Frame #69600 from S04 -E09 - Battle Carrot-628203
01.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 51 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1Frame #69600 from S04 -E09 - Battle Carrot-628203
01.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 51 🔁 11 💬 2 📌 1Seems like a good hiding spot
24.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 233 🔁 14 💬 10 📌 3shoutout to @katie.bzky.team and her guide at pghrt.diy for finally convincing me to just switch
24.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0after six years on pills i just did my first estrogen injection and it was so fucking easy. switch to injections it's really really easy.
24.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 7 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0alternative medicine and the trans community both tend to loadbearingly make wild, startling claims about the body in a bracingly casual way. sometimes these claims require pretty fundamental reorienting of society's baseline understandings of things as they are. the difference is ours are true
14.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 97 🔁 17 💬 2 📌 0
the malignant iron scorchingly devoured the baptismal blood
we found a shop specifically set up for those scythian horse archers that burned down your house and stole your meager herd of dairy sheep and laughed and shouted "go sedentary mixed pastoralism boy go" when you ran away dude
19.04.2025 05:45 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Scantily clad nurse with a band-aid covering her breasts, and liquid dripping from a syringe held by her,informing WHY YES I AM A LESBIAN NURSE HERE AT THE CLINIC FOR INSANE LESBIANS HOW MAY I HELP YOU?
Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly
11.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 4482 🔁 1022 💬 7 📌 15Are you a writer (any kind of writer) who wants their work to be the best it can be? You need an editor, and I'm available! tsercele.neocities.org
09.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 15 🔁 13 💬 1 📌 0
TODAY. A New article by myself and @autocastratrix.bsky.social, which asks the very important question: Where can you find weed in Three Portlands? scp-wiki.wikidot.com/3ports-schools
@scpwiki.com #scpwiki #scpfoundation #scp #thirdlaw
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
07.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 16059 🔁 3447 💬 248 📌 133smoked five pounds of greasy, mildewy salvia from a hollowed out imac. got me so fucked up i did a transformation sequence and wound up the same as i started off
30.11.2025 06:07 — 👍 94 🔁 16 💬 3 📌 0Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."
04 Feb 2026
04.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 2783 🔁 990 💬 27 📌 122
Starbucks workers are asking customers to delete the mobile app amid their ongoing strike to push the corporation to reach a first contract with the union and to stop union busting
www.theguardian.com/business/202...
a metahuman is when somebody got laser visions or super strength or bone teeth or whatever and also you and them got the same girlfriend
04.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 59 🔁 4 💬 3 📌 0Graffiti of Shaquille O'Neal's head surrounded by a blue aura. Beside Shaq's head is a speech bubble that contains the text "What the Shaq?" Below the speech bubble are the words "Pieska 2017."
⭐ Featured Article⭐️
The most boring man in Three Portlands must battle an evil Shaq robot in-order to save Shaq.
Spencer & Shaw vs. Shaq by GreenWolf
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spencer-and-...
"zoinks" is like a minced oath for a god we do not know
07.07.2024 04:31 — 👍 10 🔁 5 💬 0 📌 0genre minced oaths like ‘oh my cog’ and 'omnigosh’
08.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 6 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0Cardboard sign affixed to street post reading Alex = Love
Printed out photo of Alex Pretti taped to store window with text reading ICE MURDERED A MAN IN MINNEAPOLIS THIS MORNING REST IN POWER ALEX PRETTI
Sign reading SILVERIO VILLEGAS GONZÁLEZ amid snow and flowers
Paintings of victims of police violence including Renee Good among Amir Locke, Daunte Wright, Philando Castille and others. Firewood piled in front
There are no words left, really.
26.01.2026 02:55 — 👍 814 🔁 193 💬 4 📌 2Trials for every ICE member.
24.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 5888 🔁 1025 💬 154 📌 54I am doing my best to respond to this without a string of expletives. But let's be very clear. What just happened in Minnesota was cold blooded murder of a civilian by out of control federal agents, aided and abetted by the entire Trump administration and their fascist enablers.
24.01.2026 17:02 — 👍 4004 🔁 1067 💬 88 📌 56Hollywood Theatre's movie listing, showing "Rrr" and "Uhf" on Sunday
movie listings for dogs
21.01.2026 23:25 — 👍 2498 🔁 765 💬 21 📌 10Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.
21.01.2026 21:01 — 👍 8423 🔁 3041 💬 83 📌 36
🏈 LAR 20 - 17 CHI
FINAL
👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.
Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers
i would have the how it's made channel on all day on my second monitor. i briefly got into a youtube channel for a korean (?) bakery that's just. guys making various cakes. perfect thing to just have on.
17.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"
17.01.2026 04:28 — 👍 11088 🔁 1936 💬 22 📌 272if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon
16.01.2026 08:06 — 👍 1371 🔁 699 💬 6 📌 0
the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"