The Phlebotomist was having trouble finding a good vein to draw blood for my labs. I had an idea though, so I went to the bathroom and flossed my teeth. She got more than enough blood for the 3 vials she needed.
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Donald Trump's body is so efficient, it doesn't make any waste. He does not poo, so he does not even have a butthole. - from DJT's 2025 Presidential Physical
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The insane part of what Elon said is that Social Security is an entitlement. Bitch, what are you talking about? That's our own money we paid from every single paycheck because the government said we had to. We really are entitled to it.
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Secretary of State Marco Rubio says we're in a proxy war with Russia in Ukraine. So doesn't that mean if we stop backing Zelenskyy that Trump is the loser in the war? If he gives up Ukraine he's the loser who lost the war for the US.
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Mcdonalds is taking serious action on the global warming issue. It's unconventional, but I'll give them points for trying.
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One reason I don't believe in God is because I have never had any of my prayers answered. Its just expelling carbon dioxide. Nothing else.
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This is the face Trump's Chief of Staff made after he made the comment about taking over Gaza. So I guess today they're going to be on the phone a lot with the middle east.
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If we can crack all translations of these variants, we might finally be able to translate teens language and figure out what the fuck they're talking about.
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These variants of "Bro" account for no less than 32% of the total communicated phrases in the conversation.
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I have been hearing my 17 yo son talking to his friend on speakerphone. I have learned that there are at least 63 subtly different variations, all with their own meanings, of, "Bro."
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Fascinating Contrast: Comparing the Large Magellanic Cloud in Infrared and Visible Light
(Credit: ESO/VMC Survey - Video edit: Universal-Sci)
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You've just got to have faith... in science.
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Calling a transgender person by their chosen name is as easy as calling a body of water by its new name.
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