Human!

It appears I may have been wrong

Damn Mr Bridgerton (a-type) sure is judgey about Mr Bridgerton (b-type). Maybe instead of marrying a maid he should do something more honorable like cheating on his fiancé with his sister instead

If you are surprised a white professional athlete is a conservative Republican, I am afraid this is your own fault

you can watch the last episode of evangelion OR you can choose to delete your ability to ever see the show again so that we have the money to finish it for other people

My son just said that he wished Knack was real so we could call on him whenever we need help.

#traitors spoilers i guess -

You could see Natlie's brain going full Survivor mode multiple times all game, up to the last second of the voting

Ran down stairs to catch a train coming into the station in Times Square. No markings. Jog up to the door, stick my head in. "Hey, what train is this?" Car shakes their head and mouths I dunno. Okay! Good luck I guess!

(guy who's never heard of this athlete before in his life voice) wow I can't believe this Olympic figure skater messed up that's so unlike him

Do a tush push you fucking coward

Go west coast birds

obsessed with Philadelph-E-R.

Thinking about if The Pitt was set in Philadelphia instead. One of the seasons would have to be set on a Superbowl Sunday when the Eagles are in it. Doctors nervously monitoring the score because they know what a win means.

Statement from Michael and Susan Pretti Parents of Alex Jeffrey Pretti “We are heartbroken but also very angry. Alex was a kindhearted soul who cared deeply for his family and friends and also the American veterans whom he cared for as an ICU nurse at the Minneapolis VA hospital. Alex wanted to make a difference in this world. Unfortunately, he will not be with us to see his impact. I do not throw around the ‘hero’ term lightly. However, his last thought and act was to protect a woman. The sickening lies told about our son by the administration are reprehensible and disgusting. Alex is clearly not holding a gun when attacked by Trump’s murdering and cowardly ICE thugs. He had his phone in his right hand and his empty left hand is raised above his head while trying to protect the woman ICE just pushed down, all while being pepper sprayed. Please get the truth out about our son. He was a good man. Thank you.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti.

"Please get the truth out about our son."

ICE has executed another innocent American citizen in what is clearly cold blood. Everyone involved at every label needs to go to prison for a long time and until this happens, we will never be right as a country.

randomly tuned into the new Star Search and a lady's act is she has a dog that just runs around her in a circle for the duration of an extremely bad song

brother let me tell you how much i hate the mets

i guess i have to engage in toxic positivity re: alec bohm once again

I pray to God to destroy my enemies, the New York Mets. May it be swift and merciless.

i think whoever put michael rapaport on the traitors should reevaluate their professional choices

I'm fine, actually.

MAX KEPLER, JUICED UP OUT OF HIS MIND: “let’s hit some fucking ground balls to the shortstop.”

The hater becomes a waiter at the table of success

sorry I only care about a new Jonathan Blow game if they can confirm he thinks women should be allowed to vote or whatever now

I think we should kill Bradley the Badger with hammers

Grimace can't save your franchise now

What a terrible way to actually run your baseball team.

bring me the corpse of the fucking optimism bunny or whatever

I am sorry Stranger Things, you will not convince me to like Will by pairing him with your best character during his storyline

too hasty by far