Not being able to mess with or even get my hair wet for the first two days after a perm makes me feel like I’m absolutely tweaking
06.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Not being able to mess with or even get my hair wet for the first two days after a perm makes me feel like I’m absolutely tweaking
06.03.2026 03:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Went to the gym for the first time in…months 🥴 I can’t feel my arms. Biceps are a work-in-progress. I’m maybe sorry about the sweat stains.
04.03.2026 01:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Spent all day pretty much sobbing bc of my job. This is a first 🥴
26.02.2026 21:12 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Car battery corroded, and the AAA guy’s solution was to pour Coke over it. The soda ate away the corrosion. I’m terrified!
26.02.2026 00:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Watching the state of the union makes me want to experiment with hard drugs. I can’t do this lmfao
25.02.2026 02:18 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Idgaf if it’s strange to like old-lady crafts. They’re RELAXING
20.02.2026 21:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Thank you bb 🥰
18.02.2026 01:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Had a good hair day today ☺️
18.02.2026 00:59 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Once I get this $14k shot in my leg, I WILL be going back to the gym. This body is too expensive to let go to waste 💅
13.02.2026 23:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Just finished a project that took me over 20 hours to complete 🪐
12.02.2026 04:44 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Getting prescribed a medication that has multiple commercials spamming TVs every day feels oddly embarrassing
05.02.2026 02:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Been doing some gay crafts lately
04.02.2026 05:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I turn 30 this year. Wtf do I become after my twink death is complete??
30.01.2026 06:23 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The flu almost got me but my homosexuality was stronger
22.01.2026 02:04 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Love how I was planning on getting a flu shot this week but somehow wound up getting the actual flu instead 😭
15.01.2026 00:06 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0If my civic needs a whole new transmission at 90k miles I will unleash absolute horrors beyond comprehension. Idk how but I will figure it out.
13.01.2026 02:13 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Somehow continuing to fumble hot men like a junior varsity running back
09.01.2026 23:53 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Same!! My NP came in clutch this time
09.01.2026 02:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I like to think that rejection doesn’t phase me but I got love-bombed and then ghosted 2 months ago, and I’m still kinda mad about it lmao
05.01.2026 23:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Maybe one day my facial hair will grow in fully, cuz there could be potential. But for now my genetics are just teasing me 😩
05.01.2026 19:58 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Hii 🥰💙
03.01.2026 18:14 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Starting the year off with more body positivity ✨
03.01.2026 17:50 — 👍 8 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Okayyy 🔥🔥
03.01.2026 05:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0Biceps are insane 🔥
03.01.2026 05:54 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Obsessed with the coloring of these shorts
03.01.2026 05:46 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Just caught up on Stranger Things, and well… I’m certainly a bit underwhelmed
31.12.2025 05:52 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
My brother gifted me this customizable floor lamp for Christmas and I’m obsessed
31.12.2025 02:26 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 02-4 and 7-9 are the most ideal, 5 and 10 feel chaotic evil
30.12.2025 00:48 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The gym calling my name right before NYE feels like being whispered sweet nothings by a fuck boy, cuz I already know my name isn’t the only name it’s calling
29.12.2025 22:37 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
2026 is about to be the year of 3D puzzles for me 😌
28.12.2025 21:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0