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EZ

@eztheog.bsky.social

I’m a DevOps engineer and VP of Infrastructure I fuck around a lot and am really sarcastic. I like supporting underdogs. One day I’ll quit tech and be a comedian.

128 Followers  |  156 Following  |  99 Posts  |  Joined: 24.04.2023
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This new Kermit is jarring

20.02.2026 18:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I hate LinkedIn

02.02.2026 00:58 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My favorite dog of my sisters

15.01.2026 15:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

KubeCon day 1 - I’m focusing on platform and observably today. Lol I don’t explain what I do to my family - layers of abstraction? Gtfoh

11.11.2025 15:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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My sister sang God Bless America at Yankee Stadium and someone let her wear his World Series ring

30.06.2025 23:56 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Today, the people beat dirty money

25.06.2025 02:37 — 👍 1713    🔁 370    💬 25    📌 88

Cuomo lost which means NY won

25.06.2025 02:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

When I did it - it was more of a layover between Hawaii and New Zealand.

But? Overall yes.

25.06.2025 02:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Do I know anyone who knows or has been to Atlanta?

I’m going to KubeCon and I’m unsure where to stay and what to do. Any thoughts?

18.06.2025 02:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Leopards eating faces hold waiting time

Leopards eating faces hold waiting time

This cruelty and insanity has personally honestly cost me so much - I'm gonna just enjoy this.

06.06.2025 02:30 — 👍 224    🔁 30    💬 4    📌 0

Black parents having their kids run Dru Hills drills is hilarious

29.05.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

In NYC, 2025 is the year of roller blades

25.05.2025 16:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hope you get out of it soon!

21.05.2025 02:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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I got this little Honda monkey for my daily nyc driver.

Perfect for those gridlock days

16.05.2025 17:35 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol 😂

05.05.2025 17:40 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Signed up for my first kubecon this year

01.05.2025 15:29 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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X. It’s what’s happening From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.

When you think of X.com, you think porn.

And that’s really what it has become

22.04.2025 20:33 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

New church technique: gonna wear a “Hello, my name is RELUCTANTLY HERE” nametag

20.04.2025 18:12 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

All your diseases are belong to us

13.04.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender NEW YORK—Stressing that the memory seemed so fresh and vivid in their minds, the confused nation announced Monday that they could have sworn British entertainer Russell Brand was already a convicted s...

Nation Could Have Sworn Russell Brand Was Already Convicted Sex Offender

04.04.2025 13:50 — 👍 35155    🔁 5186    💬 377    📌 371
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I kind of want to go

04.04.2025 21:42 — 👍 61007    🔁 9977    💬 1836    📌 547

How can I get this

19.03.2025 19:26 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lol

12.03.2025 14:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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✨ I made a digital contact card ✨

here you can find me everywhere, and talk business to me or just send me your pet pictures! :D

mirlu-exe.carrd.co

feel free to message me any time 🌸

21.10.2024 16:33 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Just some really salient points in this, and a sober reminder of how we became so successful before greed and power overcame common sense.

05.03.2025 03:23 — 👍 46    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

I had a flight today and this thread is my manifest spirit animal

21.02.2025 21:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Question: is the war on Christmas still happening?

04.12.2024 14:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0