Ricky Musci

Now I can’t count today without snapping my fingers either

date: can you take off your work gloves

Jim Henson: they have names

Living in a city means this post is a reminder for me to go for a walk as stores and cafes are opening up

A black cat named Salem, on a computer desk, laying on ziplock baggies filled with paper. Next to a traditional art piece that’s a WIP.

Ok for every like, he’ll get a forehead kiss. For every retweet, I’ll give him a treat. He got spooked today so…

I assume this was inspired by 2005

Deep dish sandwich

As a physics and English double major: they will be juking themselves into unemployment either way

Fucking fuck

Wink knowingly

Absolutely

And sometimes the screwdriver hammer turns into a rabid wombat and bites. And sometimes it just disappears

Is the new War of the Worlds real? It does not seem real. It makes me question the concept of real.

Bubble Bobble

I can definitely tell what my cat is thinking about when she stares into the middle distance then licks herself. Or if she’s learning.

The most cursed way to make eggs I've ever seen

I’m having heart palpitations, and I watched it muted

Goddamn. What a sobering and poignant piece of conceptual art. What an amazing artist.

Just following up: brokerage clerk? New Account Clerk? Did the AI used to generate this list pull from a 1920s job list? The AI that generated this list has demonstrated its shortcomings.

Telephone operators? Like a switchboard in an old movie? Genuinely did not know that was still a job

I Regret to Announce That I Will Not Be Canceling My Plans with You Tonight It is with a heavy heart that I declare my intention to keep our dinner plans for tonight. I understand that this news may come as a shock, given o...

"I can already picture the sadness on your face as you digest this news, knowing you can't go home right after work, take off your pants, collapse on your bed, and scroll TikTok until you pass out."

Black Resistance to Quaker Enslavement A moral reckoning.

For too long, the story of Quaker abolition has been told as one of conscience, but it was Black resistance that forced the Religious Society of Friends to confront its deepest contradictions.

Wile E. Coyote repeatedly running into a tunnel painting

They’re just improving their edge case testing. Just a littttttle bit more

Maps. Maps to maps. Maps of maps. Maps with inset maps. And maybe an atlas or two.

pennsylvania hot dog spill

We continue to get (revised) data showing that the economy is hollowing out, and it’s apparent that a “neutral economist” is someone who sells timeshares of the Brooklyn Bridge.

*ring around the rosie plays*

I’ve seen it glassed as something a marketer threw together without thinking. The people posting this ahistorical nonsense almost certainly loved Mad Men. This is not the Got Milk campaign. This whistle is in the audible range

This Pete Buttigieg picture is one of my favorite political moments of all time because it's already off-putting when you look at the image on your phone and think he's eating a plate of wings and then you realize holy shit that's a Cinnabon

I had to put my phone down and ponder the infinite. He looks like the cryptkeeper. Nobody was mocking the appearance of people getting radiation treatment. Just a wild leap

Wolfram Alpha can do math. It can do things. I miss Wolfram Alpha.

You know, if enough of us say on the internet that it's important to wash your cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice to preserve the finish, eventually ChatGPT will start telling cybertruck owners that.