Spent nearly a week with this little cuddle monster. I was so sad to go, but glad to be back home! Hire me for all your dog/housesitting needs lol 🐾💙

screenshot from the NES game Castlevania featuring Simon Belmont next to a plate of meat found inside of a wall

thanksgiving reminder: after your turkey comes out of the oven it is important to let it rest inside a wall or floor for 1 to 2 hours

I haven't eaten all day and this is the saddest thing I've ever seen.

My roommate just knocked on my door. When I answered, she was holding a fork and a container of #TacoBell potatoes. Today is a good day.

As a pastry chef, The Great British Baking Show is SO STRESSFUL

Spent my last couple days rewatching Finding Nemo & Finding Dory. Holy shit. So much trauma. I thought this was a kids movie!

Sushi and Hocus Pocus is not a bad way to spend an evening.

I have moon water from the supermoon still. Gonna boil pasta with it. Making moonghetti and meatballs tonight! 🌙🍝🧹

Did you survive???

Pizza in the oven, windows open, cool breeze, cooking shows on youtube, petting a cute dog... its a good day.

Missing the beach today. Anyone want to take a trip?

It's moving day! I'm exhausted.

Hey, Scouts! I'm live tonight playing Peak with my good friend @excitescooterttv.bsky.social! Come watch us totally eat dirt and fall off a mountain! 🐙🏔

#TwitchStreamer #Gaymer #SmallStreamer

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Hey, Trainers! Live tonight with more #Pokemon Emerald SoulLocke with the lovely @excitescooterttv.bsky.social! Come hang and watch us hopefully succeed! 🐙✨️

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#Gaymer #TwitchStreamer

Nothing ruins an evening more than bad chicken tenders

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Gnome puzzles! Playing #Gnomdom tonight! ✨️🌱

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#gaymer #smallstreamer

Omg should I respond?? He did call me gorgeous...

Twitch Twitch is the world

Hey, Designers! Playing a cozy game tonight! #MakeRoom is all about designing tiny rooms. Let's zen out and make some cute little spaces! 🐙🏠
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New dogsitting gig tomorrow! Can't wait to hang out with a cute new dog (and get paid for it)! 🐾✨️

Middle of summer. I decide, lemme open my window for a quick minute and get some fresh air.

Someone on my street has a FIRE going?! And it's stinking up the entire road. I will never know fresh air again.

End me.

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Hey, gardeners!
Live tonight with some more Plant Nursery Simulator then maybe a liiiiittle bit if Palia? We'll see. Live now! 🌱🌿🪴

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Happy Cluesday Tuesday! Let's sleuth a little and chit-chat! ✨️🐙🔎 #gaymer
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It's been on my wishlist forever. Tonight we are starting #ChefRPG! Let's cook up an adventure! 🍝🐙✨️

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It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood! Live now!
#MyFriendlyNeighborhood
🐙🏠✨️
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Plant Nursery Sim tonight! I'm open for business! 🐙🌱
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Happy Cluesday Tueaday! Live tonight for a bit of chit-chat and Clue wins (hopefully). 🐙🔍
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Hopping on the Labubu blind box trend with an idea - cute little demon keychain characters called "Aw, Hell." I woke up from a dead sleep last night with this idea. Is this anything? Let me know if you want to invest.

Late stream! Selling more plants and harvests in Plant Nursery Simulator! I still need cashiers. Anyone interested?
🐙🌱🥕
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Late start thanks to tech being tech...

Live tonight making rooms look fab! Playing Furnish Master! 🏠✨️🐙

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Had dreams of apartments/houses the past 2 nights. Like, me and my friends moving into a sick house with all sorts of cool rooms. I think it's a sign. Who's in? 🏠✨️