Andrew a9630

Their side lost.

I’m as pleased as anyone that we weren’t all forced to speak German, but poetry like that makes me doubt the wisdom of persevering with English.

Is the choice of photo meant to imply that the solution is that Bond was always just some random dummy who was being remoulded from time to time?

Apparently not. He introduces himself in that weird way to every woman he shags using his real name, presumably because he knows they'll all die soon anyway.

Mhmm. The Pythons were a BBC product too, and they took plenty of inspiration from The Goons, who were on BBC radio...

All the track signals on red too. No wonder all the trains are respectfully fucking cancelled.

If you can afford it - go on to your favourite charity's website and send them some money. Be nice.

I now know what the C stands for.

He stands for reform.

Holding Out for a Hiroshima

At the getting down of the sun and in the crooning, we will remember them.

What passing-bells for these who die as cattle?
— Only the monstrous anger of the guns.
Only the stuttering rifles' rapid rattle
Can patter out their hasty orisons.

-Anthem for Doomed Youth by Wilfred Oven.

He's totally right though, Mamdani has just been taking the easy and swindlery path of giving the American public the Muslim, socialist, pro-trans, feminist, foreign-born blandness they've been crying out for.

Americans! Please note that the election of Zohran Mamdani in just about any European city would barely raise an eyebrow. New York elected someone who we regard as being entirely normal.

Peter Capaldi

Spin Doctor Who

Is that a thing?

Can be sung to the tune of The Muppet Show theme song, pretty much.

YouTube video by Andrew a9630 🏫💥 Hawick High School being demolished

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An Esquire headline: ‘The 5 Shoes Every Man Should Own’

Every man? Including those of us who have an even number of feet?

Your mum.

Remarkable photo of their spirits floating towards heaven as some of the elderly audience actually dies.

Robert Jenrick being racist about never seeing white faces on the street

Sarah Pochin being racist about there being too many black people in adverts

So there should be far fewer black and Asian faces in adverts because they don't represent Britain but you can't walk down a British high street and see a single white face.

Can some right wing megabrain please explain how to square this definitely-not-racist circle?

An ink sketch of a scary vampire reminiscent of Max Shreck’s Nosferstu

Yesterday’s Halloween sketch of Nosferatu.

Mike Johnson didn’t know that’s what you meant.

An English Springer Spaniel which has just been confused

6) English Springer Spaniel - Reform

I bought a machine that translates what your pets say into human. When I turned it on the cat said, "Woof, woof, woof," & the dog said, "Meow, meow meow." I said to them, "If you won't take this seriously you can both sod off." The cat said, "It was the dog's idea." The dog just rolled his eyes

A news story headlined “Andre Agassi's son Jaden is mum Steffi Graf's double - see sweet family photos as he turns 24” alongside a photo of Andre Agassi

He looks more like his dad to me. Also, are we sure he’s only 24?

Black Lives Matter, Idiot! The most frustrated wing of BLM.

Not sure you should be calling your wife a mistake.

‘ere!

People talk about eyeing up something beautiful but nobody ever ears a sound.

A Border Collie lying on grass, looking very eager

5) Border Collie - Green