rueben eater

Attack on Titan next king?
Attack on Titan perhaps?
Attack on Titan tonight king?

Oof yikes 😬 thanks for letting me know. Sorry I heard their music and liked it. Didn’t realize they were an industry plant. I will be continuing to listen tho

Hey @matcarv.bsky.social is this guy bothering you? Need us to bully him off of here?

you can’t take it back, you’re supporting the AZ Cardinals this week. Get ready to learn Jacoby Brissett buddy

I want to give her the benefit of the doubt due to construction, but I had a 4 minutes drive with a coworker today where she hit two curbs and ran a red light lmao

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Im concerned about missing the commercials. How can we remedy this for in stadium fans? @nfl

No scandals, no trash, no commitment. Just damn good cold water. 9/10 drink from the Elkay

thinking about the lady who posted a cat in our neighborhood Facebook page asking “has anyone lost their monkey?”

Beefing with the people who put their whole ass lunch bag in the company fridge. Just put in your Tupperware like a normal person, I shouldn’t have to rearrange the fridge to set my burrito down smh

Efs It, like a boss

This was a bit but I’ve gotten to the point where I’m fucking sick of these bastards making so many holes in my backyard

I got you bro

Ive perfected my Facebook reels algorithm, anyone wanna bum a scroll?

Party tonight. DM me for the address. No narcs

Guys: $10
Gays: Free
Women: $10
Cats: Free
Dogs: $20

The lead in protein powder to my buddy Will (Richard’s Version, No Typo)

The lead in protein power to my buddy Will

Does anybody know if Ethan had a better day today?

can we all at least agree that no one should ever be criticized for any reason

If you have a problem with my wife and I enjoying his and hers Whoppers, ,,you Should Kill Yourself Right Now

Saw a dead body this morning, happy Monday

LFG!!! Good roll Benny

Erm no offense, but you’re a really good friend and I like being around you

Have you set your Q4 objectives and established your KPIs yet?

NBCentel should post about how brave I was eating my hot-level Thai food during lunch with my coworkers today

Office front door won’t unlock for anyone’s keycard and the wifi is down

I’m on my way @chappellroanbr.bsky.social

Fucking squirrel burying shit in our backyard not knowing we’re both watching like this. We’re getting your nuts bro you ain’t slick

hey what does that mean

calm down buddy, courtland Sutton and the broncos defense could still score 100 tonight