Andy

It’s the anniversary of local dog whistle Bob Lonsberry declaring that ‘boomer’ was a slur on equal footing with ‘the n-word’ and getting roasted nationally for it. #rochester

Peacock TV: Your plan will renew in 4 weeks and our price went up $30.

Me: Ok. I’ll cancel.

Peacock TV: WAIT. The price is now $40 less than your previous amount for the same plan.

If you’re so funny, then why are you on your own tonight?

And if you’re so clever, then why are you on your own tonight?

If you’re so very entertaining, then why are you on your own tonight?

If you’re so very good looking, why do you sleep alone tonight?

If I’m interested enough to pre-order the album on vinyl, you could at least be interested in getting it to me by the same day I could walk into a store and buy it.

Let me know when you’re here and we can grab a sandwich at Open Face (also inside the museum) and get to solving this crisis

Stop in the George Eastman Museum while you’re there visiting Phil. The statue is on the grounds.

riches I heed not / nor man’s empty praise / means fuck the gatekeepers / cause i’m fine outside the gate - David Bazan

if you want to pay my taxes / you’d better come over with a crucifix / you’re gonna have to nail me down

Putin’s no doubt singing “Trucker’s Atlas” to himself in the time leading up to the summit

*extreme Ron Swanson voice*

“I love BJ’s & Gas. It’s where I get all of my BJ’s. And most of my gas.”

“I don’t know what to do!” complains my five year old, three hours into Day One of Summer Vacation 2025.

a woman says you take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese fold it in a pizza ... you got cheesy blasters ! ALT: a woman says you take a hot dog stuff it with some jack cheese fold it in a pizza ... you got cheesy blasters !

Is it too much to ask that someone on #TopChef makes Cheesy Blasters sometime?

The Revolving Restaurant Is Back Again (and Again) Long considered a midcentury novelty, rotating restaurants are spinning back to life in cities across the United States.

Hey #Rochester: maybe we can revive The Changing Scene

www.nytimes.com/2025/04/01/d...

Expensive but so so delicious.

Popular pizza business in Rochester is for sale "If I’m not able to find a buyer I will be closing the entity entirely.”

Hey Rochester:
www.democratandchronicle.com/story/news/2...

Fuckin’ Go Bills, baby.

Did Nantz just call it Hallmark Stadium?

Mitski’s “Your Best American Girl” still fucking bangs, you guys

Into the Ether by Leif Vollebekk on Apple Music Song · 2017 · Duration 5:49

I ran across this song that reminded me of all the stuff I loved about Whiskeytown and early Ryan Adams.

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Ah yes, “famously snowy” Toronto area, which gets about a third of the snowfall that Orchard Park does.

Here you go:

go.bsky.app/Vr6VcUQ

If Hims is looking to advertise on an NFL team’s jerseys, looks like the Giants would be open to it

Save us, Hughie. You’re our only hope.

Vought International, if you’re unaware, is the conglomerate that manages Supes/The Seven in ‘The Boys.’

You gotta be fucking kidding me that this guy’s last name is VOUGHT.

Kurt Vonnegut - Breakfast of Champions

No Catherine Wheel?!

No, not at all. I was thinking more organ donation, which would be less appealing to look at than your organ photos.