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Edelgard unbuttons her cloak after a battle while byleth tilts her head up by the chin

joining my brave oomfs to post some three houses fanart in the year 2026 heheheh #fe3h

A purple haired elf knight wails on her guitar,, I hope you’re ready to be destroyed 🎸🎸🎸 Prepare yourself for more of my bard warriors 😁💕

Bard Knight 01 🛡️
Dost thou shred? 🎸

i’ve gotten comfortable in my current style and it sometimes even is half decent but i feel like my skill is stagnating and that’s getting me real cheesed

gotta figure out how to uplevel my writing

THIS RUUUUULES

having written about how banning web scrapers from a code forge i host made it usable again and saved ~60€/y in power bill, let me tell you:

you cannot fathom the offloaded cost of GenAI on small web hosts. it is a veritable distributed denial of service to the entire web. Every web admin sees it.

it’s really really great how in houses dorothea is mostly subtle about carrying a torch for edelgard and then in hopes she’s cheering for her from across the battlefield and hollering about how she wants to eat her alive

i’m on video chat with her rn bawling my eyes out begging and pleading on my knees

also because my tag game is horrendous (read: nonexistent) and i can never find my own mcfuckin threads to continue a thought what ought have never been posted anyhow

sendin up some rent lowering elfposts for my health and wellness

[MD][?] My patent was stolen by an elf

the opening of the dc metro’s purple line will make it easier than ever for elfs and non-elfs to get to silver spring and check out the portal

elf who has lived twelve thousand four hundred and ninety seven years never felt alive until july 2nd 1979 when she saw donna summer perform “Bad Girls” at the hollywood bowl. supposedly she’s been much nicer to be around ever since

honestly the infrastructure woes aren’t even the worst part of the portal between realms opening up in downtown silver spring it’s that now it seems like every perfect little elf family just HAS to go to the d&b’s on thursdays and laugh and chortle and take forfuckforever playing MY skeeball machine

local weather channel elf forgot to take off her ear warmers before gettin on the greenscreen to do the forecast. her big pointers are now a hurricane (look out!). pretty badass but not why i watch yknow

uber driver last night was an elf retiree with the thickest bawlmore accent i’ve ever heard. was a caulker in a privateer outfit for five hundred years now is livin downy shore drivin for gossip and pocket change. fascinating mfer. started talkin shit about old bay tho so i had to grab the wheel

in 2023 i discovered the optimal dishwasher loading pattern guaranteed to work on all dishwashers regardless of size make model or layout. i planned to release my algorithm into the public domain but was informed by the clerk that some rotten thieving little elf had beaten me to patent. #devastated

edgy emo elfs hanging out behind the ice skating rink after school giving each other ear piercings with a salad fork and dry humping to nightcore remixes of 1830s belgian military funeral dirges

there is NO safe amount of elf weed….. “it’s just one puff” i said that was in 2008 im still high and probably will be

these days you can find pictures of elfs with their genitalia out just about anywhere on the internet but the easiest place to find them is still google dot com

got too excited during the 8’s solo at the seventeen concert last week… swung my $80 lightstick right into the dome of the elf sitting next to me and he fell ass over ear down to the second level of capital one arena

i prolly got elf maidens in my dms but i don’t read my dms ‘cause i’m too busy.

on my walk this morning i showed an elf where he could harvest some chicken of the woods and he said thanks and took a big bite and died. needless to say i am uninstalling inaturalist……..

scowling teen elf at the buc-ees gas pump muttering under her breath about how she doesn’t have to know how to cast fireball to end this family road trip here and now

elf leaves dunkin roadrunnerstyle at 45 mph hits a sidewalk crack and spills their pineapple coolatta into every nook and cranny of the tactile ramp paving on both sides of the street. to say nothing of what happened to their mother

HEARTBREAKING: a young elf is considering shaving her happy trail

elf has been updating her webcomic every single day since 91 and it is still not good

getting sued by the band “elf pussy” for wearing one of their shirts when i was on the news doing armed robbery and yelling “stan elf pussy”. but the truth is a defense against defamation and my truth is at the time i did not know they were a band

rave tomorrow night out at the serpentine barrens, should be pretty fun. the dj is the sasanian elf bard who invented the double bass drum. i have no idea how they got this guy but i’m stoked. i’m gonna take 12,274 milligrams of mdma and see what happens

look out year of the elf 2 i’m going to elf it upppppp in 2027