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Kels, but punished

@realkels316.bsky.social

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have you tried using multiple slurp juices on a single ape?

24.02.2026 10:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Elon will build a self-replicating moon base by next year.

24.02.2026 07:52 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

hahahaha imagine paying for linkedin

24.02.2026 05:36 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

jailed for truth

24.02.2026 05:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

good doggo story

24.02.2026 05:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

tomato. Fucking disgusting sliced up on icecream.

23.02.2026 09:34 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Incredible

23.02.2026 06:46 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Woman who has 4 bags in the overhead locker while I’m trying to fit my one bag:

That’s breakable. That’s breakable. That’s BREAKABLE. VERY FRAGILE

Me: shoving her fucken bags around because I don’t care:

Yes, I heard you say that.

22.02.2026 22:39 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

On the other hand, it’s the perfect time (end stage capitalism) to build and sell cars that might last 5 years with a 10 year warranty.

22.02.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The thing about all these dudes is how fucking cringe and pathetic they are. You perp walk this loser and he’s going to be covered in his own piss and crying.

22.02.2026 22:13 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

What right wing reactionary platform will this vacuous dipshit pop up on?

22.02.2026 21:41 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

We’ve arrived at β€œwhat does the commemoration of The Great War mean for Sydney house prices?”

22.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 74    πŸ” 38    πŸ’¬ 11    πŸ“Œ 1
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its 1983 and you're about to wait an hour to play the best game ever made

22.02.2026 03:40 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
21.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

what if instead of that we put and auspol poster in the middle of a circle of people who then just punch and kick the auspol poster?

21.02.2026 22:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

once again I am under suspension (3 days!) for simply hoping an AI influencer dies of cancer.

21.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah it was decent here. Definite β€œwhat was that?” Vibes

16.08.2025 00:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yup.

16.08.2025 00:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

24hr time out, lmao

15.08.2025 08:31 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Setting up my alt, yo. RT for awareness.

15.08.2025 08:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

ITS YA BOI KELS!

15.08.2025 08:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0