Jeffrey Pearson

BREAKING NEWS: Senile Satan will give a complete assessment of the White House drapes tonight at 9PM Eastern.

And now he can go home and masturbate to images of young male wrestlers gripping each other. Nothing more MAGA than that!

Is this real? Asking for 342 million friends.

"Here Comes The Sun"

Hey, Michael Jackson - Beat It!

Alex Pretti was not the bad guy here. He was murdered by organized masked monsters who must be held accountable.

Word is Border Patrol Chief Röhm Bovino has owned this coat since the 1990s. Of course, back then it was all just cosplay. MAGA!

A highly paid masked ICE thug murdered Renee Good with four shots at point blank range. ICE sprays toxic chemicals into residential neighborhoods - here, in America. ICE raids preschools and children's hospitals. ICE targets American citizens based on the color of their skin. Here, in America.

Maybe he's being a little bit sarcastic?

In all fairness it's clear now that ICE agents lack sufficient training to provide legitimate law enforcement. It's even more clear that they've all the training needed to act as thuggish enforcers of terror and intimidation, just like their Sturmabteilung forebears. MAGA!

Calling Sansa and Arya. He's loose again.

77 million people proudly disagree.

Trump's Oval Office made flesh.

Thank you to all the performers who are canceling their events at the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts.

President Trump announces new class of battleships named after himself “They will have 100 times the force, the power [of earlier warships], and there’s never been anything like these ships,” Trump declared.

Being so desperately needy for recognition and faux validation cannot be a sign of good mental health. How very, very pathetic. So, what's next - "Trump-Washington, DC"?

Rob Reiner directed some of the most beloved movies of all time, including Stand By Me, This is Spinal Tap, and The Princess Bride. His production company also made movies like The Shawshank Redemption, Before Sunrise and Michael Clayton. The film industry has lost one of its titans.

It always makes me laugh.

Speak to religious people about genocide, murder of children, rape or torture.

They will say,

“God didn’t do anything because of free will.”

Talk about mansions, cars and billions and suddenly

“God blessed them.”

From the moment they walked out of the room it was clear to anyone with eyes that Master Putin had completely cowed Trump. And now we know why. Poor old Reek!

Now we're to believe the Supreme Court knows nothing about tariffs or, indeed, the Constitution. Only Hair Furor knows and he tells us all about it in his 27th Truth Social post of the day. My question: Does he not have work?

Let’s do the Trump Slump again!!!
(It's just a lurch to the right...)

It's past time someone sent Grandpa to a nice farm where he can play with the other monsters.

This really was one of my main takeaways

So surreal... Paul is right for once. How did this happen?

Cancel EVERY subscription soiled by ICE ads.

Nuremberg, 1945-1946. Some fascists never learn.

Also, his name is all over the Epstein-trump files. I've never seen a grown alleged human being so afraid of anything as he is of those files being released. Release them!

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Yes, proof that trump is a rapist pedophile pays bigly. Don't go to prison without it! MAGA!