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Matt Whitehead

@mjwhitehead.bsky.social

Sometimes writer, ironically straight man-style humour, Wellington NZ

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News Corp Australia chairman says social media platforms are monsters and torment kids but I guess hacking the phone of a murdered schoolgirl is ok though.

08.10.2025 06:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 106    ๐Ÿ” 24    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 12    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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'It's a distraction': PMโ€™s swift U-turn, will pay back $13k in accommodation allowance Labour says PM 'treating hard-working Kiwis like a bottomless ATM'.

At a time the government is cutting support for the most vulnerable in our country, never forget this munter was arguing he was entitled to claim $52K extra in subsidies to live in his own apartment #nzpol

www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

08.10.2025 04:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 49    ๐Ÿ” 22    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

We owe them a living, but not necessarily as a bloody rent-seeker

08.10.2025 07:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The idea that the government doesn't owe its citizens a reasonable path to a living is entirely insane

08.10.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 2    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

When the PM says โ€˜we donโ€™t owe them a livingโ€™, we should be clear that this is not a metaphor.

A living is life. And I want to live in a society in which it is clear that this is the least we owe each other, and are owed. ๐Ÿ’ž

Iโ€™d like us to aim for lives lived in dignity and with joy, personally ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ

08.10.2025 05:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 115    ๐Ÿ” 40    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe it, it takes a lot of effort to be that gormlessly evil lol

08.10.2025 06:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I mean, arguably she was right, but had the wrong expectation of the direction of travel, lol

08.10.2025 04:53 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just having a little gloat about how wrong Jessica Mutch McKay was when she said we just needed to get to know Luxon, we know him and we hate him! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NZPol

08.10.2025 04:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 104    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Luxon reaching the last stage of grief for his Prime Ministership..

Acceptance... #nzpol

08.10.2025 03:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 38    ๐Ÿ” 11    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

we knew this was coming some day from the moment they put disabled people under the "jobseeker" benefit category. I didn't expect it to be within three years, though.

08.10.2025 04:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Hundreds of teens with a health condition, disability may be cut from Jobseeker benefit The government is ending Jobseeker payments to 18- and 19 year olds whose parents earn more than $65,000.

I wish I was surprised by this but as a country we've shown we dgaf about disabled people #nzpol

www.rnz.co.nz/news/politic...

08.10.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 61    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Pritzker is right. They want to normalize troops in cities so they can steal every election just like Putin does.

07.10.2025 23:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 12663    ๐Ÿ” 3496    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 320    ๐Ÿ“Œ 99

Frankly I'm shocked we're not there already

08.10.2025 04:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I know, I know, pointing out the hypocrisy doesn't matter, but jesus christ sometimes the scale of the hypocrisy is so unbelievable you have to voice it just to reassure yourself that you're not hallucinating

07.10.2025 10:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 5    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Winston Peters strolled around and anti-vax picnic and spoke with people who had chanted and written threats of hanging on gallows of Jacinda Ardern, Dr Ashley Bloomfield and so on, but this was all OK as it was just harmless opportunistic politicking #NZPol

07.10.2025 04:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 256    ๐Ÿ” 71    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Verity Johnson: "until now, I'd blithely assumed" should be the title of her eventual memoir

05.10.2025 19:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 6    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(there's also interesting side effects for gaming, as online games fall under the UK regulation if they have chat features, and for... Adult content, lol. The UK law has become hugely unpopular and a lot of commentators are pointing to discomfort at the privacy inplications for pornography ๐Ÿ˜…)

05.10.2025 19:07 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

how about you care about actual fucking people on this planet before you start wondering if your toaster has a soul.

Once everyone materially demonstrates they care for all people on this planet and we deal WITH ALL THAT and all the animals too

then we can talk about your nonsense.

05.10.2025 10:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 880    ๐Ÿ” 203    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

This is a bloody good point. As of November 2026, your 18/19yos will be too old for you to claim working for families, but you'll still be expected to support them if they're out of work in an economy that has haemorrhaged youth jobs under this govt.

Taking away with one hand and slapping you too.

05.10.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 65    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Starmer's Digital ID plans are too toxic even for Oswald Mosley's grandson and Palantir It's potentially another blow for Keir Starmer and his Digital ID policy, as even far-right Palantir wants no part of it

Starmer's Digital ID plans are too toxic even for Oswald Mosley's grandson and Palantir

It's potentially another blow for Keir Starmer and his Digital ID policy, as even far-right Palantir wants no part of it
www.thecanary.co/uk/news/2025...

05.10.2025 12:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 41    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

If you'd asked me which celebrity would posthumously unveil a list of people she wanted fired into the sun, I would not have guessed Jane Goodall

05.10.2025 17:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 580    ๐Ÿ” 177    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 14    ๐Ÿ“Œ 8
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Majority of NZ adults support social media ban for kids - research A social media ban is unlikely to be a "silver bullet" to improving young people's mental health, a researcher says.

I really hope we're not going the UK or Australia route with this. While I think regulation of social media is good, I really don't think we should be doing mandatory online age verification. It's a huge pain and it largely locks people into large monetized platforms due to compliance costs.

05.10.2025 18:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Luxon is the kind of man who claims every entitlement he qualifies for whether he needs it or not.

Luxon is the kind of man that takes benefit entitlements away from 18 and 19 year olds, saying that "the world doesn't owe them a living."

Luxon has created an economy where they can't find jobs.

05.10.2025 07:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 162    ๐Ÿ” 45    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 9    ๐Ÿ“Œ 3

Not a single Greta hater could do what she has done, face what she's faced, bear abuse and humiliation at the hands of the most psychotic and genocidal army. They haven't an ounce of her bravery and that's what drives them crazy. Free Greta, free Palestine๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ

04.10.2025 22:33 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7309    ๐Ÿ” 1651    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 105    ๐Ÿ“Œ 51

as a girl with a PhD in natural language processing and machine learning it's actually offensive to me when you say "we don't know how LLMs work so they might be conscious"

I didn't spend 10 years in mines of academia to be told ignorance is morally equal knowledge.

We know exactly how LLMs work.

04.10.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 5709    ๐Ÿ” 1574    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 65    ๐Ÿ“Œ 65

Yes, if it were actually a jobs program or a social work program, there are different ways to describe that. They are telling us their priorities.

05.10.2025 08:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Just a reminder that a policy to reduce the number of people on benefits isnโ€™t the same as ensuring they have jobs.

The language and metrics used in policy decisions can create perverse outcomes.

05.10.2025 07:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 176    ๐Ÿ” 49    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I had deadwood and driftwood confused in my head for a minute and was about to say this isn't a fair comparison because [driftwood] can be put to a number of productive uses, lol

04.10.2025 00:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The corporate deadwood who slid into the Beehive and are completely disconnected from workers have done this

04.10.2025 00:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 54    ๐Ÿ” 19    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses?
Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

Anyone: Why are there suddenly so many AHDH diagnoses? Dr. Jen: Same reason there are suddenly more stars after we built telescopes.

The mystery of medical diagnosis!

03.10.2025 18:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8077    ๐Ÿ” 2590    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 47    ๐Ÿ“Œ 79

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