Omlette du Frottage anothervapidalt

The trimmed stomach version of blurry chest day.

12.01.2026 14:44 — 👍 927 🔁 30 💬 14 📌 0

Yes! I used bones crochet’s pattern

01.12.2025 22:11 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I made a crochet jockstrap!

30.11.2025 22:56 — 👍 140 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 0

Haven’t posted in a minute

15.11.2025 20:28 — 👍 136 🔁 3 💬 5 📌 0

When in Rome (NYC actually)

16.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 193 🔁 7 💬 4 📌 0

Gonna be in NYC this week 👀

12.10.2025 20:01 — 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 1

@kinkwear.bsky.social :)

21.09.2025 17:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Post 2/2 because mixed media isn’t allowed. Nothing feels better @alternateduke.bsky.social #gaychastity

20.09.2025 23:12 — 👍 341 🔁 35 💬 7 📌 0

#Locktober rehearsal #teamlocked #gaychastity

20.09.2025 23:08 — 👍 264 🔁 12 💬 6 📌 0

“Eyes on the street and hands on my ass”, “sex positive zoning”. Finally an article that encapsulates my love for cities/density AND being a slut ❤️❤️

11.08.2025 16:38 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Hot-Neighbor Density and Other Urban Planning Priorities Urbanist Jane Jacobs said “eyes on the street” was the key to vibrant neighborhoods. If she’d spent a summer in Boystown, she might have added “and hands on my ass” as the unofficial motto.

Horny Sunday morning essay on cities facilitating sex and other things worth living for 🏙️

bit.ly/UrbanPlannin...

10.08.2025 13:47 — 👍 83 🔁 7 💬 5 📌 1

did my first triathlon today

10.08.2025 18:51 — 👍 105 🔁 1 💬 3 📌 0

So anyway I’m doing my first triathlon next week and I did a ‘mini-athlon’ today to test the waters and I don’t think it was awful so I think it’s gonna go okay

03.08.2025 20:42 — 👍 59 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Forgot to upload last weeks festivities with @alternateduke.bsky.social #teamlocked #gaychastity

02.08.2025 17:20 — 👍 335 🔁 49 💬 5 📌 1

Goals

27.07.2025 18:12 — 👍 38 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Chat: was it worth being late to run club this morning because I was taking time to take this horny selfie?

27.07.2025 00:23 — 👍 300 🔁 12 💬 5 📌 0

Happy birthday!

20.07.2025 21:55 — 👍 40 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

It’s been a long week…

18.07.2025 01:47 — 👍 1567 🔁 91 💬 35 📌 2

What got posted to main story vs close friends story. A tale in parts:

14.07.2025 02:08 — 👍 124 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Not breaking any records but I had a really good 500m interval while swimming today and this is the first time I’ve been able to go that far without taking any kind of break (usually like 2-250m) and I actually felt like I could have done more but for the pool closing. Progress!

12.07.2025 02:00 — 👍 128 🔁 3 💬 2 📌 0

And here I am proving them right!

09.07.2025 21:42 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Even the straight suburbanites??

09.07.2025 21:40 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Chat, I accidentally referenced my IG close friends on a main story. I then removed the post and put up a new one that’s like “That’s where I share my spicy opinions” lmao. Cooked. Family and coworkers know I post hoe pics don’t they

09.07.2025 21:36 — 👍 20 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh also I couldn’t spell the word “say” I’ve just learned, Jesus Christ.

07.07.2025 19:28 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Sounds perfect 😇💦

07.07.2025 18:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oh damn, I’m not worthy 🤯

07.07.2025 17:58 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Damn boy, you’re speaking my language

07.07.2025 17:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Is this referring to actual iced coffee (brewed coffee that’s been poured over ice) or this applies to cold brew too? Because if it’s the latter, jail.

07.07.2025 17:40 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’ll get the floaties ready 😍

07.07.2025 17:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

IT REALLY WAS

07.07.2025 01:39 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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