royal

I’ve written a Marvel movie about a guy who mistakes a pregnancy test for thermometer. It’s called Baby Fever and Thanos is the very horny yet supportive best friend.

@jamesgunn.bsky.social Happy Belated Birthday! I was wondering if there was any chance that the end credit version of Punkrocker with the orchestral addition towards the end of the song would be made available anywhere? Loved Superman and thank you!

Little Miami and Loveland, expect closed road due to VP JD Vance kayaking with his family today

“The stocks are plummeting? Well I know what to do”

*orders two nuclear subs to go to Russia

-Donald

FUCK HIM UP, IRON SHIEK

Share it

“WE GROUND UP THE BONES OF OTHER OREOS TO ADD TO THE CRÈME FILLING OF THESE NEW FULLY LOADED AND VERY HARD CORE OREOS”

- Nabisco

F1 Hans Zimmer · F1 The Album (Cinematic Edition) · Song · 2025

Quite honestly though. Hans didn’t have to make this album such a damn bop, did he? The man lives in a kitchen with how much he’s cooking for real

open.spotify.com/track/27qC3K...

Remake Corky Romano but let Martin Scorsese write/direct it starring Leo DiCaprio

It’s not irrational to believe that John Mayer is judging all of our bodies, on the pretense of who has and does not have a body like a wonderland.

So we’re all in agreement that everything is terrible and we’re all cooked?

Grocery store music should be illegal, you guys

Can’t wait to debut my improv character “Yes Anderson”. They are quirky and wear 28 length pants

A picture of cake letters used to spell names starting with happy birthday and then more of the alphabet.

Happy Birthday who? Kids names in 2025 are getting wayyyyyy too long ffs

It’s okay to slow down.

I just watched The Room w/ @jussica.bsky.social last night and I need clarification on where it fits into the marvel cinematic universe thank you 🙏

MAGA in meltdown over election of 'anti-Trump' pope From his posts, the new pontiff is expected to carry on as a counterbalance to Trump, representing 1.4bn Catholics worldwide, including around 53mn in the U.S.

I’ll pray for them 🙏

What a terrible photo 🤩

Jesus Christ. You can't say "It's contested." You can't say "Agree to disagree." You can't say "Let's move on." You have to say, "Mr. President, that is a lie." If it means he never talks to you again or yells at your boss, THAT'S FINE. What have you lost? More "opportunities" like this one?

See you tomorrow, Cincinnati

RFK’s press conference dressed in way too much shit on him

This guy is pure havoc

RFK Jr. is very loud and very WRONG about Autism.

1. It’s not a disease
2. There are thousands of people with Autism Spectrum Disorder who pay taxes, have jobs, can use the bathroom on their own, and are thriving in life.

Target CEO regretting slashing DEI programs. Meeting with Al Sharpton out of desperation

Target 🎯

The human brain can’t distinguish the four cheeses of a four cheese pizza. Stop it

I was going to post but now I have to go poopi so hold on

Yeh that’s normal