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Knives Jones

@gnarlyknives.bsky.social

Hermit clown witch kind of person residing in New England.

22 Followers  |  27 Following  |  48 Posts  |  Joined: 23.01.2025
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Guess who forgot about this platform oops

16.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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You’re green with it

16.10.2025 19:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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A girl cat loves her acrylic plush blankie

17.06.2025 20:39 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Less honkin’, more tonkin’”

02.05.2025 00:44 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I hate hearing twenty somethings say they’re old. Shut up and go get a kid’s menu, ya big baby.

01.05.2025 12:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I’m not sorry: you aren’t old if you’re under thirty. Or under forty. Fuck, you’re not old ever. I don’t make the damn rules. Old is a goddamn state of mind.

01.05.2025 12:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Hello giant fucking bumblebee in my closet, uhhhh, nice to meet you?

30.04.2025 10:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

23.04.2025 00:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I got a hankerin’ for some French onion SOUP

18.04.2025 23:38 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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SENIORS! Mustn’t forget to claim the BIG SLAB OF SALMON! You are ENTITLED.

16.04.2025 18:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Junk removal is way more expensive than I ever would have imagined but these fellas brought me an iced coffee!

16.04.2025 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And sometimes the only salve for the soul is many, many olives and a cleaned out fridge. 🤷🏻

29.03.2025 21:50 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

HELL YEAH

13.03.2025 22:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Frog boys frog boys one is dressed as a duck it’s the FROG BOYS OF THE DESK

12.03.2025 15:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Ain’t nothin’ hit the nostrils more pleasantly than cool New England rain in very early spring. That shit’s the good smellin’ shit I tell you what.

01.03.2025 22:12 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

lest I forget bubberduck

01.03.2025 22:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

G U R T I S

01.03.2025 22:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Why isn’t the answer to every vampire trivia question “Mr. Vampire Man”, “Blood”, or “Bounce on it crrrrrrazy style”?

28.02.2025 02:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Turns out I’m NOT as skilled at vampire trivia as I thought I might be.

28.02.2025 00:40 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Shake that ham tonight, I don’t want to let you go till those seagulls fight 🎶🎶🎶🎶

21.02.2025 01:33 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I want to like this more than once hahaha

21.02.2025 01:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

21.02.2025 00:10 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

And we mustn’t forget the Lengthy Johnny!

20.02.2025 02:14 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Johnathan, at his longest

20.02.2025 00:59 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Elongated Johnathans

20.02.2025 00:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Pop culture Jeopardy got one hell of a hold on my ass, I tell you WHAT.

18.02.2025 19:46 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Sometimes Yuki shoves her face into her tail when she’s napping and you know what? That’s the goods right there.

15.02.2025 19:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I can feel the valentines noose beginning to tighten.

13.02.2025 19:51 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love that album!

11.02.2025 22:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Truth

07.02.2025 17:39 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0