I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:
19.09.2025 00:31 — 👍 5870 🔁 1776 💬 98 📌 222@itsazoob.bsky.social
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I just spoke to NYC Comptroller Brad Lander as he left police custody following his arrest at immigration court. Here’s what he said:
19.09.2025 00:31 — 👍 5870 🔁 1776 💬 98 📌 222@latenightseth.bsky.social can I send you one of these shirts for your annual Pittsburgh trip?
18.09.2025 22:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Before the invasion: “the only reason crime stats aren’t worse is because the city’s lying about the numbers”
After the invasion: “the only reason crime stats aren’t zero is because Maude got lippy”
You’re a truly funny man, congrats on all the excellent projects!
05.08.2025 17:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0God, not a bit. I had inputs like you!
05.08.2025 17:22 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0I think about it, and how we skirted Peter’s strict rules about content
05.08.2025 16:40 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh my god! I was Prospero in that production. You might also remember a mullet that I still swear was not a mullet.
I am now (years later, and having no idea it was you) a big fan of your work. Very cosmic, man
@taylordotbiz.bsky.social long shot but I learned you were a counseler at Hidden Valley Camp way back in the day - did you ever direct a semi-improvised colloquial version of The Tempest? (Maybe your first year?) If so you were my bunk counselor. If not, this is super awkward of me.
05.08.2025 15:34 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0And then who’ll be laughing?
No one, especially not the audience at the Kennedy Center
@timmiller.bsky.social @jvl.bsky.social @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social You laugh, but Greg Gutfeld’s definitely getting the Mark Twain Prize next year.
@thebulwark.com
#nokings
13.06.2025 00:57 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A federal judge ordered the Trump admin to continue providing gender-affirming care for transgender prison inmates.
03.06.2025 18:19 — 👍 135 🔁 24 💬 3 📌 2Sexual anxiety be like
02.06.2025 19:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Sending this out again for anyone in Pittsburgh who lost their NEA grant last week, or is fighting for their NSF money, or who is being RIF'd from their fed job, or who wants to tell an investigative journalist anything, really. You can be anonymized and you will be protected.
08.05.2025 02:27 — 👍 95 🔁 58 💬 2 📌 2Exclusive look inside of Meta AI’s headquarters rn
#Ai #meta #ainews #robochomo
@timmiller.bsky.social not sure if calling him “Howard Nut-Lick” was an accident or not, but it’s gold
09.04.2025 19:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0#tarrifs #penguins #fentanyl #mcdonaldislands
04.04.2025 16:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Cool cool, it’s gonna be “tariff week” this time around isn’t it
03.03.2025 22:05 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I bet a lot of people have had an experience like this with a bad boss - there’s an email in your inbox on Saturday night saying, “Prove to me your worthiness by Monday or else.”
I’m on the side of the workers, not the billionaire asshole bosses.
“We hired them because they were the best person for the job. We FOUND them through DEI”
All employers with a conscience should be screaming this
Thats not very typical, I’d like to make that point
#dl4819 #delta
#superbowl #superbowllix
10.02.2025 02:13 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Fun fact @blankcheck.bsky.social @mariebardi.bsky.social (that you may have already heard a ton) - Toots Thieleman was a jazz legend. He wrote Bluesette, one of the core standards every student learns. There r incredible versions by Herbie Hancock and Bill Evans among others youtu.be/yKnG_9q4crA?...
13.01.2025 00:20 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Baby Gimp, doo doo doo doo
24.01.2024 17:10 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Photo of a taxi TV news story with the headline: “2025 marks the start of Generation Beta”
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
01.01.2025 02:22 — 👍 36289 🔁 2580 💬 1315 📌 339Not enough people do my bidding
30.12.2024 00:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Really wanna hear @jamellebouie.net’s take on the new Captain America trailer. Getting real “Clear and Present Danger” vibes
27.12.2024 21:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Stick around for the post credits sequence of A Complete Unknown - George Harrison makes a cameo to ask Bob to join the Traveling Willburys initiative
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