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This is perfection, but the alt-text is icing

"I have no mouth, yet I must scream..."?

Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate - Wikipedia

Whip-Ma-Whop-Ma-Gate in York matches it at 5 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whip-Ma..., I can't think of any sixes (or more) off hand right now.

Poster with details of swim sessions, against a pastels blue/pink and white background reminiscent of the Trans Pride Flag. It reads: "Every week just for you Inclusive Trans Swimming Thursdays: 13:30 - 14:30 Sunday: 13:00 - 14:00 Manchester Aquatics Centre (off Oxford Street) Book Via: tinyurl.com/MCRTransSwim No membership required The Trans and Gender Diverse Swim Sessions offer a relaxed, inclusive space where everyone is welcome on a self-ID basis. Use whichever changing facilities suit you and wear any swimwear you’re comfortable in; open-chest swimming for trans men, and no tucking is required for trans women. Friendly staff ensure a respectful atmosphere across two 25-metre pools (1.2m and 1.8 m deep). for more info contact Art - artkanephd@gmail.com "

Manchester, UK specific but there's now a pair of regular trans & gender expansive swim sessions at the Aquatics Centre - Thurs & Sun early afternoon. Book online at bookings.better.org.uk/location/man...

Can confirm it's enjoyable.

[Poster design by Jay at "The Placard People"]

I had to cede to a new style passport as well [although it does at least have my new name in it]; I've had a lovely cover made in eurozone passport burgundy leather to wrap it in.

(Will happily share link to the small trader who does them if that sounds like something you'd like)

If you need to explain to an idiot why Tolkien would have despised these goons, I have already grabbed a picture of the relevant passage (and I doubt I was the first):

A female sex demon is called a succubus. A male sex demon is called an incubus. A non-binary sex demon is called an omnibus.

A single panel comic illustration of a frog in a LBD. Text reads ‘Size Zero*’ on top left and *fucks given’ bottom right

been a minute since I’ve done a caveat frog

‘Size Zero’

May not be straightforward to find in the app depending on your platform - but can be done in browser on web easily.

Fesshole screenshot: I may have nearly knocked out my gynecologist by shooting a speculum at his head. It wasn't my fault. He made me laugh, my muscles contracted, and suddenly my twat was a cannon.

It's the Fesshole/Vagina Museum crossover event you've all been waiting for. Tons of you tagged us into this across all of our socials, asking for a fact-check. The consensus of the reply guys is that it Didn't Happen. However, this is in fact very possible. Here's why...

Really - they're only in there to support a spectacularly cheap gag on the various names.

While Mr Du Beke may well be a candidate for the programme with his notable history, I don't think M. de Caunes is especially likely!

Anton Du Beke & Antoine de Caunes

(Companion programme to hosted by Ant & Dec)

I would also eat those, and am now considering when I might next want to be in/around a McD's.

Were it not for the "spicy" layer in the chicken coating, I'd eat that with no questions!

A picture of He-Man

Them: “no one had pronouns in my day”
A TV Character from their day:

Presumably, a lich form of Shakespeare‽

It was referenced as something we ought to have being played at the roller derby game I officiated today.

And not for "it's 30 years old" reasons, just because.

Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation. "Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies. Text and image generation Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.

Also, chicken soup is delicious.

YouTube video by Chris Spargo Is the slippery road sign possible in real life?

@showmeasign.online have you been sent this YT vid attempting to replicate the "slippery road" hazard pictogram yet?

www.youtube.com/watch?v=_eL_...

Photo of the back of a private transport bus featuring a Pegasus logo. The company phone number printed on the bus is 1-888-PEG-TRANS

LOSING MY MIND AT THE PHONE NUMBER ON THIS BUS IN FRONT OF ME

I don't believe there's a "heaven" nor more relevantly a "hell" that we go to after living.

But I'm prepared to make exceptions for some people.

Watching The Prisoner. More creators should end their series with a finale that makes no sense and offers no answers and actually just makes things more confusing.

“average guitarist knows three chords” factoid actualy just statistical error. Guitar Georg, who lives in London & knows all the chords, is an outlier and should not have been counted

The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees [The poem has been written in the shape of a deciduous tree with letters (or ‘leaves’) missing from the text]: a comm n pr ble  whe  writin p ems in the shape of decid o s  trees is t at once t ere ar ives the fir t sti rings of  he new aut mn breeze,  he   oems will begi  to shake  hemselves  ge tly  ntil their letters loos n d  like leaves, an    they  start                                     to  float  down then [The missing letters from the tree have landed on the last line to form the phrase] turntomushuponthegroun [The final ‘d’ is floating down to complete the phrase.]

Happy National Poetry Day to all those who celebrate.

This year’s theme is ‘play’ so here’s a poem which plays with some letters. It’s called ‘The Problem of Writing Poems in the Shape of Deciduous Trees’.

JK Rowling pledges to keep up fight against SNP trans policies Author vows to bankroll campaigners after Scottish government fails to pay group's legal fees in Supreme Court equality case

It cannot be made clearer.

If you continue to support the Harry Potter franchise in any way, you are directly funding the removal of trans people's human rights in the UK.

yo.

Yo.

That's incredibly exciting!

I mean, he does look like he wants to do something bad there.