Ms Marbles

Although I do prefer the storyline of Crispin
sweet talking her into ‘donating’ her dosh into his bank account.

Perhaps Piggy used up all her funds paying for her care home placement?

Working hard at the allotment yesterday. Site Manager looking on …

Agatha Christie, immortalised in bronze with her dog, Peter.
#Torbay

Christie died aged of 85 in 1976.
She wrote 66 detective novels, 14 short story collections & more than 20 plays.

Quite an achievement 🎯

A disappointing night at the Amex, but a lovely sky again!

I consider myself a weather vane. Slightly cold / windy = one eye dripping. Very cold / windy = full streaming from both eyes.

Yes. Then sent to prison? Emmur will finally get to see George in the recreation yard …

We desperately need journalists like Carole C. Very disappointing to see that Tortoise (new owners of The Observer) have said that they will not be offering her a contract.

No. I was just about to message her. But I won’t now.

Looking gorgeous Ms Pickle. Can you please ask the painter what paint colour they used for your backdrop. Asking on behalf of my sitting room.

😂 Irony there. You’d have had some peace if they hadn’t come knocking …

I’m thinking that it is because she hasn’t got his phone number. Very likely - as he is only her father.

Fabulous podcast. A compelling listen which is both terrifying and unbelievable. Except that it happened. Am enjoying the chats between you and Hannah. Sounds a great relationship that you have there. Yet more excellent work Ms C!

Agreed. My preferred panto would comprise of Sabrina Thwaite, Derek Fletcher and the Button Sisters. A sort of Archers panto version of John Cage 4.33.

Thanks for your kind offer. Am available. Will bring a gun.

Can’t bear to listen.

Joy (guilt ridden) in
Boots?

Mother Goose (played by Rex Fairbrother)? He knows a thing or two about geese (and will be ready with a wide range of beaver innuendos).

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

Have just about got over the shambles that was Brighton v Everton on Saturday. One good thing that came from the otherwise miserable day, was this very beautiful sunset.

Bit late to Ambridge today. However, feeling safe in the knowledge that it was a panto free zone (having paid Rochelle to shimmy up and saw through the rafters in Felpersham Hall). My ears could not believe it. Just when I thought it was safe to turn on the radio…

I think so too, but it does seem a bit far fetched. She said the baby was dressed well. Would she have been able to give birth alone, clean things up, get the baby dressed in nice clothes and then wander in saying “look what I found on the doorstep”?Added to all that the emotional side of things …

In which case, perhaps he could take Henry along with him. Just a thought …

Yes! 😂

You could text Khalil. Get him on the case?

What a way to end the weekend. ⚽️⚽️⚽️

BBC are reporting that 19 more were killed today.

Agreed. Though we could check with Khalil. He is clearly David Attenborough in waiting!

I have those lists too. Then seem to spend rather a lot of time gazing at gorgeous photos of foxes instead! What a shame they can’t type!! January is often cold and gloomy. Won’t be like this always. X

More grist to David’s mill!

No 10 blocks beaver release plan as officials view it as ’Tory legacy’ Exclusive: Natural England furious that years of work has been undone, with minister urged to push policy through Downing Street has blocked plans to release wild beavers in England because officials view it as a “Tory legacy”, the Guardian can reveal.…

No 10 blocks beaver release plan as officials view it as ’Tory legacy’

So it was them that I saw on the pier yesterday, falling out of Horatio’s pub.

I am impressed. Much better than services to blooming water chestnuts. See you at our investiture!