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Definitely NSFW. You will see parts. The Standard of All Toms, and it's not even my actual name. Married to the Amazing Phil! I have a shit ton of cats and ADHD. I like nerdy stuff like science fiction and databases, and tragically uncool music.

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Latest posts by standardtom.bsky.social on Bluesky

Take the C off the beginning, and that’s more like it.

13.11.2025 18:14 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fucking awesome.

18.10.2025 00:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A chunky hairy guy and his hard dick poking out of wet pubic hair.

A chunky hairy guy and his hard dick poking out of wet pubic hair.

I always love that Bluesky asks “what’s up.” #fcf

03.10.2025 13:35 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’d like to try for 4 too.

03.10.2025 01:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Desk Lamp iMac. 😍

02.10.2025 19:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂

01.10.2025 11:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’ve been in this shower ever since! 😛😂

30.09.2025 21:07 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds good to me.

30.09.2025 16:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

✋🏻

30.09.2025 15:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
An early-60’s white dude with a furry belly in the shower. He’s furrier down below as well, but the shot is cropped before anything really racy shows up.

An early-60’s white dude with a furry belly in the shower. He’s furrier down below as well, but the shot is cropped before anything really racy shows up.

Since retirement, I’ve developed a bit of my old belly again. So let’s mark that with a little Tummy Tuesday, for those who celebrate.

30.09.2025 13:05 — 👍 41    🔁 1    💬 5    📌 0

Alas, mere mortal jock straps will have to do. 😈

30.09.2025 11:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You’d look goooood in that.

30.09.2025 11:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

He is low-key my god.

29.09.2025 15:54 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey I wanna get in line for this too!

29.09.2025 15:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😂

29.09.2025 15:47 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

How about a boyish dad? 😂

29.09.2025 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

What the fuck? 😰

24.09.2025 21:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m need a hello like that. 😍

03.09.2025 12:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Without downloading new pics, where are you mentally?

31.08.2025 04:41 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It gets better with every rewatch.

14.08.2025 01:36 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You might also enjoy the Netflix miniseries adapted from this. It’s very different from the original story, but is nonetheless beautiful in its own right.

14.08.2025 01:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

💯💯💯

13.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ummm, yeah, fuck this.

13.08.2025 00:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m going to have to see this horrific sight.

08.07.2025 00:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

♥️♥️♥️

22.06.2025 18:54 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

VPL Vursday!

12.06.2025 20:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Very interested in this. May look through that site.

04.06.2025 01:43 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You look great!

03.06.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A tiny kitten named Guido has ventured into the shower with me. He’s peeking out from under the shower bench. 😻

A tiny kitten named Guido has ventured into the shower with me. He’s peeking out from under the shower bench. 😻

I have a shower buddy! 😻

02.06.2025 12:22 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

DANA! 🐶♥️

01.06.2025 15:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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