DT in CT ☮️ 💙

“What is ‘JESUS CHRIST THATS A FLYING SAUCER?!?’?” 👇 🛸

Who taught Trump this stupid tug of war thing with his handshakes? Fred? Roy Cohn? Epstein? I guess it’s supposed to be some kind of dumb power move. This morning with the President of Paraguay.

“Pervert Glasses” 🤓 😎🤣

Source: Patriots trading center Garrett Bradbury to Bears The Bears found a new starting center, acquiring Garrett Bradbury from the Patriots in exchange for a 2027 fifth-round pick, a source told ESPN.

Calling it now: The Patriots just traded center Garrett Bradbury to the Chicago Bears for a draft pick. Sooo…

1. Vrabel moves human T Rex Will Campbell to Center. 🦖

2. Pats use their first round pick to draft another Left Tackle. ❤️💙🏈

RFK Jr. wants Dunkin’ to prove drinking its iced coffee is safe - The Boston Globe The warning comes as Kennedy is leaning heavily into his agenda to improve American diets.

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

Ben Stiller is calling out the White House after it used a clip from Tropic Thunder in a video promoting the Iran war.

“We never gave you permission and have no interest in being part of your propaganda machine. War is not a movie,” Stiller wrote.

Trump plans executive order to address college sports issues President Donald Trump on Friday said he would write an executive order within a week that would "solve all of the problems" brought forth in an unprecedented meeting at the White House to address the...

Oh good, that fat, lying, egomaniacal, felonious, orange pedophile wants to ruin all college sports now, too! 🤡 👇
#NCAA

Hassett adding:

“Gas prices are still under $2.00 per gallon in Narnia, the Shire and many parts of Middle Earth, at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Mayberry, on Tatooine, the Ice Planet of Hoth, and Lord Vader’s Death Star, in King's Landing, Lannisport and in the Kingdom of Dorne. ⛽️

“My 2017 Honda Accord isn’t running well on lower egg prices and regime change.” ⛽️

Seinfeld: That's not gonna be good for business.

Stock markets down big

Oil up 9%

Once again, behold the unparalleled parsimony & explanatory power of the Dennis Green Unified Theory Of American Politics

(Inhales private credit deeply)

“Smells like CDOs and CMOs did in 2007, boys!”

“Unexpectedly.” 🤪

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Bessent: “Mr. President, I have tomorrow’s job’s report data for you to leak on Truth Social…”

(Trump grabs jobs data) 📉

Trump: “Invade Cuba NOW!”

Never forget that this what The Washington Post said when Noem was nominated.

Not to brag, but… 👇🧀

Kristi Noem got fired? 👏👏👏

Dog lovers show off your happy pups! 🐶 ❤️ 🐾 ♥️ 🐕‍🦺

Cashier: “Sir, I just asked you if you wanted ‘Paper or plastic?’” 👇

Tim Kaine was a crappy VP choice.

Tim Kaine is frequently disappointing.

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So how effin long until the Pentagon awards a $500 Billion munitions contract to the “Eric Trump Munitions & Cryptocurrency Factory”? 🏭 💸💸💸

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ BOSTON—Amid continued speculation about when the injured Celtics star might return to action, head coach Joe Mazzulla told reporters Tuesday that Jayson Tatum would remain sidelined until he successfu...

“Look, I know it’s your guys’ job to ask, but my answer is the same as always: Jayson won’t be back on the floor until he scores at least an eight on the Mazzulla Logic Meridian, and he’s just not there yet,” a visibly annoyed Mazzulla told reporters

🍀💚🏀👇#BostonCeltics