Omlette du Frottage

So anyway I’m doing my first triathlon next week and I did a ‘mini-athlon’ today to test the waters and I don’t think it was awful so I think it’s gonna go okay

Forgot to upload last weeks festivities with @alternateduke.bsky.social #teamlocked #gaychastity

Goals

Chat: was it worth being late to run club this morning because I was taking time to take this horny selfie?

Happy birthday!

It’s been a long week…

What got posted to main story vs close friends story. A tale in parts:

Not breaking any records but I had a really good 500m interval while swimming today and this is the first time I’ve been able to go that far without taking any kind of break (usually like 2-250m) and I actually felt like I could have done more but for the pool closing. Progress!

And here I am proving them right!

Even the straight suburbanites??

Chat, I accidentally referenced my IG close friends on a main story. I then removed the post and put up a new one that’s like “That’s where I share my spicy opinions” lmao. Cooked. Family and coworkers know I post hoe pics don’t they

Oh also I couldn’t spell the word “say” I’ve just learned, Jesus Christ.

Sounds perfect 😇💦

Oh damn, I’m not worthy 🤯

Damn boy, you’re speaking my language

Is this referring to actual iced coffee (brewed coffee that’s been poured over ice) or this applies to cold brew too? Because if it’s the latter, jail.

I’ll get the floaties ready 😍

IT REALLY WAS

IT WAS SUPPOSED TO DAY BEACH DAY

Bread day cle

You’re so right

These aren’t even horny, I just look good

I fucking love France

Happy hump day bbs

Some of y’all can’t handle two high-agency males getting at it, and it really shows

Forgot to post about getting f*cked @alternateduke.bsky.social

Been absent on here but I was marathon prepping 🏃

Not sure if I’m jealous, want to be choked, inspired, or some combination of those things.