Motor McBoatface

This is perfect explanation

I have been complaining for YEARS that running hurts my hips and knees and you runners out here have just been gatekeeping foot strike change? I HATE YOU ALL.

You, as a healthcare worker, simply do not have to talk to ICE or the cops. Hope this helps!

Thanks!

no matter how bad you are at your job, remember you did not let Saquon Barkley leave your team for a division rival where he ran for +2000 yards and led the rival to the NFC Championship game

Nurse Jen is one of my favorite people ever. She nailed it.

This is truly a wild thing to post on LinkedIn.

If you are in line to sack Sam Darnold, stay in line. If you are in line before the end of the game, they have to let you sack him.

Damn.

Absolutely not. Jesus might have redeemed him but the American people don't have to rise to that standard.

When I was little, I wanted to be a Broadway star and somewhere along the line, I fucked up, and now I'm sitting in a Cap Management stress testing methodology risk and control workshop.

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Cold turkey caffeine cutting is one of the absolute WORST experiences ever and I've had a C section

This is a wild photograph

They did this with Superstorm Sandy too. Is anyone surprised?

What a glorious and Patriotic way to go

In your opinion, do you think it's helpful for the ADHDer?

It dont matter who the coach is in Dallas they could bring Jesus THE Christ down yonder... and Dallas still gone lose as long as Jerry Jones is the Owner

Having the best fucking day ever

My affirmation app has a sense of humor.

When it's in the upper 50s in south Florida

Me and whomst

Whenever someone says they're born and raised FL, I immediately back up two steps.

My almost 7 yr old also apparently doesn't know the drill

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The extremely sad part about this post is that I don't know who it's referring to because the suspect pool is so vast.

F.B.I. Says It Found Largest Cache of Homemade Explosives in Its History at Va. Farm Investigators discovered more than 150 devices, mostly pipe bombs, on a property outside Norfolk, court papers say.

The fact that the FBI didn’t hold a press conference announcing the largest seizure of self-made explosives in history tells you everything you need to know about race and ideology of the suspect. Wanna guess? www.nytimes.com/2024/12/31/u...