Hedgie 🦔

Requests for help finding fics in the Dramione FB groups always crack me up because they’re either “I read a fic where these 87 very specific plot points happen and can’t remember what it was called” or “need help finding a fic where Draco breathes” and there’s no in between

Found myself wishing that my audiobook had a visual component I could follow along with too. A movie. What I want is a movie.

Sorry, I’m going to need a moment 😮‍💨🥵

It is truly shocking to me that this is even remotely coherent given I apparently wrote it at 2:30am in a twilight state of consciousness when I woke up to go to the bathroom??????

It is in this way that Draco finds himself with the most unexpected, infuriating roommate he could ever have imagined.

The court, perplexed by how to handle this claim and the subsequent objection filed by the councilor representing Mr. Malfoy, issues a temporary order stating that Ms. Granger must be allowed to reside on the estate, if desired, until a decision can be reached.

a claim to the inheritance of one Draco Malfoy. The claim, which spanned 3 rolls of parchment and cited just under 100 examples of precedent, asserted that Ms. Granger was entitled to the entirety of the Malfoy estate in lieu of unpaid war reparations by both the Black and Malfoy lines.

An ancient and nearly forgotten wizarding law allows for challenges to the inheritance of any pureblood estate. Enacted in order to ensure patriarchs of old couldn’t skip out on their debts, it hasn’t been enforced by the Wizengamot in almost three centuries. That is, until Hermione Granger submits

I had a dream about an 8th year fic where some of the boys reinstate dueling club but it turns into them just running a train on Pansy???

Spent 20 minutes communing with the blue moon as she rose and I’m happy to say I’m no longer mentally ill 💕

Love and Other Historical Accidents 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

I got it 😎

Thank you!! Me too 🥺🤞🏻

Me: why have I had no energy or focus and have been living in squalor for the last week

Me: remembers the pharmacy has been out of my ADHD meds since I requested a refill 10 days ago

Okay, someone hold me please bc this level of obsession is not good.... hahahahhahahhaa
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*frantically refreshing my email until I find out if I got the kinktoberfest prompt I submitted for*

Waffle superiority 😤

(Don’t tell my dog, whose name is Pancake)

Spent 6hrs on 8 sentences.

Doing just fine. Perfectly well.

Because even after the elf was freed, Draco wouldn’t forget the core memories of being a frightened child who was hidden away by the elf with a strong sense of justice. Learning that the elf had died at the hands of one of his family members was another piece in the puzzle that was the new Draco.

The headcanon I cling to most fiercely is that Dobby was Draco’s favorite elf as a child. And that, before Draco learned his father’s cruelty, the elf would comfort the boy in times of trouble.

Subsequently, learning of Dobby’s death would be one of the turning points in Draco’s redemption arc.

I am so ready to be unhinged in yet another corner of the internet