Chicago Party Uncle aka 🪒 Mr Manscaper 🏕️ Buckwood 4/17-4/20 ⛺️

This reminds me of another video....

Chicago men, where are you hiding? 😉

How your email finds me

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Men of a Certain Age thread.

40+ besties drop a (non nude) selfie.

Freshly fucked. Great Friday

Witty catch phrase, know what I mean?

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As a Biology teacher myself (I'm currently teaching photosynthesis to my 12th graders), I approve of this creative use of chlorophyll in #StarfleetAcademy's "Vitus Reflux".👍 But is seems, like everyone else in the episode, Dzolo quickly forgot that Vitus reflux actually is a fungus and not a plant.😜

Watching right now! 🖖

Tomorrow’s front page of the Minnesota Star Tribune: Jan. 23, 2026

It was my birthday yesterday, 47, so here’s my gift to you.
You like it when I’m verbal?

Gauging interest - LOUISVILLE

I’ll be in your fair city on Friday 1/30 to Saturday the 31st. If you’re interested in booking with me, text me directly. I am open to adding Thursday 1/29 depending on interest. 😈

7/7: All bathroom mirrors should be ring lights.

People in Minnesota are now using their key fobs to trigger their car alarms from the safety of their homes when they see ICE walking around.

I my first day of a two week mental health vacation I:

Had last night did karaoke & this morning dim sum with one of my closest friends (28 yrs);

Got a mani/pedi (my first manicure ever) with another;

And this evening I went to an 🍆 orgy 💦 & did aaaaall 🍑 the things. 🥵

Holy shit great day!

@govpritzker.illinois.gov Why can't Illinois citizens wear protective gear to a "First Amendment Zone" where they've previously been attacked with pepper spray, rubber bullets, baton rounds, chemical rounds and truncheons?

Finally I remembered to book a cabin in advance for the Stallions and Mares Weekend at Buckwood.

Fuck yes, fuck me 🍑

Life in plastic, it’s fantastic.

I have to make this again soon 🤤

Happy New Year 2026

🎉 Wishing you all a very Happy New Year & the best for 2026! 🍾

🔔 New Years Special 🚨
$30 off for all manscaping and massage combo appointments between today and Sunday January 11th, 2026.

Must be scheduled online.
Link in bio.

Be responsible or new tattoo?
Be responsible or new tattoo?
Be responsible or new tattoo?
Be responsible or new tattoo?

Golly, what ever shall I do?

I-

I just want to mindlessly worship multiple cocks until they cum everywhere today

Haven’t posted in a while! Happy #fcf ! Needs some warm holes on it! #fatcockfriday