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Teddy Baer

@uncleteddy.bsky.social

He/Him | Vegan | Any hole's a goal. 44 | Toronto Booking Inquiries : uncleteddy069@gmail.com https://beacons.ai/teddybaer

2,594 Followers  |  455 Following  |  89 Posts  |  Joined: 13.08.2023  |  1.8209

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If I lived in Montreal, and I was cool, and liked horror stuff... I would definitely check out Les Productions Malefycia Canal 9 presentation.

07.10.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh everyone does when they're manic enough! πŸ˜‡

06.10.2025 22:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The way I give myself whiplash when someone with bangs passes me is why my life is always in shambles.

06.10.2025 21:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ₯°πŸ™ˆ thank you so much beautiful!

06.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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First day, first day!

06.10.2025 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It tastes as good as it looks! 🀀

05.10.2025 15:17 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm on a VIA rail train and I can see the guy in front of me is on Tryst for the city I'm heading too. Should I make some recommendations? πŸ™ƒ

04.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can finally now officially call myself an RMT.

03.10.2025 22:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Only one week left until I'm in Toronto! πŸ’‹πŸ’Œ
Please share! I still have a lot of time available that weekend!

03.10.2025 13:22 β€” πŸ‘ 19    πŸ” 7    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

02.10.2025 23:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My tits are getting bigger than most my ex's!

02.10.2025 23:42 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I agreeee!

02.10.2025 19:15 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck it I don't care, I'm watching the Great British Baking Show...

02.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You always smell the same.
Everything smells of you.

01.10.2025 17:54 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's definitely fall today.

Who's got cold toes that need to be warmed?
πŸ‘€πŸ‘€

01.10.2025 15:30 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

QRT with a gif of your first anime.

Ninja Scroll came on late at night one night on Showcase in my teens, and I had to find a copy on VHS (lol old).

01.10.2025 13:13 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You can't be what you were.
So you better start living the life
that you're talking about.

01.10.2025 12:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Though I generally have to worry less about my chosen partners as they tend to align by default, but yes I can relate lol.

01.10.2025 12:09 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah but that's work, and like almost a moral imperative to take that money!

30.09.2025 20:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Phew. That would be unfortunate!

30.09.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

😝

30.09.2025 17:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Scorpio.

30.09.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Don't judge people for how many people they have sex with, judge them for the politics of the people they let have sex with them! πŸ˜‡

30.09.2025 17:07 β€” πŸ‘ 9    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I need more t-shirts. It is a good thing I'm going to a 2 day hardcore festival for my birthday.

30.09.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I had to go to the police station and get my fingerprints confirmed for a whole other annoying long ass reason we won't go in to.

But anyways I was only in there for an like an hour, and really have nothing to worry about. But damn do I not feel anxious as fuck now.

30.09.2025 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

His hair, wack!
His gear, wack!
His jewelry, wack!
His foot stance, wack!
The way that he talks, wack!
Theβ€…wayβ€…that he doesn'tβ€…even like to smile, wack!

Me, I'mβ€…tight as fuck!

30.09.2025 14:05 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Azura's availability calendar for October, next to a mirror selfie of them in a dungeon wearing a corset, fishnets, leather, and a locked collar. Days highlighted as available are October 2, 3, 6, 7, 16, 17, 20, 21, 23, 27, 28, and 30.

Azura's availability calendar for October, next to a mirror selfie of them in a dungeon wearing a corset, fishnets, leather, and a locked collar. Days highlighted as available are October 2, 3, 6, 7, 16, 17, 20, 21, 23, 27, 28, and 30.

It's my birthday month and the spookiest time of the year, come celebrate with me! I think I deserve some tricks and treats πŸ‘»
#oursky #gfe #kinkygfe #goth #alternative

29.09.2025 18:22 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ™‚β€β†•οΈπŸ™‚β€β†•οΈ

28.09.2025 14:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Sex work has introduced me to both the best and worst people I've ever known.

27.09.2025 12:34 β€” πŸ‘ 18    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Nobody gets me like front squats get me.

27.09.2025 10:02 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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