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Spurs Masochist

@coyshammy.bsky.social

Extremely fickle Southern California based Tottenham supporter. All about positive vibes but not happy clapping. Have chosen to embrace the pain. COYS! (Also, SF Giants, SJ Sharks, GB Packers, Sacramento Kings and occasional political posts. F.D.T.)

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People of color being oppressed? Nah
Government killing citizens? Nah
Services getting cut? Nah
Pedos getting protected by the government? Nah

Things that actually can affect your and your family members' privileged asses? Yep, that's the line.

04.03.2026 01:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can finally get that Thomas Frank tattoo!

02.03.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You've forgotten more about football than I've ever known. People who think you don't know ball are absolute clowns.

02.03.2026 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'll have you know, I had a mouthful of coffee that almost got sprayed on my keyboard while initially seeing this.

02.03.2026 18:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What can I say? I'm as efficient as our nation's current administration.

02.03.2026 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, and it is on Peacock to save you the search.

02.03.2026 17:48 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'd undoubtedly pull a hamstring just pointing to the spot.

02.03.2026 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

But could you call a pen on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

02.03.2026 17:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Well worth your time.

02.03.2026 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

After watching the Jim Downey documentary this weekend (Downey Wrote That), this has his fingerprints all over it. If you haven't watched it, you absolutely must. Jim Downey is a genius and his touch is on almost everything I loved about Conan's show, and SNL, and some of Letterman's stuff too.

02.03.2026 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

100% agreed

01.03.2026 22:19 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We had a gaffer they seemed to really like, they busted their butts to win Europa, and they were rewarded by seeing that gaffer fired. The margins between winning and losing in the PL are pretty thin. I think this moved the needle in the wrong direction.

01.03.2026 20:29 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a couple of backstreet alley muggings on that 2nd goal. But they didn't touch the keeper. This shit is unwatchable.

01.03.2026 17:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of grabbery on that Gooner goal, but shockingly they didn't touch the keeper.

01.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1

I again will stump for my solution. A five player panel of players from the 90's or earlier who, post-match, review diving/embellishment situations and issue fines and suspensions for any infractions that receives 3 or more "guilty" votes. Sky could televise the proceedings and make a mint.

01.03.2026 17:51 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a bowling alley says " yeah well that 's just like your opinion man . " ALT: a man in a bowling alley says " yeah well that 's just like your opinion man . "
01.03.2026 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of grabbery on that Gooner goal, but shockingly they didn't touch the keeper.

01.03.2026 16:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
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bart simpson from the simpsons is looking at something ALT: bart simpson from the simpsons is looking at something

Spurs sentiment

01.03.2026 16:01 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a white tank top is sitting on a bed with the words that is correct behind him ALT: a man in a white tank top is sitting on a bed with the words that is correct behind him
28.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Is that a bollard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

28.02.2026 22:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They say the opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. Hate means you still care about the object of the hatred. Personally, I could give two shits about him. He is gone. We move forward.

Now, for the club and people that hired him? Yeah, I've got some hate.

28.02.2026 22:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just atrocious behavior by some in attendance.

28.02.2026 21:48 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"My friend, you may have missed a call in the 2nd half."

28.02.2026 21:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Must have said some of the special words to get a red that fast.

28.02.2026 20:13 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Just reread A Tale of Two Cities in preparation.

28.02.2026 19:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The One Bourbon You Should Bring Home From Every State Bourbon doesn’t have to be made in Kentucky. In fact, bourbon is now made in every state and some U.S. territories. And while it’s probably a stretch to call bourbon β€œAmerica’s native spirit” β€” that t...

My Google skills found this: vinepair.com/articles/bes...

28.02.2026 00:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ah, gotchya. I misread your initial skeet thinking you were in a blue state. I don't know off the top of my head any bourbons made in blue states, but they've got to exist.

28.02.2026 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, I can see this being well received by Bayern's supporters. (Sarcasm)

27.02.2026 23:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Kirkland Bottled-in-Bond Bourbon by Barton 1792 Master Distillers β€” BOURBON GUY I realized today that since I got a Costco membership that I’ve become one of those people that buys a lot of stuff at Costco. I mean it is hard not to. You go in there, you grab one of the giant, mul...

If you've got a Costco membership, I've found this little guy to be quite pleasant for the price (roughly $25 for a liter).

www.bourbonguy.com/blog/2022/10...

27.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I've got some Angel's Envy laying around if that will do.

27.02.2026 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0