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#Luzu: So, how do I pronounce your name? Philza or Philtha?*

#Phil: You had it right the first time! Most people call me Phil, but you can call me whatever you want. Whichever’s easier.

#Luzu: Alright, Jonas! Nice meeting you! 😄

#Phil: [Laughs] It’s me, Jonas Minecraft!

#QSMP

#Tina: But he's an alien! 😯

#Quackity: What did– what did you say to him? What? You're just gonna throw that around in this political climate, Tina? Alright... 😒

#Tina: NO! I didn't mean it like that! It was the skin!

#Quackity: Oh, it was the skin? Ok. 😒

#Tina: NO!!!!! 😫

#Pac: Oh, and by the way, Fit– you forgot this yesterday, in my house. 😘🥋

#Quackity: THERE'S NO FCKING WAY! There is NO fcking way bro! Are you joking? Are you fcking joking???

#Tubbo: I HATE THIS SERVER 💀

#Hideduo

#Quackity: Are you free for Valentine's?

#Fit: Uh... 😬 No Quackity, I'm sorry, I have plans. I don't think Tubbo does though!

#Tubbo: No, no no– You don't need to–

Happy 1 year anniversary to Quackity shooting his shot (and very quickly getting shot down) #Hideduo 💘

#Fit: *notices Pac is online*

Fit >> o/////
Fit >> OI PAC
Fit >> Looking good Pac, AWOOOGGAAA AWOOOGGGA
Fit >> *slames desk*
Fit >> *wolf whistle*

#Fit: I'm a little bit extra today. 😌

#Hideduo

#Etoiles: Foolish, why did you... Uh, Pomme, don't listen to this– Why did you fck a granddad? 🤨

#Roier: Yes, why do you like the old mans? Wtf!

#Foolish: No! It was not– There was no– no grandfathers were fcked that night!

#Cellbit: ...That night? 🤨

#Roier: You had şeẋ with my Grandpa???

#Foolish: There was no şeẋ with your Grandpa! What???

#Roier: Ok, I have a question, Foolish: it was delicious?

#Cellbit: Wait, stop– WTF IS THIS?! What kind of question is this??? Why do you need to know if your grandpa fcks?!? 😰

#Cellbit: Who says money doesn't grow on trees, man? Wtf!

#Phil: Yeah, they lied! They lied! Big money- big money didn't want us to know!

#Cellbit: That's crazy! Guys, welcome to my base.

#Antoine: [Distantly] SHUT THE FCK UP CELLBIT—

#Slimecicle: I hate to say it– Cellbit you got obliterated. Me and Roier were making sure you weren't GTA ragdoll-running into the next room.

#Slimecicle: And then Foolish was just hoverin' over him like "What's one more, dude? 😈"

The infamous drinking competition during the QSMP Brazil meetup. 🍻🇧🇷

#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly]

#Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes]

#Quackity:❓❓❓

And if you need help remembering when a funny or important moment happened, check out the QSMP VOD Timestamp Archive that I made! 😉

VOD playlists, recaps, & additional resources are also included in it so everyone can enjoy QSMP regardless if they're an old fan or new one.

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Due to the sheer amount of VODs that exist, MCYT-Archives is always looking for help fleshing out QSMP's archive & other servers' archives like Squidcraft, Arkanis, Hermitcraft, etc.

Check out their Discord or mcyt-archives on Tumblr for more info if you want to help! 💛

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QSMP - Official Archivist VODs Masterlist (Public)

The QSMP Archive Project is dedicated to locating, collecting and archiving QSMP VODs to make them more easily accessible to the community. 🫶

Hundreds (if not thousands) of VODs are included in this spreadsheet, which is meticulously organized by month/day/streamer.

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MCYT ARCHIVES QSMP VOD ARCHIVE Looking for a QSMP Vod that's been deleted or lost? Have no fear, MCYT-Archives is here! The VOD Master Spreadsheet has links to archived VODs from every member of the server – official Twitch and YouTube VODs as well as VODs archived by the community when official ones are no longer publicly accessible. Link & more info in the thread below ↓

Need help finding old #QSMP VODs that are no longer on Twitch and/or YouTube? Check out this useful resource created by the MCYT Archivist community! 📽️💜

Learn more about the project below: 🔽

#Tina: I'm rich! Rich! Nobody's gonna stop me! [The Admins start taking her coins] NOOO!!! Please! I was meant to be rich! You... you don't want to see women succeed, do you? 👿

#Phil: [Cracks up]

#Tina: I deserve this money! I cheated the system fair and square!!! 😤

#Cellbit: Oh, by the way– if someone sends you a clip of me, uh... saying something about your panties, please ignore it.

#Foolish: Yeah?

#Cellbit: It’s just a mistranslation, ok? 'Cuz "pant" and "panties" they are like similar words, and in Portuguese, they are the same. Like–

#QSMP 🩲🦈

#Foolish: Look at this little guy! Who's he? Oh nevermind, he's a zombie. I thought he was this little–

#Cellbit: Yeah, little họrnỵ guy. Actually– horned. YOU SEE! Oh, come on man! Horned guy, not họrnỵ! 💀

#Foolish: [Laughs] Honestly, I was gonna let you get away with it–

[After Fit "lays" an egg]

#MythicalSausage: 🥹 You know, if it hatches, then–

#Fit: Then you gotta kill it! You kill it instantly!

#MythicalSausage: Wait! But wouldn't that be your child? 😢

#Fit: I'M NOT DOING THIS AGAIN! No, if an egg is talking to you– Nothing good ever happens, dude

#TheRealm

#MythicalSausage: Yeah, I clamp on that thing and I'm never letting go. 😏

#Seapeekay: Well, that's enough of that for me! 😰

#Fit: We're just talking about riding dragons!

#TheRealm #FithicalSausage

#GuhZera: Thank god your livelihood depends on streaming and not music.

#Gris: [Punches GuhZera] 😡

#Guaxinim: What the hell, man! You're right though. 😅

#Arkanis

#Guaxinim: "I'm dancin' in the dark with you between my arms, barefoot on the grass listenin' to our favorite song–"

I had no idea Guaxinim was a pianist, so when he sat down to play piano for Gris then played an ACTUAL piano and started singing, my heart melted 🥹💕

#Arkanis

#Guaxinim: [Reading chat] "You're very poetic today" I'm always poetic. I'm just hiding my secret intentions.

#Guaxinim: I am an evil bad boy, I am a villain, but I'm just masquerading my bad intentions with my "cute face." Inside I am: 😈🔥💥 Outside I am: 😊🎀✨💖🌺

#Arkanis

#Pac: "Lost everything but you still have us." True, that's important, huh? And there are the Valigma specialists.

[He gazes at a red flower 🌹]

#Pac: ...And he came too.

#Pac: Sorry, sorry, I lost it. What would Fit say to me? "Calma, calma" That, he would say that.

#Hideduo

#Quackity: [Gets warped suddenly]

#Tina: [Not seeing Quackity] Get me in here! Hurry, hurry! Quickly! With haste! They were showing me his dog! 😫 Please! Hurry! Why can I hear pig sounds? Let me in! Let me in! Jesse! Open the door! Jesse... [Tina vanishes]

#Quackity:❓❓❓

I love how their interaction went down exactly like I expected it to go down between their characters on Friday, pftt. They're both too charming to maintain a rivalry (even as a bit)

#Guaxinim: [In chat] hello handsome 💛 so sad that we dont talk with each other in friday 😭 i hope you had fun

#Fit: Oh, I had fun, Racoon. I had a LOT of fun, don't you worry, my friend.

#Guaxinim: what do you mean? 😡

#Arkanis

#Bad: You've got this! You can do it! 😀

#Bagi: No– Bad! What– where are you?! NO! No "You got this!" I'm traumatized! Enough!!! 😫

One of my favorite moments from Bagi's POV of the Arkanis event was when she snapped and started trying to beat the crap out of Bad.

#Fit: I may have lied a little bit in the past week. I may have lied, as us men sometimes do, from time to time. Very rarely though.

#Fit: We're here for the Halloween event for Arkanis. This has been in the works for a little while. We didn't forget about you.

#Roier: Hey Bobby, when are you going to grow up? I mean, when are you going to come out of that damn shell–

#Bobby: [Wiggles to indicate "no"]

#Roier: Never? You’re going to stay like that? Yeah, you’re right, you can’t grow up anymore. But maybe the other eggs can, right?

#Baghera: Oh Tilin, you know what? I'm pretty sure we would have been very good friends if I knew you before. But we can be today, right?