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Andrew a9630

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You know how railway stations often have ticket inspectors at the end of platforms? Every passenger flying from Oman to Stansted right now should be greeted by an HMRC investigator.

06.03.2026 08:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Four arrested on suspicion of aiding Iran's intelligence service The men were arrested on Friday on suspicion of assisting a foreign intelligence service.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... Helen Flanagan? Out of off of Corrie? Either a stunning new career trajectory or she’s the best undercover cop ever.

06.03.2026 08:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Plus the backdated tax they’ve avoided with interest.

05.03.2026 16:16 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Jizz’ll fix it.

05.03.2026 15:13 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wonder why the vice chair often walks past.

04.03.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Branch of Waitrose found on the moon.

03.03.2026 14:59 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

She’s got her badge, and therefore the flag, upside down.

02.03.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m watching it on Legend Xtra.

01.03.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The peak of his cap also appears to have had a stroke on the same side.

28.02.2026 23:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bri curious? I'd not be surprised.

27.02.2026 20:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It can’t be that β€˜armful.

26.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’ve decided to get a ghost writer to do my autobiography. Specifically, Charles Dickens.

26.02.2026 11:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Of all the ways Americans refuse to comply with the civilised world - using Fahrenheit, misspelling colour, owning guns… the most egregious is getting political red and blue wrong.

26.02.2026 09:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I remember when the newspapers fumed that they all got colour TVs (the 1990s).

25.02.2026 09:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Update please.

25.02.2026 00:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Cannon, but can’t flop in that suit.

24.02.2026 23:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You savage. Something far more delicate like call centre worker would pair much better with a bed of human ova.

24.02.2026 14:25 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Better without.

23.02.2026 20:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Giant cat of Dunbar.

23.02.2026 15:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In the end it was just one big L though.

23.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I love how Trump doesn’t realise that it’s he who lives in a country with a third-world healthcare system where the population relies on the generosity of wealthy benefactors.

22.02.2026 13:33 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

5 pints during a working lunch? Pissing in a cabinet? An β€˜escort’ leaving the premises? Must be the Johnson administration.

22.02.2026 11:10 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Damn.

20.02.2026 09:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s quite the alt text.

19.02.2026 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 0
A pile of men in the middle of the road

A pile of men in the middle of the road

A scrum of about 10 men

A scrum of about 10 men

Boys forming a ruck

Boys forming a ruck

A crowd of boys running at the camera with one out in front

A crowd of boys running at the camera with one out in front

The Jedburgh Hand Ba' today. The ancient sporting culture of the Scottish Borders being celebrated.

19.02.2026 18:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Take out all the unnecessary words and you’re left with the choice of β€˜I spoke’ or β€˜me spoke’.

18.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Liz is credibly reported at being 5’5, and he’s wearing lifts in his shoes and an unusually tall baseball cap. Have you been messing with his height as well as shrinking his hands to that laughable size?

18.02.2026 15:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

No you don’t.

17.02.2026 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
My sketch of Blackness Castle near Edinburgh - what do you think? #scottishcastles #drawing
YouTube video by Andrew a9630 My sketch of Blackness Castle near Edinburgh - what do you think? #scottishcastles #drawing

youtube.com/shorts/c7SFe... My sketch of Blackness Castle

17.02.2026 14:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I was very confused by J Jackson’s wardrobe malfunction that time.

17.02.2026 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0