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intellectually i know it's just the pred making me feel insane but that does not actually make me feel less insane

it feels so good for like 3 days and then your caveman brain starts creeping further and further toward the front of your thoughts

boiling my neighbor

300 minutes is too long. the director needs an editor willing to tell them 'no'

applying for a job as a Mountain Sage

grimace is in the voynich manuscript

Former Fukushima worker devotes life to abandoned pets.

Not far from the Fukushima nuclear disaster site, former plant worker Toru Akama tends to dozens of pets abandoned after the catastrophe 15 years ago, work he sees as part of his quest for redemption
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Dark Magician Girl the Magician's Apprentice DARK / Spellcaster / Effect • Level 6 • ATK: 2000 / DEF: 1700 You can Special Summon this card (from your hand) by discarding 1 card, and if you do, this card's name becomes "Dark Magician Girl". You can only Special Summon "Dark Magician Girl the Magician's Apprentice" once per turn this way. If this card is Normal or Special Summoned: You can add 1 "Shining Sarcophagus" from your Deck to your hand. You can only use this effect of "Dark Magician Girl the Magician's Apprentice" once per turn. Gains 300 ATK for each monster that mentions "Shining Sarcophagus" in the GYs.

Dark Magician Girl the Magician's Apprentice

that's ok

squelching hard or hardly squelching

done any squelching lately

been watching Fate Strange Fake and it feels as good as UBW or Zero did so far

i was in the middle of ringing someone up and she walked up and was like "you can still catch him" fuck off

i had a lady ask for my manager once when i was working the register at Walmart because she told me someone had just walked out with a cart full of meat and i said that didn't sound like my problem

they told maintenance they didn't have a leak while they were sitting in a room full of wet carpet

i guess the leasing office either didn't confiscate their keys or they made copies because the tenants in the spot next door have 100% been showing back up to sleep at night in their apartment that has been declared uninhabitable

defeated Sir Alonne with the help of a sunbro and then moved on to Ivory King and defeated Aava without the help of a sunbro

Setting off your car alarm with my mind

called out of work so i could play dark souls 2 and day drink

I will be stepping in as CEO of the Juggs Magazine WordPress site

there's a guy outside with a crazy sound system who is using it to blast just the regular radio. Skyrizi ads echoing out into the street at 200dB between shortened versions of Creed - Higher

it rocks that the bill to get rid of it got killed by convenience store industry lobbying of all things

I am growing a new kind of weed that contains 10000mg of THC and 10000mg of naturally occurring Benadryl. It's called Scary Gape Slurm and you are a pussy if you don't smoke it

"guy who listens to country rap and comments on porn subreddits" is exactly who this administration is for

incredible specimen

my listed experience on Indeed all relates to data stuff and every email they send me is like "do you want to be a Crisis Counselor? how about Nurse Practitioner? Blackwater Mercenary?"

a primo "fish can't see the water it swims in" type situation going on here

it kind of rocks to identify that capitalism degrades your expressions of individuality into bare choices of consumption, contributing to your alienation, and come to the conclusion that this is the fault of the individuals making those choices

I hope that Motorola/GrapheneOS collaboration bears fruit

told grackle he not so common an lil tear slid out his eye