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Going part time in 6 weeks so I will have more time for school (and a social life 😌)

The way I need the next week to fly the fuck by so I can listen to this.

Scruff has been infiltrated by Alpha Male bots.

This is diabolical.

Daryl used to call me Pumpkin Nugget.

“Gotta get a pumpkin… nugget”**breaths heavy into a singular pumpkin nugget**

Almost time

I hope everyone is running into their bullies from highschool who turn out to have been secretly be gay for them all these years tonight.

a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck . ALT: a man wearing a white shirt with the letter v on it is standing next to a red truck .

It’s finally my turn to have a short work shift starting at 4pm instead of 2 pm and of course it ends up being on a day with an emergency meeting at work from 2pm to 3 pm.

I have three weeks left of the semester. (I hope my winter break is very gay.)

To go from a badass survivor scream queen in the Halloween requels to playing the mother of a gay in a gay-ass Christmas film?! Kyle Richards truly is the diva of holiday-based films. 10/10.

I’m just a boy (grown man) that really wants there to be a Gimme More Britney Funko Pop so that I can purchase it and place it onto my shelf (shrine).

Saturday Night In.

I lost another pound 😌

Finished my paper just before my internet went out. 💅

Glasses on or off? What I’m really asking is should I switch to contacts?

I can’t pick just one. (I was such a little faggot.)

It’s a lovely, gloomy morning.

That tantrum… I get it, I’d have one too, but it was so childish and it made me lose any sympathy I had for the “vaporization” victim.

Mirwanda?!

Welcome to Target. Can I help you find anything?

welcome to Target

Went to Predator: Badlands tonight. It was good. I never thought I’d see a Predator comedy film.

I went to barber today.

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Funhouse was also good. And honestly Truth… was also good. But “Raise Your Glass” was where she dipped her toes in for the Target Mom demo before that.

As a pre-whatever-that-was last album fan I am actually hopeful this is going to be good.

Management: “We are dropping a ton of extra work and duties on our workers with reduced hours. How can we rectify the situation with our burned-out, ready-to-quit staff?”

Management to themselves: “Let’s tell them… ‘You rock!’”

Seizures? (Sp?)