You know how railway stations often have ticket inspectors at the end of platforms? Every passenger flying from Oman to Stansted right now should be greeted by an HMRC investigator.
06.03.2026 08:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You know how railway stations often have ticket inspectors at the end of platforms? Every passenger flying from Oman to Stansted right now should be greeted by an HMRC investigator.
06.03.2026 08:50 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Helen Flanagan? Out of off of Corrie? Either a stunning new career trajectory or sheβs the best undercover cop ever.
06.03.2026 08:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Plus the backdated tax theyβve avoided with interest.
05.03.2026 16:16 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Jizzβll fix it.
05.03.2026 15:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I wonder why the vice chair often walks past.
04.03.2026 19:20 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Branch of Waitrose found on the moon.
03.03.2026 14:59 β π 7 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0Sheβs got her badge, and therefore the flag, upside down.
02.03.2026 19:34 β π 20 π 0 π¬ 3 π 1Iβm watching it on Legend Xtra.
01.03.2026 13:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The peak of his cap also appears to have had a stroke on the same side.
28.02.2026 23:26 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Bri curious? I'd not be surprised.
27.02.2026 20:36 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0It canβt be that βarmful.
26.02.2026 20:12 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Iβve decided to get a ghost writer to do my autobiography. Specifically, Charles Dickens.
26.02.2026 11:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Of all the ways Americans refuse to comply with the civilised world - using Fahrenheit, misspelling colour, owning gunsβ¦ the most egregious is getting political red and blue wrong.
26.02.2026 09:43 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I remember when the newspapers fumed that they all got colour TVs (the 1990s).
25.02.2026 09:51 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Update please.
25.02.2026 00:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Cannon, but canβt flop in that suit.
24.02.2026 23:01 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0You savage. Something far more delicate like call centre worker would pair much better with a bed of human ova.
24.02.2026 14:25 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Better without.
23.02.2026 20:23 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Giant cat of Dunbar.
23.02.2026 15:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0In the end it was just one big L though.
23.02.2026 15:25 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I love how Trump doesnβt realise that itβs he who lives in a country with a third-world healthcare system where the population relies on the generosity of wealthy benefactors.
22.02.2026 13:33 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 05 pints during a working lunch? Pissing in a cabinet? An βescortβ leaving the premises? Must be the Johnson administration.
22.02.2026 11:10 β π 9 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Damn.
20.02.2026 09:09 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Thatβs quite the alt text.
19.02.2026 19:34 β π 39 π 4 π¬ 5 π 0A pile of men in the middle of the road
A scrum of about 10 men
Boys forming a ruck
A crowd of boys running at the camera with one out in front
The Jedburgh Hand Ba' today. The ancient sporting culture of the Scottish Borders being celebrated.
19.02.2026 18:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Take out all the unnecessary words and youβre left with the choice of βI spokeβ or βme spokeβ.
18.02.2026 15:25 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Liz is credibly reported at being 5β5, and heβs wearing lifts in his shoes and an unusually tall baseball cap. Have you been messing with his height as well as shrinking his hands to that laughable size?
18.02.2026 15:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0No you donβt.
17.02.2026 17:34 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0youtube.com/shorts/c7SFe... My sketch of Blackness Castle
17.02.2026 14:23 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was very confused by J Jacksonβs wardrobe malfunction that time.
17.02.2026 14:05 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0