03.2026 22:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

🔥🔥🔥🔥😁

02.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’re asking women if this fuckin’ guy is sexy? WTF kind of question is that? How about sticking to his absurd policies & give women a little more respect killer.

02.03.2026 20:45 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I knew I’d get your attention.

02.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I cannot tell a lie.

02.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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a baby is standing in a hallway with his arms outstretched and a picture frame in the background . ALT: a baby is standing in a hallway with his arms outstretched and a picture frame in the background .
02.03.2026 19:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Reminds me : Gotta pluck my eyebrows & shave my legs.

02.03.2026 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Works for me too.

02.03.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Awesome. What a great album.

02.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👍🍺

02.03.2026 19:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

With guitar in hand.

02.03.2026 19:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Happy Birthday to an absolute NY treasure, Lou Reed. Miss him.

02.03.2026 19:04 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 5    📌 0

Raspberry jelly. I’ll pretend you didn’t say that 🤣

02.03.2026 18:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Used to think these were old folks cookies when I was a kid. Now that I’m an old, there’s nothin’ like them.

02.03.2026 16:02 — 👍 23    🔁 0    💬 7    📌 1

I can read her mind “why me?”

02.03.2026 15:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0