le orca whale

balatro hand

hope mina kimes sees this

Probably best to chase it indefinitely

i am chasing the white whale from the classic novel don’t chase the white whale

they’ve let us live for so long. but only at their mercy. how long do we live in fear?

who would win one of each lion or one billion pokemon

go birds

Me: (a new vampire) I still kinda want a hotdog

remember that chewing food counts as burning calories

she sucking on my penis till i cry

getting fucked in the ass until my boner gets hard and i jizz everywhere? i hardly know her

there is a never ending war going inside my mind. my brain worm and tumor are fighting each other

i like this wikipedia graphic about kirby

the malcolm in the middle reboot should take place in the year 3006, a thousand years after the original

weird al’s stanky dick

they should call it being gay because being in a relationship makes you gay (happy)

Altoona-style pizza - Wikipedia

altoona pennsylvania was never meant to be in the national spotlight. its a town in bumfuck pennsylvania. its only claim to fame is its the closest popeyes to penn state main campus and its infamous altoona style pizza. it was never meant to have a famous event

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dear diary, i think everyone hates me. they probably would all be so happy if i killed myself

-adolf hitler

everyone’s to busy on their phones to do deductions

guess who just got a new job as united health care ceo

i think if you can find a mummy you’re already lucky

gulp, he’s right behind me isn’t he?

i usually at least tell the police i plan on disappearing forever and they cant catch me

thanks giving? they should call it you’re welcome receiving. everyone is so thankful of me because I Am Important

im the only living member of the epic rap battles of history fan community on here

i think kamala can still win this

its my time to be famous

i’m going to give a crow a bunch of trash so it knocks off

mr slime: “yeah im mr slime im gross. i like to eat boogers yeah im gross”

is there enough people on here now for me to become famous