jk

jira is a blockchain confirmed

???????

I wonder what graven image moses would have to say about me using the graven image chat app

true, I learned my lesson

never use two step auth

it's so cool that Twitter locked my account and all active sessions until I re-enroll my security key, something I've already done using a process that doesn't work because their passkey implementation is buggy as hell

loser2869. Definition: so epic and epic subscribe to loser2869 omg he is so hot. Example sentence: "Subscribe to loser2869". by NOTloser2869 November 6, 2020

I'm thinking about this Urban Dictionary definition again

What If...? season 3: I stand by what I said about how the multiverse saga should've been building off What If, because this was a very cool and satisfying arc that would be hard to top in terms of big bad. MCU Kang had no hope of beating that, and I'm not sure Robert Downy Doomior could either.

This HDD clock I found while cleaning out my office today goes so hard. I think I got it via a crowdfunding campaign, but now this Instructables article is all I can find: www.instructables.com/Recycled-Har...

November 2025 calendar, showing November 1 as a Friday instead of a Saturday. November 11-12: Live Music: Kimo Muraki @ SLU BRU (nope, it's on November 5). November 16: Seattle Kraken logo, no context. November 18: Artuana Pairt & Sip (it's spelled Artväna, and it's on November 11). November 19: Paint & Sip @ SLU BRU (nope, it's still on November 11). November 20: Seattle Kraken logo, no context. November 21: 5.01oo 1:00 pm. November 22: CLU 200 10:00 pm. November 23: @ Dalas 7:00 pm. November 25-26: Live Music: Tekla Waterfield Duo @ SLU BRU (nope, it's on November 12). November 28: W. 10:oo. November 29: @ Dallas. November 30: @ Dallas.

each month, my building posts a neighborhood events calendar

inexplicably, this month it's Very Incorrect AI Slop that:

- Has droopy typos
- Has times with no event name
- Starts on the wrong day
- Doesn't have a single correct event date
- Really likes Dallas

how did they not notice ???

A close up photo of a green tree frog on the side of a house. The frog is curled up chilling.

FROG ON DA WALL

Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."

Decompress DEFLATE using only HTML5 Canvas retr0.id/stuff/canvas...

1Password passphrase generator showing off "ole duckman reflexes"

just generated a password too iconic to use

time to recap my saddest tape.

They DESPERATELY needed to record Jurassic Park in 1999.

Agatha All Along: love that Jennifer Barkley and April Ludgate are completely unchanged as witches. Neat how the outro stays the same but as the show unfolds its meaning changes. Very fitting WandaVision season 2. Didn't plan on this lining up with spooky season, it just happened and that's cool.

Deadpool & Wolverine: no

Skipped Echo because I'm kinda squeamish and based on the IMDb parents guide it sounds like Many Things In It would ruin my nights

A newspaper full page ad with a brightly colored burst of exploding powder, Adobe logo in the corner, copy reading “experience the magic of buying new software every month forever”

Print edition @theonion.com ads don’t miss

He is, instead, a 59-year-old Long Island wine importer named Bill DeBlasio, who merely responded to an email from a journalist seeking his views on Democrat Zohran Mamdani’s policies. “I’m Bill DeBlasio. I’ve always been Bill DeBlasio,” DeBlasio said in an interview conducted Wednesday evening through his Ring doorbell in Huntington Station, Long Island, from his current location in Florida. “I never once said I was the mayor. He never addressed me as the mayor,” DeBlasio told Semafor Wednesday evening. “So I just gave him my opinion.”

I’m crying

www.semafor.com/article/10/2...

Σ:9

there were soooo many tbh

The official home of the Python Programming Language

TLDR; The PSF has made the decision to put our community and our shared diversity, equity, and inclusion values ahead of seeking $1.5M in new revenue. Please read and share. pyfound.blogspot.com/2025/10/NSF-...
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I'm so glad Copilot-generated commit messages are an opt-out feature on GitHub. I've always wanted to start typing and then have my stuff completely obliterated by sluggish LLM slop I didn't ask for.

This is what’s possible if you open your chi gates and practice tai chi.

I still have the modded app on my phone from when some community members tried to resurrect the game 🥲

it's ok not everyone knows that the US are dolls placed by Great Britain to show the world that monarchy is better

woops looks like I was 2 minutes late to this thrilling conclusion

>scroll through their replies
>they're a pro-china tankie
whodathunk

it was BGP

He is enthralled by public transit