korben dallas (michael garibaldi) 🪄🐇🍷

i'm sorry :(

nobody ever warned me

ok sorry i was just trying to warn you about something not everybody knows. sorry for being a dick it was unintentional

was meant to be a PSA, not a criticism. sorry :(

If kidnapped, what would you post that would alarm your followers without the kidnappers knowing you're asking for help?

"seaquest was not a particularly fun show"

This is a higher level of owning up than I've ever achieved. A+ example of a solid apology: states an apology is owed to someone, explains what writer did wrong w/o victim blaming, apologies, credits support, elaborates on what they did wrong for clarity, accepts responsibility, fits in 1 skeet.

santorum worked. we can absolutely get "musked it up" going

season one tilly is one of those people where i would be like, do you want flowers every day? i can bring you flowers every day. and take you on fancy dates. i will listen to all of your troubles and bring you tissues and candies and we can watch whatever you want on tv

oh is that why i loved her so much

ah dang i posted my shitpost thoughts before scrolling down to discover you all already covered it lmaoooo

see coach mark gets it

ohhhh "shit" like "shit i don't agree with" poster, got it

yes, i too enjoy it when my parent feeds me something they know will give me diarrhea

this is cute but these treats are usually whipped cream or similar and dogs are lactose intolerant

if you give your dog cheese/ice cream and then they have terrible farts and bad poops, that's 100% on you.
you chose that for them.

just like, idk, i think not everyone in that thread is talking about the exact same thing

i looked it up to see what this person found and is responding to. wikipedia represents it as directed and intentional troll behavior.

i always interpreted "shitposting" as just posting garbage/nonsense/memes just to screw around, not "designed to derail discussions or cause the biggest reaction"

my argument here is that it's actually smarter to fuck around shitposting because it brings us joy and humor and we need silly unwind time to keep fighting the machine

people who are less smart feel the need to prove themselves, perhaps. those of us who know we are smart do not

please remind me of this when i get into arguments

note to self: figure out how to remind self

lmfao how kind and thoughtful

no but now i do

a brown dog pooping on a street corner while its owner stands looking at her phone

i was just trying to see what san francisco looks like at street level

oop i'm ahead of schedule

nooo

two feet posts back to back

lol

Try other cultures' food. The flavors you are missing could be delicious.

Popplio the pokemon

News guy just said Pope Leo but it sounded like Popplio lmao

a man with a beard and gray hair is making a funny face Alt: the song "they got the mustard out" from the buffy musical episode

literally i could just give you a list of tv shows to watch to understand everything i am talking about

they got

the mustard

out

gefgoose