@chicagopartyuncle.bsky.social
Queer, Aries, liberal, often NSFW, INTJ, Trans Men are Men, love child of Cpt. Sisko & Lilith Sternin, firmly Anti-racist, Chaotic Good, secretly versatile, Cat Dad ππΊπΈπ²π½π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ β‘οΈ π΅πΈ https://linktr.ee/mrmanscaper
Selfie of me annoyed and scowling because Iβm sick.
Something is definitely going around in Chicago. My roommate got sick last week and I think I caught it over the weekend. But today sinus pressure peaked and I lost my sense of smell. Ugh this sucks.
03.03.2026 21:48 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 3 π 0Lilβ bounce, as a treat π§
26.02.2026 01:35 β π 30 π 2 π¬ 1 π 0
While rewatching Outlander, I am reminded how fucking hot everything about Murtagh is. Like, good god damn woof, athair gnΓ¨itheach. π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ q
02.03.2026 06:13 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0This reminds me of another video....
21.02.2026 13:03 β π 65 π 8 π¬ 3 π 0
Chicago men, where are you hiding? π
09.11.2025 18:18 β π 108 π 58 π¬ 10 π 12How your email finds me
04.02.2026 20:39 β π 76 π 6 π¬ 2 π 1
Caught jerking
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Who wants to hold my legs while someone else fucks me?
14.05.2025 16:15 β π 3153 π 329 π¬ 69 π 7"Are you actually gay?" Yes, I say with my tongue 3 inches inside a mans hole π₯° onlyfans.com/harlanz
04.02.2026 02:14 β π 1760 π 242 π¬ 17 π 5
Men of a Certain Age thread.
40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.
Freshly fucked. Great Friday
09.01.2026 20:34 β π 12 π 2 π¬ 0 π 0
Witty catch phrase, know what I mean?
29.01.2026 00:21 β π 11 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Man in black supreme boxers Astringent Lotion :
@ManscapinginLA #SmoothDickandballs
#MaleGrooming #malewaxing #menswaxingΒ #BrazilianWaxingΒ #maleBrazilianΒ #waxing #exposedgay #nakedman #hairycock #hairybushdaddy #smoothmanhole #briefs #briefs #meninboxers #manass #perfectass #bigsmoothdick
As a Biology teacher myself (I'm currently teaching photosynthesis to my 12th graders), I approve of this creative use of chlorophyll in #StarfleetAcademy's "Vitus Reflux".π But is seems, like everyone else in the episode, Dzolo quickly forgot that Vitus reflux actually is a fungus and not a plant.π
24.01.2026 20:15 β π 68 π 3 π¬ 3 π 0Watching right now! π
23.01.2026 03:42 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Tomorrowβs front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026
22.01.2026 23:19 β π 14692 π 7006 π¬ 393 π 532
It was my birthday yesterday, 47, so hereβs my gift to you.
You like it when Iβm verbal?
Gauging interest - LOUISVILLE
Iβll be in your fair city on Friday 1/30 to Saturday the 31st. If youβre interested in booking with me, text me directly. I am open to adding Thursday 1/29 depending on interest. π
7/7: All bathroom mirrors should be ring lights.
18.01.2026 15:50 β π 114 π 6 π¬ 3 π 0People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.
17.01.2026 21:08 β π 15527 π 4730 π¬ 394 π 617
I my first day of a two week mental health vacation I:
Had last night did karaoke & this morning dim sum with one of my closest friends (28 yrs);
Got a mani/pedi (my first manicure ever) with another;
And this evening I went to an π orgy π¦ & did aaaaall π the things. π₯΅
Holy shit great day!
@govpritzker.illinois.gov Why can't Illinois citizens wear protective gear to a "First Amendment Zone" where they've previously been attacked with pepper spray, rubber bullets, baton rounds, chemical rounds and truncheons?
17.01.2026 01:27 β π 134 π 51 π¬ 2 π 2
Finally I remembered to book a cabin in advance for the Stallions and Mares Weekend at Buckwood.
Fuck yes, fuck me π
Life in plastic, itβs fantastic.
14.01.2026 02:42 β π 67 π 1 π¬ 3 π 0I have to make this again soon π€€
10.01.2026 06:28 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Happy New Year 2026
π Wishing you all a very Happy New Year & the best for 2026! πΎ
π New Years Special π¨
$30 off for all manscaping and massage combo appointments between today and Sunday January 11th, 2026.
Must be scheduled online.
Link in bio.
Be responsible or new tattoo?
Be responsible or new tattoo?
Be responsible or new tattoo?
Be responsible or new tattoo?
Golly, what ever shall I do?
