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Phil 🇮🇪

@philconlon.bsky.social

Irish | bit fruity | science & politics nerd | 👬 Insta: @philip.conlon https://www.amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls/1Y63CD4LL2EVH?ref_=wl_share https://www.paypal.me/PhilipConlon96

405 Followers  |  122 Following  |  65 Posts  |  Joined: 14.11.2024
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To whoever got me this bath bomb as one of my bday presents… thank you 🙂‍↕️

03.03.2026 20:56 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Need motivation for leg day

25.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 22    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wish I had abs but I’ll just have to settle for a phat ass instead :(

23.02.2026 11:27 — 👍 11    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wouldn’t want you to lose your flight tho x

23.02.2026 10:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If you’re tired already then maybe don’t come? x

23.02.2026 09:50 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

That doesn’t help

20.02.2026 09:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Only got an hour’s sleep thanks to someone’s snoring, so I’m dragging myself to the gym to feel better.

20.02.2026 08:58 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Use your imagination 🫦

19.02.2026 22:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Choke

19.02.2026 22:49 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I don’t even think you know tbh

15.02.2026 22:32 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Don’t be jel papi x

15.02.2026 22:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Bottomed today for the first time since November and damn, I’m outta practice

15.02.2026 22:06 — 👍 21    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You guys photograph well x

14.02.2026 21:23 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Not true - I annoy you as well

12.02.2026 09:27 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

My full-time job is annoying you x

12.02.2026 09:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Just drained a 🐷 so if any subs on here want my PayPal and wishlist they’re in my bio 🙂‍↕️

12.02.2026 00:02 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Link?

11.02.2026 16:07 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Me when you rock up

11.02.2026 08:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Is it weird I’ve thought about doing a 2007 Britney by crashing out and just shaving my head?

11.02.2026 07:31 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Never trust baggy jeans

08.02.2026 15:26 — 👍 63    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0
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And you’re not too old for a slap

29.01.2026 14:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So excited for a bath, takeaway and the apprentice tonight. Is this what approaching 30 feels like?

29.01.2026 13:47 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Friend is suggesting I join a rugby team - should I? 🤔

28.01.2026 09:19 — 👍 20    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Boyfriend having to get up at 5am for a flight means I’m forced to have an early gym session

26.01.2026 08:29 — 👍 19    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cause I usually wear boxers and not briefs

25.01.2026 18:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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My aussiebums always make me feel slutty

25.01.2026 18:31 — 👍 36    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Disgusting

25.01.2026 18:02 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

✨no✨

23.01.2026 12:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Sounds hot 🫦

23.01.2026 11:24 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0