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I kinda knew that but thanks.

09.03.2026 05:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Why does that twat have SS protection at all?

09.03.2026 03:21 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Sad little closet man.

09.03.2026 02:20 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"[...] is next" reminds me of Martin Niemoller's poem.

08.03.2026 16:54 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sweet photo!

08.03.2026 01:55 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

*be signed up.

08.03.2026 01:10 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope Obama runs against him.

07.03.2026 23:35 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't go wrong with the BK Broiler!

06.03.2026 20:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

That's a fucking TRILLION in less than three years.

04.03.2026 19:44 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

For me it's the head bobbing when she's "owning" someone. That and the nose that's an inch up too high.

04.03.2026 19:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Masterful.

04.03.2026 01:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Would it surprise you?

03.03.2026 16:25 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

He started that a while ago. He’s in the process of finishing his mission.

02.03.2026 16:41 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Who is the bimbo standing next to him? Is she new?

02.03.2026 15:52 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fake "doctor", fake accent, fake person.

02.03.2026 06:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wordt die klojo ook steeds oranje-der?

01.03.2026 16:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I wonder if his hand ever got better.

27.02.2026 22:37 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Vernon Reid of Living Colour, Lenny Kravitz, George Benson.

27.02.2026 22:26 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The initial reading seems wrong, but I think it's just a poorly phrased sentence.

27.02.2026 17:45 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fake glasses next to crazy eyes and dumb as a post.

27.02.2026 08:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In Dutch those are called Grote Zaagbek which literally means Big Sawbill. Beautiful birds.

27.02.2026 01:30 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m a big fan of the work of John C Woods in Nuremberg. Hè was the master of “Oops, I didn’t do that quite right, so sorry it took 15 minutes for that Nazi to die”.

25.02.2026 22:59 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

In other words, a professional puppy.

23.02.2026 00:50 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

(Niet voor mobiel gebouwd. *Nog* niet dus, lol.)

22.02.2026 19:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Scintillating Scotoma The Fractaline Entity

Ik heb deze pagina jaren geleden gebouwd. Ik wilde een demonstratie van scotoma's maken om het beter uit te kunnen leggen. Er zijn 4 verschillende opties, en je kunt de achtergrond veranderen. Als je erover heen gaat kun je de scotoma's verplaatsen.

www.bertgyver.com/scintillatin...

22.02.2026 19:09 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oei! Ik hoop dat het maar een eenmalige gebeurtenis voor je is! Ik heb jarenlang "cluster headaches" gehad. Sorry ik ken de Nederlandse benaming er niet voor, het is eenzijdige hoofdpijn, ook wel "suicide headaches" genoemd. Ik kan dus heel goed met je meevoelen. Au!

22.02.2026 18:16 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It exists! It's currently docked at Four Seasons Harbory.

22.02.2026 18:09 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

That kid on the left ain't right.

21.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I just called George Soros, he's usually good for a couple hundred bucks...

(Attention cult members: This language tool is known as sarcasm)

21.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

"He wanted to kiss me"
"They were down to working one hour a week"
"Biljuns and Biljuns"

OMFG

20.02.2026 18:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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