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AI is not responsible for this video of Donald Trump saying how much he admires and respects both Hillary and Bill Clinton.

Donald Trump is.

And might bust a diaper if enough people repost itโ€ฆ

07.10.2025 02:34 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 167    ๐Ÿ” 133    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 6

Maybe just my thoughts but I also feel (to add on to your point) that after such a long workday/week it's just easier to go for easier to consume entertainment, like Netflix. Reading is just more of an active activity than watching something is.

07.10.2025 12:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Ah yes. Famously belligerent Finland plans to attack a country many, many times its size. Makes total sense. ๐Ÿค”

08.09.2025 13:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 16    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Everytime he speaks, he sounds like a 5-year old, trying to sound tough.

05.09.2025 08:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I understand fully, but please just dump the MAGAts on some uninhabited island please.

17.08.2025 15:44 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about quintuple down?

06.08.2025 20:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Like everything, it's not black and white. You do you ๐Ÿ™ƒ

06.08.2025 12:59 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I love writing, and I love weird stories. So I tried to write one of my own. You can find it here:

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Excited to hear what you think!

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06.08.2025 12:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

''Germans'' who are probably mono-lingual Russian speakers to begin with are no loss to Germany if they f* off to Ruzzia.

05.08.2025 12:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

She is *so* close to getting the point. Brainwashing or simply dumb as bricks?

05.08.2025 12:18 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Employers are going to love him. Decades of experience at age 22.

04.08.2025 11:38 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I became a writer to sink away into my introvertedness. Now you're telling me to change that... /s

04.08.2025 11:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Russia: *violates borders*
Estonia: *responds*
Russia: ''how dare you?!''

Probably.

04.08.2025 09:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

IGN gave it a 9.7...?

01.08.2025 13:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I want the Epstein files.

01.08.2025 13:48 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Fireball obv

31.07.2025 07:54 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Watching MAGA struggle makes me wish for an AI takeover. Wipe us all from the face of the earth. We've had our chance and we blew it.

31.07.2025 07:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Because lying is all they know.

31.07.2025 07:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Don't drink potato vodka friends.

30.07.2025 19:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Motherfucking wind farmsโ€ฆ

30.07.2025 17:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 47067    ๐Ÿ” 17699    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1151    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2380

You weren't born just to pay bills and die. Make sure to suffer too.

30.07.2025 11:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 351    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
A man wearing a bowler hat and a soaked raincoat is looking at a steaming cup of coffee on a table. Though the man is soaked, but outside the sun is shining.

A man wearing a bowler hat and a soaked raincoat is looking at a steaming cup of coffee on a table. Though the man is soaked, but outside the sun is shining.

Eddy gets an unexpected visitor, just as he was about to start his day in the best way possible - with the perfect cup of coffee.
I channelled my inner Murakami for this one, with a touch of Magritte. Join today (for free!) to make sure you don't miss this weird ride.

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30.07.2025 08:51 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's in my interest. Peskov is an ignorant twerp with Putin's hand up his ass.

30.07.2025 08:22 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whenever I wonder, ''is it my place to speak here?'', I'll think of this clip.

30.07.2025 06:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He's still a nazi, white supremacist and a supreme c*nt. I get your sentiment and it's a good thing this whole MAGA nonsense comes crashing down, but these clowns deserve no respect. Post WW2, some nazi's came around. They still deserved prison - or worse.

30.07.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can confirm.

30.07.2025 06:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about the Donald J. Trump Center for Performative Arts?

29.07.2025 04:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's pretty bad when your friends and enemies agree in their opinion about you.

28.07.2025 19:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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