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Helene Taylor βœπŸΌπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦

@procrastnwriter.bsky.social

West Coast Canadian Creator | Screenwriter Chronic curiosity | Story Engine | High Stakes | Low Brow | Repped by The Characters Agency www.orangeknapsackproductions.com

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Posts by Helene Taylor βœπŸΌπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ (@procrastnwriter.bsky.social)

Wow, that's really cool. It must be surreal!

18.02.2026 03:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

THIS.☝️ I was an em-dash user way back writing editorials in my high school annual. I write fast as I was a brand manager and had to write press releases in under an hour. I love bold and italics and organize things neatly for people to read my emails... all ruined because people just think it's AI.

15.02.2026 23:52 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We’re so tired of old white men defending each other.

10.02.2026 23:07 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I never imagined the life lesson that would be so clear is that they say aloud what their guilt and shame is. #deflection

10.02.2026 23:06 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

We woman are SO F*CKING TIRED.

04.02.2026 01:53 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

any way, no more writing complex evils. real evil is unsubtle, it is over the top, it is cartoonish and absurd, it is evil for evil's sake.

03.02.2026 01:24 β€” πŸ‘ 235    πŸ” 52    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 0

The Gaslighting is DEFCON 1

02.02.2026 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Anyone else waking up to this world today feeling like we’re in the Pedophile Matrix?

02.02.2026 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Epstein’s economic power among academics was made possible by a capitalist system that makes higher education dependent on the charity economy rather than a public good supported by taxing the rich

01.02.2026 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 11515    πŸ” 2968    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 176

with vocal fry

28.01.2026 15:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's stories like this that make me want to have a Snark for Hire agency. I'd send you my best.

28.01.2026 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No one would tolerate sitting next to him during pudding hour at the senior home for dementia patients. And yet-
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24.01.2026 18:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

um

23.01.2026 00:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sometimes I wonder what would happen if the protesters pointed and laughed their asses off - film thugs taking down laughter

18.01.2026 15:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Congratulations on the nomination!

13.01.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
An image of bright, multicoloured fireworks with the text, bienvenue 2026 and the message reading, happy new year from inkcanada canadian screenwriters and all our sketchy friends - wishing you peace prosperity and good friends in the arts of storytelling in the year ahead

An image of bright, multicoloured fireworks with the text, bienvenue 2026 and the message reading, happy new year from inkcanada canadian screenwriters and all our sketchy friends - wishing you peace prosperity and good friends in the arts of storytelling in the year ahead

Welcoming turning this page with Canadian screenwriters of all stripes... and all our sketchy friends all over the place. Let's slay our 19th year of creative camaraderie like only human beings can. We cannot WAIT to support YOUR next stories! #happynewyear2026

31.12.2025 21:00 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I must be a beer drinker to see this genius.

26.12.2025 17:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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a picture of a man with blood on his face and the words we 'll get together have a few laughs ALT: a picture of a man with blood on his face and the words we 'll get together have a few laughs
24.12.2025 23:49 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All I want for Christmas is a dim on the global gaslighting.

24.12.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a reader, I’m fine with opinion. I’m not fine with weak sourcing dressed up as reporting. Forbes, this isn’t journalism, it’s content. But good to know.

20.12.2025 14:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

PSA: Listen, I like cheese. Don't doubt this. Don't question what to get me for anything. Cheese. Thank you.

20.12.2025 03:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

LIAR. Not true.

20.12.2025 00:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

a few things about me - I'm scared of eye poky things, can't walk in a hardware store 'cause ya know, poky things, I'm eyeglasses denial yet can't stick lenses in my eyes so trees and ppl with dogs I know are blurry, I resent when I think of cheese it doesn't present itself, I find dimes everywhere

19.12.2025 05:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When does winning prizes happen as an adult.

17.12.2025 02:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

beautiful

12.12.2025 17:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

And here I was gonna be boring and just watch Die Hard.

12.12.2025 00:28 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

What. That’s nuts. Sorry.

11.12.2025 19:00 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Listen, I'm gonna eat a hot dog tonight because nitrates are my comfort food. It's been a day.

11.12.2025 00:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You look great! And both so happy!

03.12.2025 23:55 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

there are some days I do research, I watch a lot of tv and I'm tired of the 1 woman to 3 men on screen y'all

02.12.2025 21:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0