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"Tesco Finest turkey tikka" also scans to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...

Great to see a race again - and a good race to watch. Also very much appreciating the editing, and the effort the two of you (and maybe the Glamorous Assistant?) put in for some B-roll as well!

It's Trans Day of Remembrance, and while I haven't been able to make it to a vigil this year - I am absolutely holding in my heart all those we've lost this year (and prior).

And tomorrow we will continue to fight like hell for the living.

uksnowmap.com looking good this morning! Send your #uksnow reports if it’s snowing where you are!

Reminder: If it's snowing where you are, post with the hashtag #uksnow, the first-half of your postcode and a snow-rating out of 10 (x/10) and help draw a real-time map of where it's snowing right now on uksnowmap.com ❄️

There are a lot of people out there who really don't know what they're doing when they talk to the media!

For the millionth time, please stop putting special characters in words. There is no algorithm here to supress your posts. All you're doing is harming people who have muted words (thanks for activating people's trauma when they put up safeguards!) and people who rely on screen readers

All crossable parts crossed for you.

UK: got a bracelet for an X-ray at the ER after doing dumbshit on rollerskates a couple of years back, don't recall if I had one for an outpatient MRI (but that was 10 yrs+ ago).

Without downloading new pics, describe your gender.

Talking Oglaf with Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne: 'We'd stay up all night drawing stuff to make each other laugh' - The Comics Journal Other than some time off every year for Christmas, Trudy Cooper and Doug Bayne have delivered a new Oglaf comic, skewering fantasy tropes with absolutely not safe for work humor, every week since 2008...

A rare interview with the creators of the always-funny, always-brilliant, and *usually*-sexy—or occasionally anti-sexy—OGLAF!

Cooper has kept a low profile over the years, but is legitimately one of the very best artists in comics today. Read OGLAF if you're old enough to drive!

It feels like magical teleportation across the city to me!

That's very cool!

succubus - female demon that seduces men

incubus - male demon that seduces women

vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Zohran says you’re trans now

BBC Sound Effects BBC Sound Effects

BBC Sound Effects Library is my normal reccomendation.

sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=par...

Hardcore this. Which is why I mentor working class creatives. I am honest with them about the reality of the finances.

This is perfection, but the alt-text is icing

"I have no mouth, yet I must scream..."?

Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate - Wikipedia

Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate in York matches it at 5 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whip-Ma..., I can't think of any sixes (or more) off hand right now.

Poster with details of swim sessions, against a pastels blue/pink and white background reminiscent of the Trans Pride Flag. It reads: "Every week just for you Inclusive Trans Swimming Thursdays: 13:30 - 14:30 Sunday: 13:00 - 14:00 Manchester Aquatics Centre (off Oxford Street) Book Via: tinyurl.com/MCRTransSwim No membership required The Trans and Gender Diverse Swim Sessions offer a relaxed, inclusive space where everyone is welcome on a self-ID basis. Use whichever changing facilities suit you and wear any swimwear you’re comfortable in; open-chest swimming for trans men, and no tucking is required for trans women. Friendly staff ensure a respectful atmosphere across two 25-metre pools (1.2m and 1.8 m deep). for more info contact Art - artkanephd@gmail.com "

Manchester, UK specific but there's now a pair of regular trans & gender expansive swim sessions at the Aquatics Centre - Thurs & Sun early afternoon. Book online at bookings.better.org.uk/location/man...

Can confirm it's enjoyable.

[Poster design by Jay at "The Placard People"]

I had to cede to a new style passport as well [although it does at least have my new name in it]; I've had a lovely cover made in eurozone passport burgundy leather to wrap it in.

(Will happily share link to the small trader who does them if that sounds like something you'd like)

If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

A single panel comic illustration of a frog in a LBD. Text reads ‘Size Zero*’ on top left and *fucks given’ bottom right

been a minute since I’ve done a caveat frog

‘Size Zero’

May not be straightforward to find in the app depending on your platform - but can be done in browser on web easily.

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Really - they're only in there to support a spectacularly cheap gag on the various names.

While Mr Du Beke may well be a candidate for the programme with his notable history, I don't think M. de Caunes is especially likely!

Anton Du Beke & Antoine de Caunes

(Companion programme to hosted by Ant & Dec)

I would also eat those, and am now considering when I might next want to be in/around a McD's.