Marty Huntford 🎞️✂️🎮🖥️ ((Now in Stereo))

Wow. That guy who fucked a pie is really starting to look like his dad.

I love how Councils will spend the whole year pretending they have no money, but then every March suddenly remember that they won't get the same amount of 'no money' next year unless they spend everything they've been hoarding, and that the quickest way to do that is to dig up every road in sight.

What AI can I use to ‘Vibe Code’ me an app, that I can use at the supermarkets, to tell the checkouts that I’ve paid without any money leaving my bank account?

Yesterday I saw Scream 7 in Screen 7, just to add some fun to the experience. But it was at the Vue in Staines, to add the possibility of getting stabbed. And also because I hate myself.

In honor of international women’s day, who are the women of your letterboxd top four?
#filmsky 🎬

Just finished watching The Beauty. One day, Ryan Murphy will give one of his TV shows an ending. But today is not that day.

To me, you will always be Colonel Christopher Blair

I’m switching from ChatGPT to Claude for political reasons. Also from now on when I burn down hospitals, I’ll be using petrol from Shell instead of BP, because I’m a good person.

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Currently watching Air Force One, because it’s nice to spend time in a fantasy world where the President of The United States could believably be a decent person.

How I arrived on Bluesky

Is this ‘growth in living standards’ in the room with us now?

I’m a sucker for a mechanical keyboard. I’ve been using the Coral for a few years, but struggled to make Windows cope with the custom UK keys on the ANSI layout. So I’ve given up and gone full circle with this ‘retro’ grey ISO slab, which looks like what I had with my first PC in the mid 90s.

I wish he fucking would.

“And the by-election has been won by a completely unknown party that we’ve never heard of before, in a complete shock to everyone. More on who ‘The Greens’ and this @zackpolanski.bsky.social person are as we find out.”
- BBC News, probably.

Superman Returns (2006) is now as old as Flight of The Navigator (1986) was when Superman Returns (2006) came out.

“Do you really believe in all that?”
“You know, I rather think I do!”

Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) is now as old as Superman Returns (2006) was when Batman v Superman came out.

I'm fascinated by the idea that someone can hack into my computer, take complete control of it, and all of my files and information. But they still need me to willingly send them money. And the only way they can ask me to do that is to send an email to my spam folder.

If the powers that be were gonna give us the dystopian cyberpunk nightmare, they could have at least left us with the mini-disk aesthetic and the cool ties.

That was so good!

On tonight's show we'll be having a fair, balanced and impartial discussion to find out, once and for all, if AI is stealing our jobs. Please welcome our panellists - HAL 9000, Agent Smith and the CEO of SkyNet.

Party of the working man!

Surely it should be "For safety and convenience. Passengers with heavy luggage are advised to use the lifts."?

I’m getting irrationally annoyed by the TFL announcement “For the safety and convenience of people with heavy luggage, please use the lifts.” Because, as someone without heavy luggage, it sounds like they telling me to use the lifts so that I’m not in the way of people with heavy luggage.

The Premiere of Last Resort

@adobe.com has dropped the “Pro” from the name of Adobe Premiere in the recent 26.0.1 release.
So from now on I’ll be referring to it by the more accurate name of
“Adobe Premiere Not Pro”
#EditSky #PostSky

Wuthering Heights so desperately wishes it was as horny as Kenneth Branagh doing topless science in Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein. But it’s not. Nothing ever will be.