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Pronouncing Popeyes as Pope Yes and nobody can stop me

Masonic lodge
Fremont, NC

whenever the sun sets at 4:45 pm i open a window, lean out and yell "WRONG" as loud as i can. that usually buys me another hour or two of sunlight

nymag and strange.victory Instagram post. Zohran Mamdani smiles incredulously to someone off camera while standing on a sidewalk next to a cartoon cow holding a lump-with-handle cow tool. Caption reads, "2:32 P.M. at a stop near a Lower East Side polling site: "I ran into the cow from cow tools, which I was just so excited about," he says. "I'm a huge fan, and I was quite starstruck."

america's mayor

It’s transgender awareness week, so if you weren’t already aware, you are transgender

two flags flying above Logan Square in chicago: the american flag and the bisexual flag

what the fuck is that rag flying above the sacred banner of my people

Remember: All art is political art

i know everyone is making their little jokes like "haha it's me and my 3 girlfriends" or whatever but they're lying for comedy. i want you to know it's actually going to be me, the other two hosts of @nogodsnomayors.com, and one lucky contest winner

"trump sucked dick" no he didn't stop giving him valor he didn't even try to steal

(of course my real answer would be BACKMASK and NO TIGER)

when i was writing my senior thesis, in addition to the books about ancient homosexuality and castration etc, i also stocked my desk in the library with every copy of Infinite Jest i could get my hands on. i think i had like five or six by the end of the year. so i guess i would do that.

this is a far more explicit death threat from people with the actual means to carry it out

[To the tune of Pretty Woman by Roy Orbison]

🎵Baba Yaga
🎵Walking down the street
🎵Baba Yaga
🎵House with chicken feet
🎵Baba Yaga

Rip and tear until it is done? No, shred and grind until it is fun, dude 🙂🤙

Fozymandias, King of Kings, says "Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!" Statler and Waldorf (The Comedians) say "Somethings' wrong with his act, and it might be this bear!")

this is premium bait. this is the hand-crafted fly lure in an old man's tackle box.

FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE

How dare you come to the website posted on by me, Bedivere Orestes Peppermill IV, and holler 'n sneer like a city dude on payday about the decisions made with my daddy's money with regards to subtitlin' Evangelion

Councilwoman Inna Vernikov @InnaVernikov X.com One of @ZohranKMamdani's campaign promises was to arrest@netanyahu, the duly elected Prime Minister of @Israel, upon his arrival in NYC. On January 1, Mamdani will take office. And also on January 1st, I look forward to welcoming Bibi to New York City. NY will always stand with Israel, and no radical marxists with a title can change that. Binyan Gimel, Jerusalem 9195017 Dear Prime Minister Netanyahu, It is with great honor that I extend to you an invitation to visit New York City on January 1, 2026, to meet with members of our community and to reaffirm the deep and enduring bond between the State of Israel and the people of New York City, home to the largest Jewish population outside of Israel. In recent months, there have been irresponsible and frankly absurd statements made by Mayor-elect Zohran Mamdani, who has campaigned on the promise of "arresting" you upon setting foot in our city. Whether individuals agree or disagree with your policies, you are the duly elected Prime Minister of the مسمنهعممسمسمامس

Mamdani has the chance to do the funniest thing ever on his first day

i just want to stress that this isnt about trump anymore, its about the entire republican party and maga movement covering for a child sex trafficking ring

Having a great "time" nice "Journey" down getting round to see "Places", and seeing the "Family".

huh, that's interesting. once you see the comparison, it becomes very obvious why one is better. would not have noticed it before

so one time when I walked into a gay bar with an accurate WW2 field officer uniform (for halloween) I nearly gave a regular a heart attack cause he met his first love in the service and thought he was dying.

Damn me, but all things are queer

A cow wearing a t-shirt with the word "SICKOWS" on it looks through a window at 4 crudely made tools and says "MOO... HA HA HA... MOO!!"

i think if i was a hundred and fifty pounds it would jsut be bones and organs in there. i think if i was a hundred and fifty pounds i wouldnt have the muscles i need to move around.