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Homer: Bill...bill...bill...ooo, free sample! (Starts drinking sample)
Marge: Homer, that's dishwashing liquid.
Homer: Eh, what're ya gonna do? (Keeps drinking)

Now I kinda want to see them play the Guardians wearing these...

I’m still on X strictly for the Velcren, the Ambassador of Quan & Irish Mike. They’re not on here.

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.

The Empire Strikes Gary

Ruin a movie by making it about Gary

There’s Something About Gary

The Guess Who’s Coming To Dinner

Much Too Young To Feel This Damn Old Time Rock N Roll

Born To Run Like Hell

I'm old enough to remember when it would have been considered gauche to wear a baseball cap in the Oval Office, much less one praising yourself in bold lettering.

Honestly, I’d rather he live long enough to watch from prison as his grandchildren change their last name in shame.

Gotta love how the list linked here has DC at #66, while Burchett’s district is ranked 42nd 🤣🤣🤣

Idiocracy becomes closer to a documentary all the time.

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You mean the people who think it's ok for them to gerrymander Texas, but are already screaming bloody murder about possible gerrymandering in Cali, NY and Illinois?

The tourney director put him on the wrong tees because the guy's a dUmBaSs dEmOcRaT. The fellow had a Hispanic surname, which did not stop the racist comments. On the 10th tee I had to back off my tee shot and stare at him until he finally shut up. Bad part was I let him get to me, ruined my round.

I played in a tournament back in May with a guy wearing shorts with a flag on them, a stars & stripes shirt and a TRUMP golf glove. I knew right then I would be hearing his political opinions whether I wanted to or not. I was not wrong.

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You're saying Trump lied??

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They won't. As your podcast co-host so eloquently put it:

One for my Canadian friends... @ivimey.bsky.social

Nazis experiencing schadenfreude…hate to see it 😂😂😂

I'm suffering from a severe case of "What The Fuck Fatigue"

As someone who lives in the home of Nashville Hot Chicken, I take exception, sir.

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On behalf of sane Americans:

That’s the problem. Democratic leadership (I’m looking at you, Schumer & Jeffries) are feckless fucks beholden to billionaires.

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Mike Johnson...well, all of them really... youtu.be/JKS3WXR2dqY?...

ADD a letter, ruin a movie
Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Smith

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