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Spurs Masochist

@coyshammy.bsky.social

Extremely fickle Southern California based Tottenham supporter. All about positive vibes but not happy clapping. Have chosen to embrace the pain. COYS! (Also, SF Giants, SJ Sharks, GB Packers, Sacramento Kings and occasional political posts. F.D.T.)

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Mine doesn't love getting out of bed.

09.03.2026 20:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will continue to support this stupid football club no matter where we are playing football. So yes, unfortunately the username checks out.

09.03.2026 20:15 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Well, I made it to the end, and I happen to agree with pretty much everything you had to say.

09.03.2026 19:54 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

To quote a lyric from the immortal Anthony Kiedis, "Ding, dang, dong, dong, deng, deng, dong, dong, ding, dang".

09.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I do like his ability to mentor the younger receivers there. I don't know how much he has left in the tank. Has a history of hamstring issues, and was pretty beat up last year. Seems like a good guy, involved in the Tampa community. I think it could work out, but a lot hinges on his health.

09.03.2026 18:44 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man in a suit says it 's 85% your fault ALT: a man in a suit says it 's 85% your fault
09.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Impeccable use of this clip. 10/10, no notes.

09.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If Sony wants me to leave their platform forever, this is exactly how to make that happen.

09.03.2026 02:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That was a fun game to watch.

08.03.2026 06:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Back from my self imposed 24 hour Bluesky suspension. If I wasn't laughing I'd be crying at this point.

06.03.2026 22:11 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I will be logging off for at least 24 hours unless we come back and win this thing. So, I'll see you all in 24 hours when my head is where it needs to be.

As an aside, I do not recommend watching this club during your lunch break. Or at any other time to be fair.

05.03.2026 21:08 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 1

I very much identify with this man and his emotions.

05.03.2026 21:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Dear Lord, I hereby repent for any of my transgressions that have led to the fall of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

05.03.2026 20:47 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Double jeopardy only applies if there is a "genuine attempt to play the ball."

05.03.2026 20:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lovely touch from Big Dom.

05.03.2026 20:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That's a fucking gift, I don't care what any of you say.

05.03.2026 20:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That's less than ideal.

05.03.2026 20:30 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If this is the least of his transgressions against my peace, I'm fine with it. In the high probability he's also an anti-LGBTQIA+ racist bigot, then I hope a flock of birds with massive digestive issues flies directly over him for the next 4 hours and his roof breaks and cannot be raised.

05.03.2026 16:58 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People of color being oppressed? Nah
Government killing citizens? Nah
Services getting cut? Nah
Pedos getting protected by the government? Nah

Things that actually can affect your and your family members' privileged asses? Yep, that's the line.

04.03.2026 01:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You can finally get that Thomas Frank tattoo!

02.03.2026 18:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

You've forgotten more about football than I've ever known. People who think you don't know ball are absolute clowns.

02.03.2026 18:46 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'll have you know, I had a mouthful of coffee that almost got sprayed on my keyboard while initially seeing this.

02.03.2026 18:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What can I say? I'm as efficient as our nation's current administration.

02.03.2026 18:22 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh, and it is on Peacock to save you the search.

02.03.2026 17:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I'd undoubtedly pull a hamstring just pointing to the spot.

02.03.2026 17:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

But could you call a pen on a cold, rainy night in Stoke?

02.03.2026 17:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Well worth your time.

02.03.2026 17:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

After watching the Jim Downey documentary this weekend (Downey Wrote That), this has his fingerprints all over it. If you haven't watched it, you absolutely must. Jim Downey is a genius and his touch is on almost everything I loved about Conan's show, and SNL, and some of Letterman's stuff too.

02.03.2026 17:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

100% agreed

01.03.2026 22:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We had a gaffer they seemed to really like, they busted their butts to win Europa, and they were rewarded by seeing that gaffer fired. The margins between winning and losing in the PL are pretty thin. I think this moved the needle in the wrong direction.

01.03.2026 20:29 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0