Sam

This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do.

I'm in the office and took my noise canceling headphones off to hear someone talking about chicken alfredo on the phone.

Working in the office is really providing me a lot of value, if you couldn't tell. Really riveting stuff.

Q: What is the plot? A: Two men have a steamy sexual affair despite not being vampires or elf nobility or anything.

What To Know About ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://theonion.com/what-to-know-about-heated-rivalry/

"But company culture!" My dude, the corporation does not have a culture, and the world is not the same as it was 5 years ago. Let go of the corporate real estate and give us some peace.

Ah yes another day in the office so I can sit in my cubicle next to my coworkers who yell into their phones all day on virtual meetings. I'll be here with my noise canceling headphones and sad fruit cup from the cafeteria #collaboration

The Trump administration is advancing efforts to dismantle mental health services tailored for LGBTQ+ youth, particularly within the 988 Suicide & Crisis Lifeline.

"Ich askid ChatGPT," Well Ich askid the stones, and the forest, and the rayne, and the wynde, and what thei seyde was learninge, and dreames, and growinge thinges, and a worlde wher we talke to each othir.

I'm gonna need it to stop raining so I can light up this bitch (my new fire pit).

April 2025 update, although sharing a bit late.

Garden is fully built up and starting to show signs of life. Right at the end of the month we got our first egg from the quail! I've been able to pick lettuce and small amounts of kale for meals this month.

Like I'm not trying to be mean here, it just genuinely seems like this cast is less equipped to deal with the whole situation than I'm used to seeing. I immediately called who I thought would win (and was right) because she is calm and knowledgeable.

I'm watching Alone Australia season 1 and my lord. What happened with the casting because damn these guys can't hang.

March 2025! Amazing progress in just a few weeks!

All the garden areas are laid out, most of the soil is spread, and things are planted. We also got our quail so hopefully eggs soon! Excited to spend so much time outside this summer.

My coworker who ordered a regular chicken salad, like with all the toppings, somehow didn't realize she had my salad until she PICKED ALL THE CROUTONS OFF.

She apologized like 8 billion times and I'm just like pleaaase just let me eat my sad salad.

Our boss ordered us good for lunch since we have a full in office day. I requested a chicken Caesar salad because pizza is a no go for me when not at home.

Today is my first day back to 3 days a week in the office and my glasses broke. Bad omen.

I may not have a greenhouse, but I do have this.

It has been 0️⃣ days since the last greenhouse incident.

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them WASHINGTON—With the elected officials trying their hardest not to move a muscle, reports confirmed Monday that top Democratic leaders in Congress were standing real still in hopes that the American people wouldn’t notice them. “Don’t make any sudden movements, or they’ll spot us,” Rep. Hakeem Jeffries (D-NY) said out of the corner of his mouth, […]

Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them
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As usual, a trip to the greenhouse fixed me.

The garden layout is finalized, just in time for it to get warmer! Hopefully the rest of the structural stuff comes this week so I can finish all the building and order a big ol pile of dirt.

Girls in the bathroom at tellus just asked me if I knew how to shake my butt and I was like "be so for real do I look like someone who knows how to shake their butt?"

Gorgeous!

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 ✊

We want to send a message to the world: what has happened today is an absolute disgrace. It is completely un-American.

Ich have no thinge againste elegant dressinge, but the cult of the suit yn businesse ideologye ys ridiculous, superficial, and pettye.

Do not, my friends, become addicted to water

Every day I have to hear about some asshole

I'm gonna be honest, being queer and wanting to have a baby in the year of our lord 2025 is a whole ass animal.

Anyone know a dude who wants to help a sister out? Lol

folk horror be like "here's some twigs arranged in a different than usual way"

A poster for the economic blackout on February 28. It is a big red Jack rabbit on an aqua blue back ground. It says economic blackout in hand done black type. There are two black speech bubbles. One says “don’t buy stuff Friday February 28th. The other says we have power. Below it says No Amazon, Walmart, target, gas food, gas. Below that it says OK small business, use cash. Designed by Martha Rich.

I made this the other night while procrastinating, mainly because I thought all the posts about the blackout were boring. It feels like there is momentum bringing people together!

This past weekend I got yet another library card, this time at the little local library in the town we moved to.

They still stamp cards with the due date. The upstairs room is for kids. I'm charmed.

#smalltownlife