Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper 🏕️ Buckwood 4/17-4/20 ⛺️

France just openly backed the gulf countries.

N Korea backed Iran.

Italy’s Secretary of Defense was stuck in Dubai because the Trump didn’t notify all of allies.

This is actually happening.

Thank everyone who didn’t vote for the brown cop lady. 😡

UPDATE: I took a musinex and got my sense of smell back lol. Seems like I was just plugged up.

I’m sorry - I hope you feel better soon!!

Selfie of me annoyed and scowling because I’m sick.

Something is definitely going around in Chicago. My roommate got sick last week and I think I caught it over the weekend. But today sinus pressure peaked and I lost my sense of smell. Ugh this sucks.

Lil’ bounce, as a treat 🧁

While rewatching Outlander, I am reminded how fucking hot everything about Murtagh is. Like, good god damn woof, athair gnèitheach. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 q

This reminds me of another video....

Chicago men, where are you hiding? 😉

How your email finds me

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Men of a Certain Age thread.

40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.

Freshly fucked. Great Friday

Witty catch phrase, know what I mean?

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As a Biology teacher myself (I'm currently teaching photosynthesis to my 12th graders), I approve of this creative use of chlorophyll in #StarfleetAcademy's "Vitus Reflux".👍 But is seems, like everyone else in the episode, Dzolo quickly forgot that Vitus reflux actually is a fungus and not a plant.😜

Watching right now! 🖖

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

It was my birthday yesterday, 47, so here’s my gift to you.
You like it when I’m verbal?

Gauging interest - LOUISVILLE

I’ll be in your fair city on Friday 1/30 to Saturday the 31st. If you’re interested in booking with me, text me directly. I am open to adding Thursday 1/29 depending on interest. 😈

7/7: All bathroom mirrors should be ring lights.

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

I my first day of a two week mental health vacation I:

Had last night did karaoke & this morning dim sum with one of my closest friends (28 yrs);

Got a mani/pedi (my first manicure ever) with another;

And this evening I went to an 🍆 orgy 💦 & did aaaaall 🍑 the things. 🥵

Holy shit great day!

@govpritzker.illinois.gov Why can't Illinois citizens wear protective gear to a "First Amendment Zone" where they've previously been attacked with pepper spray, rubber bullets, baton rounds, chemical rounds and truncheons?

Finally I remembered to book a cabin in advance for the Stallions and Mares Weekend at Buckwood.

Fuck yes, fuck me 🍑

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic.

I have to make this again soon 🤤