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Frame #69600 from S04 -E09 - Battle Carrot-628203

Frame #69600 from S04 -E09 - Battle Carrot-628203

01.03.2026 19:30 — 👍 51    🔁 11    💬 2    📌 1
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Seems like a good hiding spot

24.02.2026 14:15 — 👍 233    🔁 14    💬 10    📌 3
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A Practical Guide To Feminizing HRT The futile attempt at answering every possible question for someone looking to trans their sex.

shoutout to @katie.bzky.team and her guide at pghrt.diy for finally convincing me to just switch

24.02.2026 15:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

after six years on pills i just did my first estrogen injection and it was so fucking easy. switch to injections it's really really easy.

24.02.2026 14:57 — 👍 7    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

alternative medicine and the trans community both tend to loadbearingly make wild, startling claims about the body in a bracingly casual way. sometimes these claims require pretty fundamental reorienting of society's baseline understandings of things as they are. the difference is ours are true

14.02.2026 23:53 — 👍 97    🔁 17    💬 2    📌 0

the malignant iron scorchingly devoured the baptismal blood

15.02.2026 01:47 — 👍 106    🔁 27    💬 2    📌 5

we found a shop specifically set up for those scythian horse archers that burned down your house and stole your meager herd of dairy sheep and laughed and shouted "go sedentary mixed pastoralism boy go" when you ran away dude

19.04.2025 05:45 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Scantily clad nurse with a band-aid covering her breasts, and liquid dripping from a syringe held by her,informing WHY YES I AM A LESBIAN NURSE HERE AT THE CLINIC FOR INSANE LESBIANS HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

Scantily clad nurse with a band-aid covering her breasts, and liquid dripping from a syringe held by her,informing WHY YES I AM A LESBIAN NURSE HERE AT THE CLINIC FOR INSANE LESBIANS HOW MAY I HELP YOU?

Kelly Ficarra, the band-aid detail makes the work so perfectly

11.02.2026 16:46 — 👍 4482    🔁 1022    💬 7    📌 15
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Sarah K. Szell (@tsercele) - Freelance Editor

Are you a writer (any kind of writer) who wants their work to be the best it can be? You need an editor, and I'm available! tsercele.neocities.org

09.02.2026 14:41 — 👍 15    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 0

TODAY. A New article by myself and @autocastratrix.bsky.social, which asks the very important question: Where can you find weed in Three Portlands? scp-wiki.wikidot.com/3ports-schools
@scpwiki.com #scpwiki #scpfoundation #scp #thirdlaw

10.02.2026 13:52 — 👍 5    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

07.02.2026 00:40 — 👍 16059    🔁 3447    💬 248    📌 133

smoked five pounds of greasy, mildewy salvia from a hollowed out imac. got me so fucked up i did a transformation sequence and wound up the same as i started off

30.11.2025 06:07 — 👍 94    🔁 16    💬 3    📌 0
Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

Heathcliff walks out of a tattoo shop with a big chest tattoo that says "IN HEAT". A couple watches him leave, and one of them says "He stole my tattoo."

04 Feb 2026

04.02.2026 19:58 — 👍 2783    🔁 990    💬 27    📌 122
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Striking Starbucks workers urge customers to delete coffee chain’s app Unionized baristas continue to fight for a fair contract and ask public for solidarity as strike stretches into third month

Starbucks workers are asking customers to delete the mobile app amid their ongoing strike to push the corporation to reach a first contract with the union and to stop union busting
www.theguardian.com/business/202...

04.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 738    🔁 499    💬 11    📌 28

a metahuman is when somebody got laser visions or super strength or bone teeth or whatever and also you and them got the same girlfriend

04.02.2026 15:20 — 👍 59    🔁 4    💬 3    📌 0
Graffiti of Shaquille O'Neal's head surrounded by a blue aura. Beside Shaq's head is a speech bubble that contains the text "What the Shaq?" Below the speech bubble are the words "Pieska 2017."

Graffiti of Shaquille O'Neal's head surrounded by a blue aura. Beside Shaq's head is a speech bubble that contains the text "What the Shaq?" Below the speech bubble are the words "Pieska 2017."

⭐ Featured Article⭐️

The most boring man in Three Portlands must battle an evil Shaq robot in-order to save Shaq.

Spencer & Shaw vs. Shaq by GreenWolf
scp-wiki.wikidot.com/spencer-and-...

04.02.2026 11:50 — 👍 41    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

"zoinks" is like a minced oath for a god we do not know

07.07.2024 04:31 — 👍 10    🔁 5    💬 0    📌 0

genre minced oaths like ‘oh my cog’ and 'omnigosh’

08.11.2025 15:37 — 👍 6    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0
Cardboard sign affixed to street post reading Alex = Love

Cardboard sign affixed to street post reading Alex = Love

Printed out photo of Alex Pretti taped to store window with text reading ICE MURDERED A MAN IN MINNEAPOLIS THIS MORNING REST IN POWER ALEX PRETTI

Printed out photo of Alex Pretti taped to store window with text reading ICE MURDERED A MAN IN MINNEAPOLIS THIS MORNING REST IN POWER ALEX PRETTI

Sign reading SILVERIO VILLEGAS GONZÁLEZ amid snow and flowers

Sign reading SILVERIO VILLEGAS GONZÁLEZ amid snow and flowers

Paintings of victims of police violence including Renee Good among Amir Locke, Daunte Wright, Philando Castille and others. Firewood piled in front

Paintings of victims of police violence including Renee Good among Amir Locke, Daunte Wright, Philando Castille and others. Firewood piled in front

There are no words left, really.

26.01.2026 02:55 — 👍 814    🔁 193    💬 4    📌 2

Trials for every ICE member.

24.01.2026 17:00 — 👍 5888    🔁 1025    💬 154    📌 54

I am doing my best to respond to this without a string of expletives. But let's be very clear. What just happened in Minnesota was cold blooded murder of a civilian by out of control federal agents, aided and abetted by the entire Trump administration and their fascist enablers.

24.01.2026 17:02 — 👍 4004    🔁 1067    💬 88    📌 56
Hollywood Theatre's movie listing, showing "Rrr" and "Uhf" on Sunday

Hollywood Theatre's movie listing, showing "Rrr" and "Uhf" on Sunday

movie listings for dogs

21.01.2026 23:25 — 👍 2498    🔁 765    💬 21    📌 10

Hung a guy at Nuremburg for doing this, FYI. Not "a thing like this" but literally this, exactly.

21.01.2026 21:01 — 👍 8423    🔁 3041    💬 83    📌 36

🏈 LAR 20 - 17 CHI
FINAL

👎 That's Antigami! 20-17 is the most common result in NFL history. This score has happened 301 times before.

Last time: Dec 28, 2025
Miami Dolphins defeated Tampa Bay Buccaneers

19.01.2026 03:05 — 👍 315    🔁 49    💬 9    📌 9
18.01.2026 11:26 — 👍 1032    🔁 84    💬 28    📌 4

i would have the how it's made channel on all day on my second monitor. i briefly got into a youtube channel for a korean (?) bakery that's just. guys making various cakes. perfect thing to just have on.

17.01.2026 23:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.

ME: How are you supposed to do it?

MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.

BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.

17.01.2026 10:44 — 👍 4588    🔁 1394    💬 29    📌 35

I realise I'm just a freak, but living in a multicultural city is the best thing of all time, it's just the best possible human experience and i can not understand why anyone on earth would be like "weve got to destroy this"

17.01.2026 04:28 — 👍 11088    🔁 1936    💬 22    📌 272

if you havent cancelled spotify yet and this isnt the final nail in the coffin for you, i really dont know what else to say other than i hope some introspection finds you soon

16.01.2026 08:06 — 👍 1371    🔁 699    💬 6    📌 0

the average minnesota politician is like "have you no decency mr trump sir, i am so mad, i will send out a fundraising email that says f*ck"
the average normie minnesotan is like "this is stalingrad this bakhmut all your children will die in the ice"

15.01.2026 19:26 — 👍 2382    🔁 430    💬 15    📌 11